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helen parr.
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · Sep 15
“I think you need to be a little more……flexible.”

~Helen Parr/Elastigirl
~He/Him Pronouns
~Marvel Roleplay
~Canon Divergent
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.

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𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 @psychotic-clown.bsky.social · 4d
"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲... 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬, 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐀𝐧' 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲... 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞."

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍

|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||

❤︎ & ↻
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thescreenslaverr.bsky.social
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫 @thescreenslaverr.bsky.social · Oct 24
ᴇᴠᴇʟʏɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ.

ꜱᴄʀᴇᴇɴꜱʟᴀᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴅɪꜱɢᴜɪꜱᴇ.

ᴡɪɴꜱᴛᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ’ꜱ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ.

ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛɪᴠᴇ.

ꜱɴᴇᴀᴋʏ.

ꜱᴀʀᴄᴀꜱᴛɪᴄ.

ᴇᴠɪʟ.

ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ.

ꜰʀᴏᴍ ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇꜱ ɪɪ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ.

(ꜱꜰᴡ ʀᴘ/ɴꜱꜰᴡ ʀᴘ)

(ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ɪꜱ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜꜱᴇꜱ ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ)
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 13d
ugh. morning.
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 14d
[missing @bloodontherisers.bsky.social hours.]
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 20d
[covering his mouth as he yawns.]
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 22d
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― 𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐑, 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐒, 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒 @bloodontherisers.bsky.social · 24d
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ𝘪 𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯 ,
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ . . .
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘪𝘮 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 ♡︎
ᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ[ #𝙎𝙀𝘿𝙐𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙎𝙐𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙔 ]
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐓𝐨𝐨 - 𝟒𝟐 𝐃𝐮𝐠𝐠, 𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐞𝐞 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐓𝐨𝐨 - 𝟒𝟐 𝐃𝐮𝐠𝐠, 𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐞𝐞
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 25d
tell me what he did to you.
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 25d
do you actually and honestly believe that?
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 25d
because……i’m a hero. i’m cursed to always see the good in people.
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 25d
you’re right, i don’t understand. how can you like being this way?
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 25d
that’s not true and you know it.
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 25d
you really don’t need to be a bad person.
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 26d
a shame, truly.
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 26d
it’s not working though, is it?
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 26d
you heard me.
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 26d
you annoy me and yet, you captivate me.
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 26d
why *am* i talking to you again?
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 26d
……shut your smug ass up.

[grumble grumble.]
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 26d
because that’s what you are.
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 26d
i swear they choose me, i’m not choosing them.
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 26d
[what’s the word kids are using these days?

himbo?]
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 26d
why are you like this?
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 26d
……
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helen parr. @elasticparrfection.bsky.social · 26d
💬: it’s nothing to be proud of