Fat Fuck
@effisp.bsky.social
coughing up a big bug and raising it as my son
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Fat Fuck
@effisp.bsky.social
· Dec 27
"Sex with women used to feel good. Now, it doesn't. What is going on? Now, honest, hard-working American men need to have sex with men. Who is doing this? Us here at Fox News believe it's something called 'cute boys'. More later"
irish guy dying because he refuses the blood transfusion he needs to survive (the donor is engl*sh 🤢)
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
irish guy dying because he refuses the blood transfusion he needs to survive (the donor is engl*sh 🤢)
if abortion was murder, where tf the ghosts at??
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
if abortion was murder, where tf the ghosts at??
getting so pissed off at my shitty uber driver that i rip his dot off like thanos killing vision
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
getting so pissed off at my shitty uber driver that i rip his dot off like thanos killing vision
people that watch gore videos are so fucking weird.. bro bush won why are you watching the loser talk about gay ass shit like climate change
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
people that watch gore videos are so fucking weird.. bro bush won why are you watching the loser talk about gay ass shit like climate change
got my new bat homies a little bit ago, they're sweet af and absolutely LOVE to take phat leaks
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
got my new bat homies a little bit ago, they're sweet af and absolutely LOVE to take phat leaks
the word soufflé pisses me tf off god i hate the french.
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
the word soufflé pisses me tf off god i hate the french.
doing magic tricks for the folks in palliative care and turning off their life support if they lack a sense of whimsy and childlike wonderment
October 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
doing magic tricks for the folks in palliative care and turning off their life support if they lack a sense of whimsy and childlike wonderment
if i was jack beanstalk id shove the magic beans up my ass
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
if i was jack beanstalk id shove the magic beans up my ass
sit across from a bald guy in my office and the light glare off his dome hurts my eyes
October 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
sit across from a bald guy in my office and the light glare off his dome hurts my eyes
top surgery for a guy with fat tits
October 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
top surgery for a guy with fat tits
drinking leaded milk to own the libs
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
drinking leaded milk to own the libs
we've gotta stop saying 'free palestine' if we want to stop israel from taking it
October 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
we've gotta stop saying 'free palestine' if we want to stop israel from taking it
the world would be a better place if livestreams they were jivestreams and it was live feeds of discotheque dance floors
October 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
the world would be a better place if livestreams they were jivestreams and it was live feeds of discotheque dance floors
gonna make a movie starring exclusively women that fails the bechdel test
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
gonna make a movie starring exclusively women that fails the bechdel test
just had a dream about a new superman movie starring bj novak and it was so shit i woke up
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
just had a dream about a new superman movie starring bj novak and it was so shit i woke up
people back in the day probably didn't give a shit about 'dracula' until they saw their boy Bram Stoker's name on it
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
people back in the day probably didn't give a shit about 'dracula' until they saw their boy Bram Stoker's name on it
they're known for how much they fuck kids: both irl and in fortnite
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
they're known for how much they fuck kids: both irl and in fortnite
who the fuck can watch hasan piker and think that he's a well balanced, emotionally sound individual who wouldn't abuse his dog? listen to him open his mouth lmao he's a psycho
October 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
who the fuck can watch hasan piker and think that he's a well balanced, emotionally sound individual who wouldn't abuse his dog? listen to him open his mouth lmao he's a psycho
army of darkness for tyler perry enjoyers
October 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
army of darkness for tyler perry enjoyers
bradley cooper has morphed from hollywood heartthrob to jewish buddy holly and it happened in like 2 years tops
October 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
bradley cooper has morphed from hollywood heartthrob to jewish buddy holly and it happened in like 2 years tops
people always say magic marker shits are the worst, but you ever had that multi day build up shit where you know after you finally get the ball rolling there's like 1/12 of that bad boy still in the tank and it won't come out?
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
people always say magic marker shits are the worst, but you ever had that multi day build up shit where you know after you finally get the ball rolling there's like 1/12 of that bad boy still in the tank and it won't come out?
was watching a Kermit the frog thing and he finally came from that hand up his ass. worlds longest edge session perhaps??
October 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
was watching a Kermit the frog thing and he finally came from that hand up his ass. worlds longest edge session perhaps??
shocking the grey alien about to probe me by pulling a clowns handkerchief out of my asshole for 10 minutes
October 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
shocking the grey alien about to probe me by pulling a clowns handkerchief out of my asshole for 10 minutes