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ellen

@elenfae.bsky.social

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ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · 15h

do other ppl sometimes think about the fact that Jellyrolls Orlando closed and get sad

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · 17h

new Jukebox The Ghost album is a juicy boy 🤌🏻🤤

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · 17h

“Gen Z drink less” is not true on Swanston Street tonight lmao

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ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · 8d

i love how each of the new default instagram story filters actively make your photo look like, way worse

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · 16d

what i’ve learned from Depop so far is that there are an unfathomable number of suburbs that i’ve never heard of

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Sep 1

told ya

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Jan 28

“how is it still January?” hush. be quiet. the next thing we know, it will be september.

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 31

we are commencing week 4, now with a +ve RAT for Influenza A 🥲

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 28

3 straight weeks of being sick and i can officially say i am Over It

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 28

3 straight weeks of being sick and i can officially say i am Over It

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 27

do you think taylor swift will sell tickets to her wedding?

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 27

people on Etsy charging $60 a pop for “custom portraits” that are clearly AI generated slop 🤮

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 19

wedding things i don’t understand: paying thousands of dollars for a beautiful tailored gown and then changing into some short, fast-fashion shit for the majority of the night 🙃

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 16

finally figured it out: Dedre and Syril remind me of Angela and Dwight

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 14

my job is genuinely pretty cool but today it was a lil bit extra cool 🕺

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 10

sick thoughts: they should do Google Earth but on the moon

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 10

weekend wins: cat is now drinking from his fountain 🥹
weekend fails: flu season strikes again 🤧

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 8

pissed off cause they won’t play the Queen of the Night aria at the piano bar

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 2

on Day 3 of blue prince and i’m obsessed

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 2

Severance S02 and Andor S02 in the same year might have ruined all future years of TV for me. Don’t know how anything’s going to compare.

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ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 2

wedding photographers need to stop using “candid” when what they mean is “a bunch of photos of the backs of people’s heads”

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Aug 1

hi I’m a 2026 bride and if I have to hear The Ordinary by Alex Warren one more time i am going to walk into the ocean

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · Jul 19

holy shit lmao

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ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Jul 18

the Astronomer CEO just posted another online apology:

ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Jul 12

Jack White looks like if Jack Nicholson and Gerard Way had a baby

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Stephen R Bissette @stephenrbissette.bsky.social · Jul 10

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ellen @elenfae.bsky.social · Jul 11

is the full moon in Capricorn always this shit