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Eis
@eisbrecher.bsky.social
FFXIV Player. Wooper Enthusiast. Man Enjoyer. Japanese Learner.
Everyone hyped the shit out of ZA like its the best shit ever.

It's mid as fuck.
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
That hasn't stopped Matt before tbh
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
His name's Matt, you may have heard of him.
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Is he single? Asking for a friend
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Thats the cumfrog I'll have you know
April 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
As the sexy pope, you're welcome
April 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Estinien but Wind Waker
April 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
well yeah THATS MY WIFE
February 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
*looks disrespectfully*
February 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Please perceive my new daughter, she blesses you this day.
December 25, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Mans been MIA for 10 years, THIS IS HIS YEAR.
November 14, 2024 at 2:50 PM
My surprise level at seeing Mara is now a demon navigator in SMT5V after a community vote: 0

Mara is inevitable, Mara is unstoppable.
November 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Should I ever get the misfortune of rolling Dun Scaith in alliance raid roulette at some point. I'm pulling out yakety sax for the first fight.
October 31, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I've just started having the wii shop music on loop while playing FFXIV, it makes my roulettes into peak comedy.

Half the raid dies to a KB? Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Have to rescue a tank into a position to split mobs so we don't wipe? Now just a regular thursday occurence.
October 31, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I will be the one committing the unserious fraud you mean while I honk honk my little clown nose.
October 21, 2024 at 5:28 PM
The existence of a 'Serious Fraud Office' implies the existence of an Unserious Fraud Office.
October 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I've been losing my shit at the received pronunciation of the word bow (as in the thing you shoot) for the last five minutes.
October 20, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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for @halobeast98.bsky.social during @honnojis.art ‘s charity stream! #couchstream
October 19, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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Burning and Pillaging a Village is perfectly legal if its for charity #couchstream
October 19, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 3:19 AM
I can kill myself for a mere £1.49.
October 19, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Back in the day Starburst were named Opal Fruits. I feel like they should've been named Vauxhall Fruits in the UK to properly match with the car brand names.
October 18, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I bought some lemon and raspberry juice the other day. It's blue in colour, just like lemons and raspberries famously are.
October 18, 2024 at 7:06 AM
hello butterfly app, I'm back to shitpost once more.
October 17, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Happy straight man shopping day everyone!
December 24, 2023 at 8:23 AM