Traumagotchi
@eldensage.bsky.social
If yearning were an academic discipline, I’d have tenure.
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Traumagotchi
@eldensage.bsky.social
· Apr 13
Renwick the Sage, procreate, me, 2025.
(peep the signature and logo brushes i made myself aaaaahhhhh im so excited about them)
(peep the signature and logo brushes i made myself aaaaahhhhh im so excited about them)
Good god I love her
Megan Thee Stallion shares her courtroom looks following defamation civil lawsuit win:
“💰👩🏽⚖️”
“💰👩🏽⚖️”
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Good god I love her
Christmas profile pic acquired
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Christmas profile pic acquired
I made a really good beef stew for dinner today :3
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I made a really good beef stew for dinner today :3
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i DONT CARE if it’s an unhappy marriage, i DONT CARE if he’s closeted: if you’re sleeping with a married man who’s partner is not in the know you are fucking vile
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
i DONT CARE if it’s an unhappy marriage, i DONT CARE if he’s closeted: if you’re sleeping with a married man who’s partner is not in the know you are fucking vile
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The December Crown Store Showcase has arrived! Ring in the festive season with a merry lineup of goodies coming to the Crown Store this month. beth.games/3KuB97P
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The December Crown Store Showcase has arrived! Ring in the festive season with a merry lineup of goodies coming to the Crown Store this month. beth.games/3KuB97P
Sometimes I’ll just be chilling and suddenly I remember that when Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes leaked there was a pic of her pretending to put a hot curling iron up her wusswuss
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Sometimes I’ll just be chilling and suddenly I remember that when Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes leaked there was a pic of her pretending to put a hot curling iron up her wusswuss
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PSA: in just three weeks (3) weeks many will all be travelling for Christmas/NYE. There is still time to avoid a Lubegate™ situation with a good TSA-approved travel-size option:
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
PSA: in just three weeks (3) weeks many will all be travelling for Christmas/NYE. There is still time to avoid a Lubegate™ situation with a good TSA-approved travel-size option:
big dick goth bf 👻
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
big dick goth bf 👻
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Need a man for cuddly winter movie nights
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Need a man for cuddly winter movie nights
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discourse this discourse that. I’m discoursted with all of you
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
discourse this discourse that. I’m discoursted with all of you
INTERACT WITH MEEEEE
Bluesky is NOT Twitter. 🚫
On Twitter, you get high engagement for being controversial or inciting arguments. Easy dopamine hits, but empty ones.
And that's by design. Everyone is trying to pop off and get "paid". It's soulless.
You can't treat Bluesky the same way.
INTERACTION is KEY. (cont...)
On Twitter, you get high engagement for being controversial or inciting arguments. Easy dopamine hits, but empty ones.
And that's by design. Everyone is trying to pop off and get "paid". It's soulless.
You can't treat Bluesky the same way.
INTERACTION is KEY. (cont...)
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
INTERACT WITH MEEEEE
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we were warned
Whoa! Tracy Chapman just flew past me on the highway doing about 120.
February 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
we were warned
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There is no drink you have to be in the mood for more than eggnog
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There is no drink you have to be in the mood for more than eggnog
Of COURSE I live in the one house in this neighborhood with no fireplace 😭😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Of COURSE I live in the one house in this neighborhood with no fireplace 😭😭😭
if it's snowing where you are keep that to yourself it should have happened to ME
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
if it's snowing where you are keep that to yourself it should have happened to ME
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A mari and stars or snowflakes
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A mari and stars or snowflakes
dj pit kink wants to see u put your hands in the air
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
dj pit kink wants to see u put your hands in the air
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(i believe everyone yearns for a friendship as intimate and secure as ariana & cynthia’s and anyone making fun of them are doing it out of envy.)
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
(i believe everyone yearns for a friendship as intimate and secure as ariana & cynthia’s and anyone making fun of them are doing it out of envy.)
I am in so much pain tonight 🙃
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I am in so much pain tonight 🙃
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November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM