It is also the second installment in my "old man yelling at stuff" series of publications. Here, I am telling young people to put down their AIs and digital tools, and to start talking with each other.

And how many planes does Skye have? How many planes might a dog need?!

Now everyone is coming to Bluesky? Just to let y'all know, I called dips on unfunny parenting jokes.

For the love of all that is holy, how am I supposed to tell Thomas and Gordon apart? #parenting #parentinghack

If you find a fruit your toddler likes, buy it in large quantities. Nothing can go wrong.

On an unrelated note, I just adore baking banana bread.

Wine & string cheese. That is it. This is my #parentinghack.

Kids asking more cheeze-its and the box is empty? Not a problem.

Don’t forget, there is always cheeze-its in between the seat cushions.

#parentinghack

Here we go: never throw your beer cans in a diaper genie. They will tear the bag, plus poop+beer is not a great smell.

Beer bottles are okay.

#parentinghack