El Borscht
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help, I’m trapped in Telezonia or something
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Oh my God, what an incredibly real and incredibly terrifying story. These grown men were locked inside a restaurant? Wow.
It's hard to say where that ranks next to the state-sanctioned murders and the kidnapping of children, but gosh, they were briefly locked inside a restaurant? Heaven forfend.
It's hard to say where that ranks next to the state-sanctioned murders and the kidnapping of children, but gosh, they were briefly locked inside a restaurant? Heaven forfend.
January 26, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Oh my God, what an incredibly real and incredibly terrifying story. These grown men were locked inside a restaurant? Wow.
It's hard to say where that ranks next to the state-sanctioned murders and the kidnapping of children, but gosh, they were briefly locked inside a restaurant? Heaven forfend.
It's hard to say where that ranks next to the state-sanctioned murders and the kidnapping of children, but gosh, they were briefly locked inside a restaurant? Heaven forfend.
Where are the Nets going to end up next? Yonkers?
January 26, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Where are the Nets going to end up next? Yonkers?
He was actively receiving bullet wounds from our weapons, therefore he deserved to die.
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 AM
He was actively receiving bullet wounds from our weapons, therefore he deserved to die.
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This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
The X Files episode about the real psychic was pretty great.
January 21, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The X Files episode about the real psychic was pretty great.
What is the deal with this “paid protesters” nonsense? Why are people even letting them get away with this?
January 20, 2026 at 2:42 AM
What is the deal with this “paid protesters” nonsense? Why are people even letting them get away with this?
That pass was amazing
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
That pass was amazing
The owner of the New York Mets is currently on Twitter posting through a clumsy reference to Catholicism. This has been your New York Mets hot stove update.
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The owner of the New York Mets is currently on Twitter posting through a clumsy reference to Catholicism. This has been your New York Mets hot stove update.
Grover’s just doing the job he was hired to do. He really doesn’t even like kids all that much. Dude’s just happy to have a paying gig is all, and good for him.
January 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Grover’s just doing the job he was hired to do. He really doesn’t even like kids all that much. Dude’s just happy to have a paying gig is all, and good for him.
That right wing guy who did that comic strip from when I was in my 20s is dead. Newspapers. Damn. I’m old.
January 14, 2026 at 3:20 AM
That right wing guy who did that comic strip from when I was in my 20s is dead. Newspapers. Damn. I’m old.
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ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
This game is done. I’m almost certainly not the first to say this, but this game was over when Chicago spent half the first quarter getting three points.
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This game is done. I’m almost certainly not the first to say this, but this game was over when Chicago spent half the first quarter getting three points.
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this vine stays in my head rent free.
January 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
this vine stays in my head rent free.
There’s a lot going on right now. But I find strange comfort in listening to a Knick game on the radio and a good portion of the halftime show is dedicated to selling professional bull riding. Still. In 2026.
January 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
There’s a lot going on right now. But I find strange comfort in listening to a Knick game on the radio and a good portion of the halftime show is dedicated to selling professional bull riding. Still. In 2026.
I mean, for fuck’s sake, is oil even worth it anymore? I mean, outside of speculation markets?
January 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I mean, for fuck’s sake, is oil even worth it anymore? I mean, outside of speculation markets?
So he just wanted to look as cool as Obama did the night we took out Bin Laden?
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
So he just wanted to look as cool as Obama did the night we took out Bin Laden?
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Today Marks The 36th Anniversary Of The Passing Of The Late Great Actor Alan Hale Jr.
Alan Hale Jr. (Born Alan Hale MacKahan; (March 8, 1921 - January 2, 1990) Was An American Actor And Restaurateur. He Was The Son Of Actor Alan Hale Sr. His Television Career Spanned Four Decades,
Alan Hale Jr. (Born Alan Hale MacKahan; (March 8, 1921 - January 2, 1990) Was An American Actor And Restaurateur. He Was The Son Of Actor Alan Hale Sr. His Television Career Spanned Four Decades,
January 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Today Marks The 36th Anniversary Of The Passing Of The Late Great Actor Alan Hale Jr.
Alan Hale Jr. (Born Alan Hale MacKahan; (March 8, 1921 - January 2, 1990) Was An American Actor And Restaurateur. He Was The Son Of Actor Alan Hale Sr. His Television Career Spanned Four Decades,
Alan Hale Jr. (Born Alan Hale MacKahan; (March 8, 1921 - January 2, 1990) Was An American Actor And Restaurateur. He Was The Son Of Actor Alan Hale Sr. His Television Career Spanned Four Decades,
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It's not all orange cats, but it's always an orange cat. 😂
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
It's not all orange cats, but it's always an orange cat. 😂
I feel like this device I’m using to do this belongs to somebody else.
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I feel like this device I’m using to do this belongs to somebody else.
1995: Dude, I’m standing here at the bowl and I can’t even piss because I’m tripping balls and the water looks like it’s moving up and down.
2025: Dude, I’m standing here at the bowl and I can’t even piss because my prostate is immense and the water is moving up and down because it’s windy outside.
2025: Dude, I’m standing here at the bowl and I can’t even piss because my prostate is immense and the water is moving up and down because it’s windy outside.
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
1995: Dude, I’m standing here at the bowl and I can’t even piss because I’m tripping balls and the water looks like it’s moving up and down.
2025: Dude, I’m standing here at the bowl and I can’t even piss because my prostate is immense and the water is moving up and down because it’s windy outside.
2025: Dude, I’m standing here at the bowl and I can’t even piss because my prostate is immense and the water is moving up and down because it’s windy outside.
The Tide scent unites us all.
December 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The Tide scent unites us all.
WMTR in Morristown rocks the everloving crap out of the AM dial, believe me when I say that, cheese.
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
WMTR in Morristown rocks the everloving crap out of the AM dial, believe me when I say that, cheese.
Look, Van Morrison, I’m not a hater. But the whole idea of a stadium is that you can’t get behind it. There’s no such place as “behind the stadium”. Jeez.
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Look, Van Morrison, I’m not a hater. But the whole idea of a stadium is that you can’t get behind it. There’s no such place as “behind the stadium”. Jeez.