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I'm Gwen
@eldritchknights.bsky.social
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Femme lesbian eccentric with crunchy bones. You should read Witch Hat Atelier.
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Me: I'm going to save money and not bother with black Friday
Also me: buys a fucking couch
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Earthbound in particular should shame every single one of us into being funnier at every opportunity
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Wrote 100 words about a grown man being "forced" to drink wine out of a dog bowl and now I just gotta live with that image in my head forever.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just watched my cat steal an ornament from Christmas tree. She was very careful and deliberate about it because she's a menace.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Hestia 🔥The gentle and serene goddess of flame, the hearth, and home
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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“Poor people have a right to art!”

They sure do. So get to it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Can't build a brand with you talking in the background.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
For the first time ever, a book I wanted was *only* available as an audiobook from Libby.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Now we're just being silly with it
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'm doing this challenge this year, see if you can guess which works are mine in the next couple days

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2025-11: Wanksgiving IV: A New Hope | Archive of Our Own
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November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
After like 4 months, I'm FINALLY getting into the cross dressing part of this fic. Everyone say "good job, Gwen".
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Dude in this wawa has a Trans Siberia Orchestra hoodie on. Did not consider that they had merch.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Got called "butch bait" tonight, folks.
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My coworkers asked me for my butternut squash recipe and I feel a little like a bougie spice having asshole being like "I use Hungarian paprika and Kashmiri chili powder :)"
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's astounding to me that anyone understands the sentences I say
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Getting crazy chisme out of nowhere got me feeling like the jarchivist
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Nhac nhac nhac 🐾😹🌻🫶
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It's my birthday, celebrate by reading my fics :3

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eldritchknights | Archive of Our Own
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November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My birthday is tomorrow, make sure you put out a cherry Dr Pepper tonight for me
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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In celebration of the newest trailer of #WitchHatAtelier, I am posting my take on the lovely family here!

Sigh.. time to wait patiently (or impatiently) until its release in April...ugh!

#wha #fanart
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Having a canon URL on Tumblr is very funny to me (and only me) because I can make posts like this
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM