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that one with the hair.

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josh @lobstereo.bsky.social · 11d

photo of parked car annotated to where I think I should be able to destroy it for blocking pavement

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 12d

been binging Succession, now on the final season & honestly if these two don't skip off into the sunset with all the money then I'm not gonna be a happy bunny

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 21d

they're just really banking on us all being too distracted by all the chaos in the world that we're not even going to notice whsmith suddenly becoming tgjones

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 21d

your honour, i would say i estimate that i probably think of the 1987 sci-fi classic 'batteries not included' at least once a fortnight.

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 22d

who the hell is telling all these instagram accounts thst "Comment 'blah' and I'll send the link to your DMs :)" is a good idea? cos i fucking hate it, thanks.

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 28d

bit icky with the rule britannia land of hope and glory v
stuff though, sorry lads

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 28d

pass me the People's Friend, I'm done!

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 28d

ahhhh, I feel like a complete class traitor, but it's meant to be for everyone - right?!

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 28d

bloody same mate!

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 28d

can't believe I'm at 'enjoying the last night of the proms' point in my life already, but here we are

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 29d

oh anne, what were you thinking love x

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · 29d

It worries me that, if we're not careful, we're going to forget all about the woman who was conned by the fake brad pitt hospital photos

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · Sep 11

not to be one of those "never heard of him" people but i don't really know who this charlie kirk is. which means I've been successful at my 'stepping away from all this noise online cos it's not good for my mental health' mission.

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · Sep 7

Oobllooboob :)

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · Sep 7

right, all over then. gets worse every year. don't think I'll even bother next time, no one bloody appreciates it. and you can sort your own bloody tea this evening. jam bleedin butties for all i care x

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · Sep 7

seriously craving some macaroni pudding despite not eating any for about a quarter of a century

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · Sep 7

it's here! it's here! deck your halls, stairs & landings with boughs of old phone cases & charging cables! sing carols of ringtones gone by! give thanks for what we're about to receive - gather round children, it's National Phone Emergency Alert Test Day!! 🤳🚨🥳🥂🙏

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · Sep 7

happy birthday, ol' chap!

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Michael Stipe @michaelstipe.bsky.social · Aug 30

I can

I can

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · Sep 4

Oh my god, you have completed Breakfast!

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · Sep 4

I swear every day there's a story about a fucking choir on bbc breakfast

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · Sep 3

blobbalicious

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · Sep 3

i knew there was a reason why I've kept this in my Downloads folder for the past 10 years #eastenders

Meme from about 10 years ago of Max Branning from Eastenders with the words "stressed out to the-" above his very bald head

elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · Sep 1

goodness me

a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

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elfie @elfbatross.bsky.social · Sep 1

might as well just make this a lazy nostalgia account now