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━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 26

My back is aching.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

Very well. If you insist on a face-to-face, we shall do just that.

Golden Cheese Cookie @desertsovereign.bsky.social · Apr 25

Smoked cheese, I fear talking to a screen gives you more room to be tenacious where you have no grounds whatsoever.

We will continue this discussion in-person.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

Disgraceful, is it?

And yet, it seems my words have struck a nerve, have they not? You may claim to be our ‘divine ruler’, but deep down I speak the truth.

And it bothers you that I’m not simpering and bowing at your feet.

Golden Cheese Cookie @desertsovereign.bsky.social · Apr 25

And I hear you, "Disobedient Horus", truly I do.
However, this sharp-tongued disrespect is something I simply cannot keep tolerating from you.

I am not saying you cannot provide your feedback, but as I've said before, your approach is disgraceful. It reflects badly on my glorious kingdom.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

..Your majesty. I’m only trying to help you. Nothing more. Maybe I went a little harsh with my words, but I meant nothing by it

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

..Your majesty. I’m only trying to help you. Nothing more. Maybe I went a little harsh with my words, but I meant nothing by it

Golden Cheese Cookie @desertsovereign.bsky.social · Apr 25

You should know better than to insist I care not for my most precious of treasures.

and to think I had earned a smidgen of your respect after the beast fiasco, only for you to turn around and spit such nonsense at your divine ruler. To act as if I was heartless?

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

..Don’t you think you’re kinda- overreacting? I was only joking, your radiance

Golden Cheese Cookie @desertsovereign.bsky.social · Apr 25

Decline a direct order from your goddess?

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

I’m going to have to respectfully decline.. 💧

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

I’m going to have to respectfully decline.. 💧

Golden Cheese Cookie @desertsovereign.bsky.social · Apr 25

We were going to request to borrow some of those monsters you've captured, due to the.. strenuous nature of those simulations, but having a cookie that can actually communicate would be much easier!

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

W h a t.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

W h a t.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

Your patience is wearing thin? What are you going to do, your majesty? Scold me a little? Cast a glare in my direction?

Your threats are weak and empty, just like your rule.

Golden Cheese Cookie @desertsovereign.bsky.social · Apr 25

I do not know if you are unable to see the grand progress I've been making, or if you simply enjoy spouting your blasphemy, but you have been absolutely out of line as of late!
My patience is wearing thin.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

Selflessly? Spare me the saintly act. You’re not selfless. You’re just desperate to hold onto the past. To pretend that everything is still as you once knew it. It’s long gone. I’ve been watching everything unfold.

And don’t pretend that all you care about are the denizens.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

Selflessly? Spare me the saintly act. You’re not selfless. You’re just desperate to hold onto the past. To pretend that everything is still as you once knew it. It’s long gone. I’ve been watching everything unfold.

And don’t pretend that all you care about are the denizens.

Golden Cheese Cookie @desertsovereign.bsky.social · Apr 25

My denizens ARE my treasures, they are my most precious treasures. To not realize that by now, you must be more dense than you perceive me to be.

All this time, I've been selflessly working to rebuild, for the time all my dearest treasures may finally reawaken- and what have YOU been doing?

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

Yes, yes your ’treasures’ That’s all you’ve ever cared about, isn’t it. The jewels, the riches, the fame and power.. But you never stopped to think about the price.

How many denizens you’ve neglected, how much your selfishness has cost us. Your ’trials’ do not mean nearly as much as you want-

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

To believe

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━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

Yes, yes your ’treasures’ That’s all you’ve ever cared about, isn’t it. The jewels, the riches, the fame and power.. But you never stopped to think about the price.

How many denizens you’ve neglected, how much your selfishness has cost us. Your ’trials’ do not mean nearly as much as you want-

Golden Cheese Cookie @desertsovereign.bsky.social · Apr 25

My disregard for others?? How dare you speak to me in such a way, all the things I've done, the trials I've faced for the sake of my treasures(your ungrateful self included, by the way.)

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

Both are signs of your incompetence. Your lack of precision, your disregard for others safety. Including your own.

Though, can’t decide whether your naivety is charming or infuriating.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

Both are signs of your incompetence. Your lack of precision, your disregard for others safety. Including your own.

Though, can’t decide whether your naivety is charming or infuriating.

Golden Cheese Cookie @desertsovereign.bsky.social · Apr 25

Are you speaking of my typo or my less-than-graceful landing?

Either way, an abundant life is not always a perfect life! I'm relearning this fact now more than ever! The sand in my feathers, the burn of the sun, it is truly divine.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

Mudane?

If you consider your lack of self awareness to be ‘mundane’ Your ‘Majesty’, then I can’t imagine what you’d consider significant.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

Mudane?

If you consider your lack of self awareness to be ‘mundane’ Your ‘Majesty’, then I can’t imagine what you’d consider significant.

Golden Cheese Cookie @desertsovereign.bsky.social · Apr 25

This vitriol you're wearing this morning is not a good look ok you, Smoked Cheese Cookie.
-let alone over something so mundane and common as a typo?

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

How embarrassing is that. The ever so radiant queen “mist” relearn how to spell. even a mere child wouldn’t mess up as bad.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 25

How embarrassing is that. The ever so radiant queen “mist” relearn how to spell. even a mere child wouldn’t mess up as bad.

Golden Cheese Cookie @desertsovereign.bsky.social · Apr 25

*must relearn. Pay no mind to the typo, your golden queen is very much sore at the present moment.

Golden Cheese Cookie @desertsovereign.bsky.social · Apr 25

How exhilarating it is! Once again through the canyons where the wind doesn't obey my every whim!
There are clearly a few things I mist relearn on the realityside of my kingdom, lest my faithful denizens awake to find their radiant goddess tumbling down the cliffside! Ahahahahah! How novel!

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 23

Sure, I gotta download it back rq tho//

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 23

Ah ok//

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 23

I honestly thought you died, bro-//

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 23

How foolish of me to forget. It won’t happen again , your majesty.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 23

Yes , your “majesty“.

━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 23

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The way I approach things is to keep our kingdom safe-. ..I just don’t want it fall once more.
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━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 23

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( scoffs , rolling his eyes .)

and maybe you should try listening to me more instead of pushing my warnings and ideas aside.

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━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 23

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Hmm.. I hate to admit it , but you might be onto something. I think I could get use to that. A giant bronze statue of myself. Yes, most definitely. Seems like you won me over , your radiance.
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━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙐𝙎 @egyptiangod.bsky.social · Apr 23

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Bronze, you’re joking right.ᐣ is that seriously the best you can offer me.ᐣ
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