Edward Martin III
@edwardmartiniii.bsky.social
Author, screenwriter, filmmaker, and solver of problems (usually my own, I’ll admit). Always happy to talk story with story-talkers. Always welcoming to under-represented voices, trans voices, etc.
If I ran for office, my “party” would be Starfleet.
If I ran for office, my “party” would be Starfleet.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
At this point, it’s safe to assume every single MAGA account is either a foreign bot network, or slurping sour drips from a foreign bot network.
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
At this point, it’s safe to assume every single MAGA account is either a foreign bot network, or slurping sour drips from a foreign bot network.
Oh. Uh. Whoops.
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Oh. Uh. Whoops.
Ooooooh, there was a manual?! Time to crack THAT baby open and see what’s goin’ on!
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ooooooh, there was a manual?! Time to crack THAT baby open and see what’s goin’ on!
Seems like my malfunctioning Deathbot 9000 is doing a better job than a brain-wormed guy!
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Seems like my malfunctioning Deathbot 9000 is doing a better job than a brain-wormed guy!
And it was a better job than the current guy! Way to go, Deathbot 9000!
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
And it was a better job than the current guy! Way to go, Deathbot 9000!
He was SO misunderstood.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
He was SO misunderstood.
Well, dang, I TOTALLY missed out on the news-tidbit that Hugh Laurie's character in the show "Avenue 5" was in a polyamorous marriage, and then later looking at entering another similarly-structured one. Rock on!
I'm only two episodes in on season 2, so don't spoil it for me if this doesn't work.
I'm only two episodes in on season 2, so don't spoil it for me if this doesn't work.
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Well, dang, I TOTALLY missed out on the news-tidbit that Hugh Laurie's character in the show "Avenue 5" was in a polyamorous marriage, and then later looking at entering another similarly-structured one. Rock on!
I'm only two episodes in on season 2, so don't spoil it for me if this doesn't work.
I'm only two episodes in on season 2, so don't spoil it for me if this doesn't work.
I just hit a real nice milestone in my current work-in-progress.
It’s an 18-volume collection of fiction and just yesterday, I was able to lock book size/page count for all 18 volumes.
For this project, that is a loud and clear LATCH!
Onward with the final edits, but right now, I’m floating!
It’s an 18-volume collection of fiction and just yesterday, I was able to lock book size/page count for all 18 volumes.
For this project, that is a loud and clear LATCH!
Onward with the final edits, but right now, I’m floating!
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I just hit a real nice milestone in my current work-in-progress.
It’s an 18-volume collection of fiction and just yesterday, I was able to lock book size/page count for all 18 volumes.
For this project, that is a loud and clear LATCH!
Onward with the final edits, but right now, I’m floating!
It’s an 18-volume collection of fiction and just yesterday, I was able to lock book size/page count for all 18 volumes.
For this project, that is a loud and clear LATCH!
Onward with the final edits, but right now, I’m floating!
It’s so frustrating to be playing a game and suddenly realizing your opponent eats out of the catbox.
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s so frustrating to be playing a game and suddenly realizing your opponent eats out of the catbox.
A few years back, I read this entire series.
On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.
On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.
If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.
On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.
If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A few years back, I read this entire series.
On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.
On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.
If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.
On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.
If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
Man, those trees really needed it. Thank you, Deathbot 9000!
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Man, those trees really needed it. Thank you, Deathbot 9000!
We could do much worse with a rallying cry of “Turn the volume up!”
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
We could do much worse with a rallying cry of “Turn the volume up!”
It smells so yummy! Want some?
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It smells so yummy! Want some?
Oh please come join us!
A new story is posted every week. Booya!
Also, people with full subs get free books as they publish. You look like you might want free books, right? Right?
There are even free trials, so you can check everything out!
www.patreon.com/posts/little...
A new story is posted every week. Booya!
Also, people with full subs get free books as they publish. You look like you might want free books, right? Right?
There are even free trials, so you can check everything out!
www.patreon.com/posts/little...
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November 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Oh please come join us!
A new story is posted every week. Booya!
Also, people with full subs get free books as they publish. You look like you might want free books, right? Right?
There are even free trials, so you can check everything out!
www.patreon.com/posts/little...
A new story is posted every week. Booya!
Also, people with full subs get free books as they publish. You look like you might want free books, right? Right?
There are even free trials, so you can check everything out!
www.patreon.com/posts/little...
Every day the Republicans refuse to meet with Democrats to get the government operating again, the Democrats should add one more condition from their Make Things Fantastic Wish List.
If they need suggestions for their wishlist, I’m here to help.
If they need suggestions for their wishlist, I’m here to help.
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Every day the Republicans refuse to meet with Democrats to get the government operating again, the Democrats should add one more condition from their Make Things Fantastic Wish List.
If they need suggestions for their wishlist, I’m here to help.
If they need suggestions for their wishlist, I’m here to help.
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!
Although November may challenge us in many ways, it is my sincerest hope you find a warm and happy spot in it. You are awesome, you matter, and you are in a place where a flash of kindness may strike you, leaving you glowing and happy.
Although November may challenge us in many ways, it is my sincerest hope you find a warm and happy spot in it. You are awesome, you matter, and you are in a place where a flash of kindness may strike you, leaving you glowing and happy.
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!
Although November may challenge us in many ways, it is my sincerest hope you find a warm and happy spot in it. You are awesome, you matter, and you are in a place where a flash of kindness may strike you, leaving you glowing and happy.
Although November may challenge us in many ways, it is my sincerest hope you find a warm and happy spot in it. You are awesome, you matter, and you are in a place where a flash of kindness may strike you, leaving you glowing and happy.
Spring-fresh? Why, this is the best Deathbot 9000 ever!
How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Spring-fresh? Why, this is the best Deathbot 9000 ever!
How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
People worry about the fuckaround mess that would result if Trump expires, but the desperate racism underlying his fan club will literally drive them to anyone willing to feed that fuckery. Beware of the War Of The Lowest Scum that will follow his last wet breath.
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
People worry about the fuckaround mess that would result if Trump expires, but the desperate racism underlying his fan club will literally drive them to anyone willing to feed that fuckery. Beware of the War Of The Lowest Scum that will follow his last wet breath.
Hey Mississippi, you need to stop giving licenses to monkeys!
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hey Mississippi, you need to stop giving licenses to monkeys!
Holy smokes!
Drafts of new horror book series done and in edits.
All 18 volumes at once. 200 stories, 2600+ pages.
I am FLOATING! (Been writing this for a couple years)
Drafts of new horror book series done and in edits.
All 18 volumes at once. 200 stories, 2600+ pages.
I am FLOATING! (Been writing this for a couple years)
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Holy smokes!
Drafts of new horror book series done and in edits.
All 18 volumes at once. 200 stories, 2600+ pages.
I am FLOATING! (Been writing this for a couple years)
Drafts of new horror book series done and in edits.
All 18 volumes at once. 200 stories, 2600+ pages.
I am FLOATING! (Been writing this for a couple years)
100% of the people bitching about being blocked “…because you just want to live in an echo chamber” are cage-fed assholes who want to be unfettered dicks.
October 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
100% of the people bitching about being blocked “…because you just want to live in an echo chamber” are cage-fed assholes who want to be unfettered dicks.
This amazing Deathbot 9000 is just doing wonders! Miaow!
And check out that schmexy url, too, from whence all weirdness flows. ;)
And check out that schmexy url, too, from whence all weirdness flows. ;)
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This amazing Deathbot 9000 is just doing wonders! Miaow!
And check out that schmexy url, too, from whence all weirdness flows. ;)
And check out that schmexy url, too, from whence all weirdness flows. ;)