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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 2h

A Garfield comic made using randomly selected panels from existing comics. In the first panel, Garfield slumps on a tree branch, thinking, "This is just great. Here I am, stuck and up a tree with a cat who's been raised by squirrels." In the second panel, Garfield is suddenly looking surprised hanging onto the branch, which is bending. In the third and final panel, a baffled Jon Arbuckle looks on as Garfield snoozes while hanging by his feet from the branch. What exactly happened? You decide!

🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 2h

What a wildly different time it was back then. A guy could get in a couple jabs before eventually being escorted out by security

Today, any non-loyalist gets tackled by masked thugs just for having the balls to show up to a propagandafest, and then news outlets will later claim they were unhinged

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_TianYao_ @tianyao0.bsky.social · 1d

Think you can resist Vaporeon's charm? 🌊
600 likes + 200 reposts to see the naked version and the futa version~
#fanart #furry #sfw #PokemonWife #Pokemon #AnthroPokemon #Undress #Underwear #Vaporeon #AnthroVaporeon

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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 1d

I think I get where you're going with that, and no. It's more like excising a cancer. The right has literally been attacking vital functions of the government, and causing the body of the country to shutdown within

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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 1d

It'd be better for all of us if they didn't survive it. About time natural selection made a comeback

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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 1d

I dunno. I normally don't jump on folks for common typing mistakes, but this instance in particular really baffled me, and I've just been lowkey irritable today for some reason

🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 1d

At least his face finally matches his mental state

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 4d

I love living in a city full of immigrants and tons and tons of people who are not at all like me and not like each other. It makes us all better and it makes our city better. I know I’m preaching to the choir by saying this on the lib app but I sometimes just get so overwhelmed by how special it is

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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 1d

It just feels so alien, the concept of a civilization where everyone looks the same. It's unsettling, dystopian.

Racists act like that's what they want, but it offers no benefit for them. With no non-whites to complain about, they'd be forced to reckon with their own self-inflicted misery

🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 1d

Believe me, we know. We're working on it 😞

🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 1d

Antifrog

Not to be confused with anti-frog

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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon drawing of a bell with the word bingo below it

Alt: a cartoon of what appears to be a purple elephant trunk vigorously ringing a bell by tugging on its rope. The word "BINGO" is provided as a caption, indicating emphatic approval of a statement that is spot-on accurate.

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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 1d

"Your suppressive tactics only make me STRONGER!"

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Kristy💙☠️ @kris10l.bsky.social · 2d

Republicans should all wear one pair of pants to get their shit together.

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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 2d

So, they're baby

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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 2d

Mark Edward Fishbach- known as "Markiplier" from his channel Markiplier; King of Five Nights at Freddy's; star member of "Markiplier and Friends"; co-host on hit podcasts "3 Peens in a Pod", "Distractible", and "GO! My Favorite Sports Team"; currently working on a film adaptation of the indie horror game "Iron Lung"- is shown in a viral screenshot from his (sober) Minecraft Let's Play, leering dramatically at a cow and saying, "I can milk you"

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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 2d

The inconsistency of article usage in that comment is very off-putting. Either double-check your grammar, or commit to talking like a caveman

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DrDucko-enstein 🦆🧌 @drducko.myatproto.social · 2d

Can I just say though.... We're not a year in. We're 10 years in. We've been watching the world warp reality for this twisted narcissist since 2015.

It isn't so much defeat as it is sheer exhaustion.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 2d

He wants X thing so he gets X thing is not a given. And to me that's the thing to uproot from people's consciousness. Because we're less than a year in and many people seem already defeated.

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harper gruffy 💛 @harpergruffy.bsky.social · 2d

Y’all stop using AI please… It was 80° in october 🙃🙃🙃🙃 its bad for the environment!!!

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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 2d

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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 2d

I wish to be appointed head of the Republican National Committee

I have no experience, knowledge, or interest in the Republican Party, I abhor everything it stands for, and I vow to dismantle it at great personal profit, which, by this administration's standards, makes me the perfect candidate

🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 2d

Even better, a LATINA woman 👌

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Aly ☮️ @alyinthe805.bsky.social · 2d

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🇺🇦 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants 🇺🇦 @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 2d

Gordon Ramsay, the Hell's Kitchen host known for roasting amateur cooks more thoroughly than a rotisserie chicken, says, "Finally, some good fucking [news]"

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