eddiephantom
@eddiephantom.bsky.social
All the best belly pics are taken in the kitchen, apparently.
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
All the best belly pics are taken in the kitchen, apparently.
The suit may be hideous but it still fits, kinda.
November 1, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The suit may be hideous but it still fits, kinda.
Some pertinent information: Shortly before these pictures were taken, I had consumed 1.6kg of lasagne.
October 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Some pertinent information: Shortly before these pictures were taken, I had consumed 1.6kg of lasagne.
Oh hello there, fat pad. How ya doin’?
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oh hello there, fat pad. How ya doin’?
Leaving this here without comment.
October 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Leaving this here without comment.
Y’know how it is. Before bed, you’ve gotta give your belly a good slow-mo jiggle. I don’t make the rules.
October 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Y’know how it is. Before bed, you’ve gotta give your belly a good slow-mo jiggle. I don’t make the rules.
Don’t worry, I don’t paint roundabouts. I just like the way the flag stretches round my belly.
October 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Don’t worry, I don’t paint roundabouts. I just like the way the flag stretches round my belly.
Instagram decided I was too hot to trot so they nuked my gainer page. Guess that makes me one of the cool kids now.
October 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Instagram decided I was too hot to trot so they nuked my gainer page. Guess that makes me one of the cool kids now.
Have dug out an old t-shirt I haven’t worn for some time. Fits perfectly fine.
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Have dug out an old t-shirt I haven’t worn for some time. Fits perfectly fine.
It is impossible to not take a belly picture when in a hotel bathroom.
September 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It is impossible to not take a belly picture when in a hotel bathroom.
Sunday evening chunk.
August 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sunday evening chunk.
This thing would hang more if my vest wasn’t so tight.
August 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This thing would hang more if my vest wasn’t so tight.
I took this recently. I think I might be photogenic.
August 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I took this recently. I think I might be photogenic.
I keep catching a chill for some reason…
July 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I keep catching a chill for some reason…
“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”
June 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”
It’s my birthday. I have aged successfully.
June 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It’s my birthday. I have aged successfully.
So yeah, this is a good picture, huh?
May 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So yeah, this is a good picture, huh?
I’m on holiday and took these two pictures which demonstrate that I am a big round boi.
May 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m on holiday and took these two pictures which demonstrate that I am a big round boi.
I wear this top out of sheer bloody-mindedness. It is not fit for public viewing, however.
May 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I wear this top out of sheer bloody-mindedness. It is not fit for public viewing, however.
I have been feeling like a bloody great balloon tonight. Can you see it?
May 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I have been feeling like a bloody great balloon tonight. Can you see it?
April 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
From t’other day.
April 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
From t’other day.