Share THIS if you're glad the government is spending less on waste and more on a fleet of Cybertrucks you can see from space!

The black house daal is also great. Not complicated though you have to stir regularly for a few hours but it’s strangely soothing (which we all need at the moment!)

Cancer research budgets down 85%, clinical trials on vital HIV and malaria treatments ended overnight, but we did manage to update Google maps.

This is what *winning* looks like. 🙄

Victoria Derbyshire nails Jeremy Clarkson over his Inheritance Tax scam.

Hilarious to watch him squirm.