When I was learning how to cook “southern” from my mother in law, I was told to save the bacon grease, I’d learn why later. This, my friends, is seasoning now.
December 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
When I was learning how to cook “southern” from my mother in law, I was told to save the bacon grease, I’d learn why later. This, my friends, is seasoning now.
Me: I’m feeling better!
Also me: If anyone moves my tissues I will cut them.
And
We should have asked Santa to bring more ibuprofen.
Also me: If anyone moves my tissues I will cut them.
And
We should have asked Santa to bring more ibuprofen.
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Me: I’m feeling better!
Also me: If anyone moves my tissues I will cut them.
And
We should have asked Santa to bring more ibuprofen.
Also me: If anyone moves my tissues I will cut them.
And
We should have asked Santa to bring more ibuprofen.
Oh! I am late because flu, but happy 8 year gotcha day to Prussia the Dog who celebrated by nibbling low hanging Christmas ornaments and then just being exhausted by having everyone home to watch over.
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Oh! I am late because flu, but happy 8 year gotcha day to Prussia the Dog who celebrated by nibbling low hanging Christmas ornaments and then just being exhausted by having everyone home to watch over.
Picking up a prescription at CVS and I really wish I could tip my pharmacist lol
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Picking up a prescription at CVS and I really wish I could tip my pharmacist lol
I am upright! I am wearing clothes that I did not sleep in! Progress!
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I am upright! I am wearing clothes that I did not sleep in! Progress!
Flu rule I had forgotten- if you are freezing cold you actually have a fever. Turning the heat up in the house doesn’t help.
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Flu rule I had forgotten- if you are freezing cold you actually have a fever. Turning the heat up in the house doesn’t help.
I have been felled by the flu.
December 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I have been felled by the flu.
My bank just alerted me that I have “1 or more subscriptions due this week” and when I looked it was my car payment. I’m not sure if it’s better or worse to think of that as a subscription.
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My bank just alerted me that I have “1 or more subscriptions due this week” and when I looked it was my car payment. I’m not sure if it’s better or worse to think of that as a subscription.
Reposted by Echo
December 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Mina is the only present we need under our tree.
December 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Mina is the only present we need under our tree.
There is nothing quite as humbling as doing physical therapy exercises that look so easy on paper or when the therapist shows you.
December 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There is nothing quite as humbling as doing physical therapy exercises that look so easy on paper or when the therapist shows you.
Everyone remember to put out some old fashioned ribbon candy so it can get really dusty before kids come over for Christmas.
December 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Everyone remember to put out some old fashioned ribbon candy so it can get really dusty before kids come over for Christmas.
I’m not sure why I find Sheba slightly threatening.
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’m not sure why I find Sheba slightly threatening.
Me to my daughter “Wait, did you run for college class president out of spite?” Her “Yes. And I’m going to get a doctorate out of spite too”.
Honestly, I’m not even mad at that.
Honestly, I’m not even mad at that.
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Me to my daughter “Wait, did you run for college class president out of spite?” Her “Yes. And I’m going to get a doctorate out of spite too”.
Honestly, I’m not even mad at that.
Honestly, I’m not even mad at that.
My husband found a box of old notebooks and such from our college years in the dark ages and it included a blank book he’d bought me. He wanted to know why I never wrote in it. How can I explain that the book was too nice for me to actually use?
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My husband found a box of old notebooks and such from our college years in the dark ages and it included a blank book he’d bought me. He wanted to know why I never wrote in it. How can I explain that the book was too nice for me to actually use?
When the cat fountain is empty, instead of meowing like the other cats, Pixel will methodically and loudly dismantle it.
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
When the cat fountain is empty, instead of meowing like the other cats, Pixel will methodically and loudly dismantle it.
Mina has stopped eating cat food and has gone full dog. Prussia is somehow allowing this.
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Mina has stopped eating cat food and has gone full dog. Prussia is somehow allowing this.
I like the idea of the warmie plush animals that you can heat up and cuddle, but I just cannot get over actually putting them in the microwave.
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I like the idea of the warmie plush animals that you can heat up and cuddle, but I just cannot get over actually putting them in the microwave.
We have discovered an animated Christmas special with the voices of Betty White and Tim Curry. It’s… awful.
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We have discovered an animated Christmas special with the voices of Betty White and Tim Curry. It’s… awful.
The local brewery has a small Christmas market and Christmas tree farm pop up. Everything is super expensive but local so I am buying here. The vendors are so happy with every sale. It’s happy and sad at the same time.
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The local brewery has a small Christmas market and Christmas tree farm pop up. Everything is super expensive but local so I am buying here. The vendors are so happy with every sale. It’s happy and sad at the same time.
How to confuse your pets.
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
How to confuse your pets.
My date for today is a 4 month old who I am babysitting because his great grandmother is in the hospital and they are having a family meeting. He is currently fascinated with the Yule Log channel while every cat sneaks up to sniff him. Prussia has already decided he is just another cat.
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My date for today is a 4 month old who I am babysitting because his great grandmother is in the hospital and they are having a family meeting. He is currently fascinated with the Yule Log channel while every cat sneaks up to sniff him. Prussia has already decided he is just another cat.
I just got done working 4 ten hour shifts (plus commute) which means I haven’t seen the sun in 4 days and today it’s overcast and cold out. Everything hurts and I am sad. Thank goodness I don’t live in a far northern country or I would be useless goo for months at a time.
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I just got done working 4 ten hour shifts (plus commute) which means I haven’t seen the sun in 4 days and today it’s overcast and cold out. Everything hurts and I am sad. Thank goodness I don’t live in a far northern country or I would be useless goo for months at a time.
Mina has defeated Jack Skellington
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Mina has defeated Jack Skellington