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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · 1d

I'll take your word for it.
I can't stand the sound of her voice or her fuckin face.

Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · 1d

If you have complete control of the government, everything is your fuckin fault.
When you control when to hold votes to decide to open up or not and you don't hold those votes, everything is your fault.
I better not ever see anyone in public with a maga hat. If I do, what I do to them is their fault

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · Sep 5

This will set them back months on completion.
And the employees in Georgia who lose their jobs when Hyundai pulls their $12+ billion project for safer waters will have the republicans to thank.

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Unprecedented immigration raid at Hyundai EV site leads to 475 arrests — The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Federal officials announced Friday they detained 475 people at a construction site on the Hyundai Metaplant campus near Savannah.

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · Aug 17

Leave the Christians in charge and they'll fuck everything up.
God doesn't make a good leader.

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · Aug 10

Thankee Sai!
I've talked with @rolandofgilead19.bsky.social about moving up north to where we belong. I miss it up there, but that old man has a lot going on down here. He's trying to move to Colorado, but I prefer New England.
We're Yankees by birth

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · Aug 10

Aww.
I wanna be in your book club!

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · Aug 10

Fuck him and his idol.
And everyone who has eaten at this trashy establishment.

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Trump Burger owner in Texas faces deportation after Ice arrest — Guardian US

Roland Beainy from Lebanon, who opened chain of restaurants in support of president, says charges ‘not true’

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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · Jul 27

Like the White Rabbit in Alice, I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date. They’re following me, you see, but I needed to double back and talk to you. Busy-busy-busy!

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · Jul 27

In this world we can tell a lot about what's most important to people by the signs.
Whether they be obvious or subtle, you just have to know what to look for...

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · Jul 16

All this president playing pretend is fuckin unreal.
Childish, in fact.
He's no Superman.
He's Clark Can't

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 16

This is exactly the type of shit I expect from this douche.
I'm not sure why they were so surprised

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Man orders $600 Trump watch but receives "Rump" watch

YouTube video by NBC 10 WJAR

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 12

They're awfully cute!

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Jeremy Ghost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · May 12

I currently have a few hand-sewn fabric art creatures available in my shop. Would anyone like to buy one before I head off to the post office today? They're all designed by me, and each one takes many hours to make. Your support of my art is very much appreciated.

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Jeremy Ghost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · May 8

My newest creation is this fabric art creature Sweet William. I designed and hand-sewed him. He enjoys hugging abysses and voids, drinking ectoplasmic cocktails, and volunteering at his local jackalope sanctuary. He also likes devouring the souls of jerks.

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Here's a lovely photo of my fabric art creature Sweet William. He has a black gumdrop-shaped body and a blue face with four lavender eyes. He has an open mouth and seven sharp teeth. He has long arms with hands that are like pincers. He has six lavender, lightning-shaped spikes coming out of the top of his head. There's green fur in the background of the photo.

Here's another photo of Sweet William. He's resting on my palm.

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 12

The one time Republicans actually do something for farmers, they're white and from another country.

You know, for a second there I could've sworn it says "Afriklaners"

Nothing against these super white, healthy looking people, but this just seems wrong.

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First Afrikaners arrive in U.S. under radically redrawn refugee program — NPR

The refugees were admitted to the U.S. after an executive order from President Trump, and under an expedited and unconventional process for the U.S. refugee resettlement program.

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 11

It's because those dudes are closeted.
They're the same dudes that also thought Vladimir Putin was sexier than Barack Obama. Because they're driven by looks rather than character, they think women are as well.
Boys are stupid, gross, shallow. They're more likely to trade in for a newer model

Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 11

Boys are dumb.
Trust me, I was once a boy.

Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 10

I'm just a few years under 50, and I have something to say.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.

Spooky Bunsz 👻 @copaceticbunsz.com · Feb 2

If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 10

I'm pretty sure he's one of the toons from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 10

He's a fuckin toon!

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 10

You know, I just couldn't get into anything after season 1. Danny McBride is always good, John Goodman was awesome, but the rest of them kinda just fell off a lot after the first season.
And I'm sorry, but Adam DeVine has never really impressed me.
Like not ever.

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 10

I used to think the same thing.
But listening to the stories is what did it for me.
I think it's because I didn't understand how the words were spoken or the way to hear the voices of the characters. You know how I mean?
Takes getting used to, but I love him now.
Roland helped me understand more.

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 6

Your maga is showing

Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 6

Let him be the first to serve a sentence for 34 felonies in Alcatraz

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 4

This shit happens a lot more during the Trump years.
Fuckin plague president.
And now it's happening while we're at our dumbest.
But, I guess that's our punishment for the behavior of the savages who called themselves colonizers.

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What is H5N1? Experts warn new virus spreading across all 50 states, fears of new pandemic

Experts urge US to prepare for possible new pandemic as new H5N1 bird flu outbreak spreads to dairy animals, human infections. Here's what to know

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Eddie Dean of New York @eddeann19eteen.bsky.social · May 4

If only it weren't a Big Coffin Hunter

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