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· Jan 24
During the 2024 General Election, we discovered that the President of the United States directly controls the price of eggs, adjusting them based on their sentiment toward the American people.
Egg prices continue to rise in red states and lower in blue.
Is Trump a closet Democrat?
Is Trump a closet Democrat?
February 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Egg prices continue to rise in red states and lower in blue.
Is Trump a closet Democrat?
Is Trump a closet Democrat?
Price of a dozen eggs dropped in another blue state but over all the president still hates the country as a whole.
February 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Price of a dozen eggs dropped in another blue state but over all the president still hates the country as a whole.
Looks like egg prices are starting to come down a bit in blue states!
What does that mean?
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What does that mean?
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The President (According to Eggs)
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February 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Looks like egg prices are starting to come down a bit in blue states!
What does that mean?
eggs.superteece.com
What does that mean?
eggs.superteece.com
During the 2024 General Election, we discovered that the President of the United States directly controls the price of eggs, adjusting them based on their sentiment toward the American people.
January 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
During the 2024 General Election, we discovered that the President of the United States directly controls the price of eggs, adjusting them based on their sentiment toward the American people.
