Fat Fuck
@effisp.bsky.social
coughing up a big bug and raising it as my son
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Fat Fuck
@effisp.bsky.social
· Dec 27
"Sex with women used to feel good. Now, it doesn't. What is going on? Now, honest, hard-working American men need to have sex with men. Who is doing this? Us here at Fox News believe it's something called 'cute boys'. More later"
hey chatgpt, generate my cock in your ass 😜
January 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
hey chatgpt, generate my cock in your ass 😜
damn ariana grande got really fat for wicked hopefully she can shed a couple of pounds
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
damn ariana grande got really fat for wicked hopefully she can shed a couple of pounds
I asked my down syndrome cousin what his favourite snack is and he handed me his box of crayons
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I asked my down syndrome cousin what his favourite snack is and he handed me his box of crayons
making a porn parody of john wick called long dick and he fucks everyone that neutered his dog
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
making a porn parody of john wick called long dick and he fucks everyone that neutered his dog
looking for an autistic baddie who's special interests are cooking and power rangers
January 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
looking for an autistic baddie who's special interests are cooking and power rangers
they should invent pants that make your farts louder
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
they should invent pants that make your farts louder
you think the grinch's asshole is bleached?
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
you think the grinch's asshole is bleached?
the beachside body positivity convention has been renamed 'the bay of pigs'
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
the beachside body positivity convention has been renamed 'the bay of pigs'
they should change the official title of a stay at home wife to house bitch
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 AM
they should change the official title of a stay at home wife to house bitch
i made an obvious shitpost on reddit and half the replies are taking it seriously that website fucking sucks
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
i made an obvious shitpost on reddit and half the replies are taking it seriously that website fucking sucks
i thought the big short was gonna be a movie about a really big midget but it was about some gay ass money shit
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
i thought the big short was gonna be a movie about a really big midget but it was about some gay ass money shit
do you think the cars in cars get a perverse sexual pleasure being refuelled and serviced??
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
do you think the cars in cars get a perverse sexual pleasure being refuelled and serviced??
i only want ai as a tool to scour someone's social media so i know how to insult them better
December 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
i only want ai as a tool to scour someone's social media so i know how to insult them better
making a gritty, breaking-badesque retelling of the simpsons called 'the pimpsons' where homer is sent to prison and marge is a prostitute for flanders' stable of bitches
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
making a gritty, breaking-badesque retelling of the simpsons called 'the pimpsons' where homer is sent to prison and marge is a prostitute for flanders' stable of bitches
pulling one ball through my pants and asking 'how does this make you feel?' to my therapist
December 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
pulling one ball through my pants and asking 'how does this make you feel?' to my therapist
me and my homies roam the streets like a group of paulie walnuts giggling and repeating jokes to each other and you're invited
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
me and my homies roam the streets like a group of paulie walnuts giggling and repeating jokes to each other and you're invited
called my cat retarded and he hissed at me
December 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
called my cat retarded and he hissed at me
dodgeball and the spongebob movie made me think david hassellhoff was one of the biggest celebrities ever, then i grew up and learned he's just a dude?
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
dodgeball and the spongebob movie made me think david hassellhoff was one of the biggest celebrities ever, then i grew up and learned he's just a dude?
my celebrity crush is vera farmiga but in 20 years
December 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
my celebrity crush is vera farmiga but in 20 years
feeding my chickens the corpse of their kin so they turn into wendichickens (the eggs are bigger)
December 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
feeding my chickens the corpse of their kin so they turn into wendichickens (the eggs are bigger)
fucked up we don't have a name for baby fish
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
fucked up we don't have a name for baby fish
hey celebrities, my cum has rejuvenating properties... give me a call ;)
December 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
hey celebrities, my cum has rejuvenating properties... give me a call ;)
could god make a chicken tikka masala so spiced that he too would shit his pants?
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
could god make a chicken tikka masala so spiced that he too would shit his pants?
under 16s are banned from social media in australia FUCK im not gonna be bluesky famous anymore...
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
under 16s are banned from social media in australia FUCK im not gonna be bluesky famous anymore...
just saw zohran mamdani eating a philly cheesesteak from wawa... what a fucking traitor...
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
just saw zohran mamdani eating a philly cheesesteak from wawa... what a fucking traitor...