Ryan 🥥
@eedjitryan.bsky.social
One half of the Eedjit Features podcast. Father of two wonderful humans, Celtic fan, gamer, general boring bastard.
Hang every single ICE “agent”
January 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Hang every single ICE “agent”
He didn’t have a plan A so I wouldn’t hold your breath
December 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
He didn’t have a plan A so I wouldn’t hold your breath
Is this Nancy experiment over yet? This is another fucking disaster
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Is this Nancy experiment over yet? This is another fucking disaster
How bad is this Simpson-Pusey boy if he can’t get in ahead of that absolute diddy Ralston?
December 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How bad is this Simpson-Pusey boy if he can’t get in ahead of that absolute diddy Ralston?
Looks like the inside out Fresh Prince school jacket
December 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Looks like the inside out Fresh Prince school jacket
Ralston has never been good enough. He’s stolen a wage for years because he’s Scottish
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Ralston has never been good enough. He’s stolen a wage for years because he’s Scottish
I cannot believe Kevin’s dad didn’t immediately LAMP Uncle Frank for calling his son a little jerk in front of everyone!
December 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I cannot believe Kevin’s dad didn’t immediately LAMP Uncle Frank for calling his son a little jerk in front of everyone!
Scales has came on and activity made Celtic worse
December 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Scales has came on and activity made Celtic worse
Unbelievable saves from Mitov! Much better from Celtic
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Unbelievable saves from Mitov! Much better from Celtic
Not Kenny missing ANOTHER sitter!?
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Not Kenny missing ANOTHER sitter!?
I mean Nancy clearly needs to go but the guy can’t do anything about the Kenny and Maeda sitters. Cunt just has the worst luck in the world
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I mean Nancy clearly needs to go but the guy can’t do anything about the Kenny and Maeda sitters. Cunt just has the worst luck in the world
Shin Yamanda needs to be brought on at half time
December 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Shin Yamanda needs to be brought on at half time
Kenny is a fucking DONKEY
December 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Kenny is a fucking DONKEY
Lawwell couldn’t resist one last dig at the fans on his way out, could he? Good riddance. Not the rest need to follow him out the door
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Lawwell couldn’t resist one last dig at the fans on his way out, could he? Good riddance. Not the rest need to follow him out the door
I agree Nancy isn’t good enough and has to go, but I’m not liking the casual racism I’m seeing from the Facebook Da’s. Get that right in the fucking bin!
December 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I agree Nancy isn’t good enough and has to go, but I’m not liking the casual racism I’m seeing from the Facebook Da’s. Get that right in the fucking bin!
How on earth is Engels still on the pitch? Absolutely pathetic performance yet again
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
How on earth is Engels still on the pitch? Absolutely pathetic performance yet again
Celtic have never even been ahead under Nancy. Nowhere near good enough
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Celtic have never even been ahead under Nancy. Nowhere near good enough
I never said he was good enough to start haha
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I never said he was good enough to start haha
Liam Scales is an Aberdeen player. That’s his level.
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Liam Scales is an Aberdeen player. That’s his level.
This is possibly the worst Celtic performance I’ve ever seen? I can thing of a worse one. Absolutely tragic stuff
December 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is possibly the worst Celtic performance I’ve ever seen? I can thing of a worse one. Absolutely tragic stuff
HE….wasn’t even supposed to be here today
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
HE….wasn’t even supposed to be here today
Joy Ride (2001) rocks!
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Joy Ride (2001) rocks!
Watching the new season of Stranger Things and I can confirm that Mike’s mum is still top tier MILF material 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Watching the new season of Stranger Things and I can confirm that Mike’s mum is still top tier MILF material 🫡