ellen
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can’t decide if Veet using “your body, your choice!” to market hair removal products is heinous or just regrettably inevitable
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
can’t decide if Veet using “your body, your choice!” to market hair removal products is heinous or just regrettably inevitable
Paul Rudd and Keanu Reeves need to star together in a new vampire movie
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Paul Rudd and Keanu Reeves need to star together in a new vampire movie
my favourite group chat energy is the one where none of us check our spelling or edit anything, ever. nuthin but chaos & love.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
my favourite group chat energy is the one where none of us check our spelling or edit anything, ever. nuthin but chaos & love.
is there another Melbourne reporter out there who posts daily local updates but isn’t intensely pro-police?
October 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
is there another Melbourne reporter out there who posts daily local updates but isn’t intensely pro-police?
found Teddy Swims’ wario
October 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
found Teddy Swims’ wario
had a dream where Julia Louis-Dreyfus introduced Jimmy Fallon to Jukebox the Ghost and couldn’t stop raving about how good they are
October 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
had a dream where Julia Louis-Dreyfus introduced Jimmy Fallon to Jukebox the Ghost and couldn’t stop raving about how good they are
it’s weird to me that people still use twitter. gross.
October 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
it’s weird to me that people still use twitter. gross.
dog on the train = instant day brightener. there should be more dogs on trains.
October 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
dog on the train = instant day brightener. there should be more dogs on trains.
need paramore or simple plan to cover the emo banger that is Eldest Daughter (Taylor Swift, TLOAS)
October 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
need paramore or simple plan to cover the emo banger that is Eldest Daughter (Taylor Swift, TLOAS)
do other ppl sometimes think about the fact that Jellyrolls Orlando closed and get sad
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
do other ppl sometimes think about the fact that Jellyrolls Orlando closed and get sad
new Jukebox The Ghost album is a juicy boy 🤌🏻🤤
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
new Jukebox The Ghost album is a juicy boy 🤌🏻🤤
“Gen Z drink less” is not true on Swanston Street tonight lmao
October 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
“Gen Z drink less” is not true on Swanston Street tonight lmao
i love how each of the new default instagram story filters actively make your photo look like, way worse
October 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i love how each of the new default instagram story filters actively make your photo look like, way worse
what i’ve learned from Depop so far is that there are an unfathomable number of suburbs that i’ve never heard of
September 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
what i’ve learned from Depop so far is that there are an unfathomable number of suburbs that i’ve never heard of
told ya
“how is it still January?” hush. be quiet. the next thing we know, it will be september.
September 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
told ya
we are commencing week 4, now with a +ve RAT for Influenza A 🥲
3 straight weeks of being sick and i can officially say i am Over It
August 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
we are commencing week 4, now with a +ve RAT for Influenza A 🥲
3 straight weeks of being sick and i can officially say i am Over It
August 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
3 straight weeks of being sick and i can officially say i am Over It
do you think taylor swift will sell tickets to her wedding?
August 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
do you think taylor swift will sell tickets to her wedding?
people on Etsy charging $60 a pop for “custom portraits” that are clearly AI generated slop 🤮
August 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
people on Etsy charging $60 a pop for “custom portraits” that are clearly AI generated slop 🤮
wedding things i don’t understand: paying thousands of dollars for a beautiful tailored gown and then changing into some short, fast-fashion shit for the majority of the night 🙃
August 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
wedding things i don’t understand: paying thousands of dollars for a beautiful tailored gown and then changing into some short, fast-fashion shit for the majority of the night 🙃
finally figured it out: Dedre and Syril remind me of Angela and Dwight
August 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
finally figured it out: Dedre and Syril remind me of Angela and Dwight
my job is genuinely pretty cool but today it was a lil bit extra cool 🕺
August 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
my job is genuinely pretty cool but today it was a lil bit extra cool 🕺
sick thoughts: they should do Google Earth but on the moon
August 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
sick thoughts: they should do Google Earth but on the moon
weekend wins: cat is now drinking from his fountain 🥹
weekend fails: flu season strikes again 🤧
weekend fails: flu season strikes again 🤧
August 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
weekend wins: cat is now drinking from his fountain 🥹
weekend fails: flu season strikes again 🤧
weekend fails: flu season strikes again 🤧
pissed off cause they won’t play the Queen of the Night aria at the piano bar
August 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
pissed off cause they won’t play the Queen of the Night aria at the piano bar