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Eddiem

@eddoodle.bsky.social

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Artist wannabe, writer, DM, factotum, and anything in-between. Here on Bluesky to motivate and improve myself drawing. I don't take commissions but I take suggestions/requests for doodles. Quality may vary. Might monkey paw them.

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Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · 1d

"If you thought that an unruly pet left alone was destructive, imagine one with Quick attack and Metal Claw."

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · 24d

*Accidentally dials 1800 kobolds instead. The yipping cacophony is unbearable*

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · 24d

"Basically identical to any other kobold except that when they nip you or take a shiny they do it for EVIL purposes."

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Sep 10

"I gave him buffalo chicken wings and he started to fly off, what the heck?"

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Sep 10

That's an absurdly asinine claim.
Even ASSUMING there would be the minerals the EU would be looking for on the moon, the cost of making a moon base and mining it would be absolutely not worth the effort. It's already tricky to send a small team of people in space, imagine literal tons of materials.

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Sep 8

"So anyway, good news and bad news. Good news is that you don't have to worry about looking old. Bad news, is that it's me that had business with you."

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Aug 14

Happy birthday!

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Aug 5

"That's basically every single one of them. I have yet to see a kobold that isn't yearning for something. Whenever it's a shiny rock, pats, food, or just being a little menace."

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Aug 5

I'd need an emotional support kobold IRL, probably

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Aug 3

"Hush man, you're throwing him off his game."

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 28

that's fair.
Going to the dentist is already something one can get tense for, and having an operation on it makes it only worse.

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 28

"Scary" isn't the word I'd use.
Painful as heck, yes. One of the strongest pains I recall in my life as I had complications and painkillers stopped working less than 15 minutes after the operation.

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Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 26

It's been 10 years, and yet feels like yesterday, and yet feels like an hundred years ago with all that happened in between since.

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 25

Give him gentle headpats, and then a dragon plushie. Should work wonders.

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 25

"I do what I want to do. Now, get ready the hydraulic press."

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 24

Specie: Kobold
Class: Kobold.
Prestige class: Kobold (but with cooler trinkets)

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 23

"What makes them uncountable?"
"Mostly that they don't know how to count themselves, they don't care to do the math, and most of all they won't stay still."

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 17

And don't forget the snacks! So many snacks.

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 15

Lots of people are on vacation too: it is summertime after all.

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 13

Gotta choose your favourites.
Also one factor that many don't consider in picking a team in a pokemon world, is utility and how well you could handle them.
Sure, you COULD have a Snorlax, but good luck to feed and do activities with it that ain't napping.

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 13

"At that point basically it's a katamari of blankets. Roll it up to collect even more blankets."

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 8

If you can delay, wait night to use a can of wasp spray to ensure that none will come at you and you can get rid of them.

Otherwise consider if there is enough space to operate the valve without disturbing the nest. Keep your distance as much as possible, to not touch the nest, and close the valve

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 8

"As reptilian kobolds lack lips it'll end up with either a lick, an awkward muzzle boop, or a bite on your nose. Kiss at your own peril."

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Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 7

Agreed.
The bleak absurdity of the world at this age would had eluded even the minds of Ray Bradbury and George Orwell.

Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social · Jul 2

"Do not taste the kobold even if he looks like an hashbrown."

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