Eis
@eisbrecher.bsky.social
FFXIV Player. Wooper Enthusiast. Man Enjoyer. Japanese Learner.
Everyone hyped the shit out of ZA like its the best shit ever.
It's mid as fuck.
It's mid as fuck.
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Everyone hyped the shit out of ZA like its the best shit ever.
It's mid as fuck.
It's mid as fuck.
That hasn't stopped Matt before tbh
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
That hasn't stopped Matt before tbh
His name's Matt, you may have heard of him.
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
His name's Matt, you may have heard of him.
Is he single? Asking for a friend
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Is he single? Asking for a friend
Thats the cumfrog I'll have you know
April 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Thats the cumfrog I'll have you know
As the sexy pope, you're welcome
April 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
As the sexy pope, you're welcome
Estinien but Wind Waker
April 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Estinien but Wind Waker
well yeah THATS MY WIFE
February 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
well yeah THATS MY WIFE
*looks disrespectfully*
February 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
*looks disrespectfully*
Please perceive my new daughter, she blesses you this day.
December 25, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Please perceive my new daughter, she blesses you this day.
Mans been MIA for 10 years, THIS IS HIS YEAR.
November 14, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Mans been MIA for 10 years, THIS IS HIS YEAR.
My surprise level at seeing Mara is now a demon navigator in SMT5V after a community vote: 0
Mara is inevitable, Mara is unstoppable.
Mara is inevitable, Mara is unstoppable.
November 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM
My surprise level at seeing Mara is now a demon navigator in SMT5V after a community vote: 0
Mara is inevitable, Mara is unstoppable.
Mara is inevitable, Mara is unstoppable.
Should I ever get the misfortune of rolling Dun Scaith in alliance raid roulette at some point. I'm pulling out yakety sax for the first fight.
October 31, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Should I ever get the misfortune of rolling Dun Scaith in alliance raid roulette at some point. I'm pulling out yakety sax for the first fight.
I've just started having the wii shop music on loop while playing FFXIV, it makes my roulettes into peak comedy.
Half the raid dies to a KB? Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Have to rescue a tank into a position to split mobs so we don't wipe? Now just a regular thursday occurence.
Half the raid dies to a KB? Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Have to rescue a tank into a position to split mobs so we don't wipe? Now just a regular thursday occurence.
October 31, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I've just started having the wii shop music on loop while playing FFXIV, it makes my roulettes into peak comedy.
Half the raid dies to a KB? Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Have to rescue a tank into a position to split mobs so we don't wipe? Now just a regular thursday occurence.
Half the raid dies to a KB? Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Have to rescue a tank into a position to split mobs so we don't wipe? Now just a regular thursday occurence.
I will be the one committing the unserious fraud you mean while I honk honk my little clown nose.
October 21, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I will be the one committing the unserious fraud you mean while I honk honk my little clown nose.
The existence of a 'Serious Fraud Office' implies the existence of an Unserious Fraud Office.
October 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
The existence of a 'Serious Fraud Office' implies the existence of an Unserious Fraud Office.
I've been losing my shit at the received pronunciation of the word bow (as in the thing you shoot) for the last five minutes.
October 20, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I've been losing my shit at the received pronunciation of the word bow (as in the thing you shoot) for the last five minutes.
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October 19, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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Burning and Pillaging a Village is perfectly legal if its for charity #couchstream
October 19, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Burning and Pillaging a Village is perfectly legal if its for charity #couchstream
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I can kill myself for a mere £1.49.
October 19, 2024 at 11:21 AM
I can kill myself for a mere £1.49.
Back in the day Starburst were named Opal Fruits. I feel like they should've been named Vauxhall Fruits in the UK to properly match with the car brand names.
October 18, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Back in the day Starburst were named Opal Fruits. I feel like they should've been named Vauxhall Fruits in the UK to properly match with the car brand names.
I bought some lemon and raspberry juice the other day. It's blue in colour, just like lemons and raspberries famously are.
October 18, 2024 at 7:06 AM
I bought some lemon and raspberry juice the other day. It's blue in colour, just like lemons and raspberries famously are.
hello butterfly app, I'm back to shitpost once more.
October 17, 2024 at 12:35 PM
hello butterfly app, I'm back to shitpost once more.
Happy straight man shopping day everyone!
December 24, 2023 at 8:23 AM
Happy straight man shopping day everyone!