Eliza Bennet
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Every year the Cycling Proficiency people came to the school where I worked to put the Year 5s through their little training course. If they passed, they received a Cycling Proficiency certificate at the end. It wasn’t rocket science. They always passed.
Except one year, a child didn’t.
Except one year, a child didn’t.
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Every year the Cycling Proficiency people came to the school where I worked to put the Year 5s through their little training course. If they passed, they received a Cycling Proficiency certificate at the end. It wasn’t rocket science. They always passed.
Except one year, a child didn’t.
Except one year, a child didn’t.
Our beloved daughter just tried to Whamageddon us via the family WhatsApp group. She will not go unpunished.
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Our beloved daughter just tried to Whamageddon us via the family WhatsApp group. She will not go unpunished.
Brad is going to have to get rid of that green velvet jacket, it’s positively dangerous, the effect it has on women #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Brad is going to have to get rid of that green velvet jacket, it’s positively dangerous, the effect it has on women #TheArchers
I know lots of you don’t like Emma but she is a *lovely* not-quite mother-in-law #TheArchers
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I know lots of you don’t like Emma but she is a *lovely* not-quite mother-in-law #TheArchers
Playing freezer roulette chez Pemberley again tonight because we enjoyed our channa dhal which turned out to be soup so much the other night.
Today‘s tarka dhal appears to be the base for a vegetarian cottage pie.
We’re having it with rice anyway.
Today‘s tarka dhal appears to be the base for a vegetarian cottage pie.
We’re having it with rice anyway.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Playing freezer roulette chez Pemberley again tonight because we enjoyed our channa dhal which turned out to be soup so much the other night.
Today‘s tarka dhal appears to be the base for a vegetarian cottage pie.
We’re having it with rice anyway.
Today‘s tarka dhal appears to be the base for a vegetarian cottage pie.
We’re having it with rice anyway.
Oh I just had a massive wave of nostalgia for the toll booths on the Severn Bridges, I don’t miss paying £5.60 to cross the water but I really miss the ritual
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Oh I just had a massive wave of nostalgia for the toll booths on the Severn Bridges, I don’t miss paying £5.60 to cross the water but I really miss the ritual
Dinner chez Pemberley tonight is something we found in the freezer. It is marked September 2022. We think it might be channa dhal but, equally, it might not be. Wish us luck.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dinner chez Pemberley tonight is something we found in the freezer. It is marked September 2022. We think it might be channa dhal but, equally, it might not be. Wish us luck.
They are enabling George to be the arsehole that he is and always has been without consequences and now they’re roping our Brad into it too and I have had enough of it, tempted to call Crimestoppers myself #TheArchers
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
They are enabling George to be the arsehole that he is and always has been without consequences and now they’re roping our Brad into it too and I have had enough of it, tempted to call Crimestoppers myself #TheArchers
It should be illegal to name a baby Peggy especially if it’s in honour of a toxic dead great-great-granny, they’ve probably opened a portal into hell with that one #TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It should be illegal to name a baby Peggy especially if it’s in honour of a toxic dead great-great-granny, they’ve probably opened a portal into hell with that one #TheArchers
James is a wankspangle, Leonie - don’t go back #TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
James is a wankspangle, Leonie - don’t go back #TheArchers
Jakob offering random animal birthing facts to distract a woman in labour ought to be available on the NHS #TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Jakob offering random animal birthing facts to distract a woman in labour ought to be available on the NHS #TheArchers
Hellqueen: Enough of this sexy farming talk Finlay, let’s hit the bunk beds #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hellqueen: Enough of this sexy farming talk Finlay, let’s hit the bunk beds #TheArchers
They’re still in Blackpool! Meanwhile with any luck Hellqueen is shagging a Scottish local in a bunk bed while Tony accidentally reels in the Loch Ness monster #TheArchers
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
They’re still in Blackpool! Meanwhile with any luck Hellqueen is shagging a Scottish local in a bunk bed while Tony accidentally reels in the Loch Ness monster #TheArchers
My lovely Aunt Gardiner, who has led a *very* sheltered life as a farmer’s wife, went on a hen do in Blackpool and had a fabulous time in the gay clubs with a drag queen she made friends with in their guest house, maybe Justin can do the same #TheArchers
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My lovely Aunt Gardiner, who has led a *very* sheltered life as a farmer’s wife, went on a hen do in Blackpool and had a fabulous time in the gay clubs with a drag queen she made friends with in their guest house, maybe Justin can do the same #TheArchers
Can’t help but be impressed at how expertly Peggy is able to make her entire family utterly miserable even though she’s dead #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can’t help but be impressed at how expertly Peggy is able to make her entire family utterly miserable even though she’s dead #TheArchers
This holiday is going to be brilliant…for anyone who isn’t actually going #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This holiday is going to be brilliant…for anyone who isn’t actually going #TheArchers
Tom is such a patronising wanker #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Tom is such a patronising wanker #TheArchers
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For some, the first 48 hrs of 'flu are critical.
Call your GP or 111 for treatment if you receive an NHS 'flu vaccine based on risk, even if you have only been exposed.
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NEW CONCERNING FLU STRAINS FOR 2025 MEAN THE NHS FLU PLAN IS KICKING IN...
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FLU?
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You will qualify for antivirals if you are in a risk group:
Under 6 months
Pregnant
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Clinically Vulnerable
You don't need a positive test. Contact your GP or 111:
IF EXPOSED TO SOMEONE WITH FLU OR, YOU HAVE RESPIRATORY SYMPTOMS
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November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Call your GP or 111 for treatment if you receive an NHS 'flu vaccine based on risk, even if you have only been exposed.
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Being a better mum than Kate is a bar so low even a slug would struggle to limbo under it #TheArchers
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Being a better mum than Kate is a bar so low even a slug would struggle to limbo under it #TheArchers
Oooh. It’s a beaver episode. When everybody gets to say “beaver” at least twenty times. I do love #TheArchers
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oooh. It’s a beaver episode. When everybody gets to say “beaver” at least twenty times. I do love #TheArchers
I’ve been to Scotland with 4 adults in a Ford Fiesta, it took 14 hours and every time we stopped for a wee we had to unearth the back seat passengers from beneath a pile of charity shop jigsaw puzzles and a giant backpack, it was hell
Still better than a people carrier driven by Jakob
#TheArchers
Still better than a people carrier driven by Jakob
#TheArchers
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’ve been to Scotland with 4 adults in a Ford Fiesta, it took 14 hours and every time we stopped for a wee we had to unearth the back seat passengers from beneath a pile of charity shop jigsaw puzzles and a giant backpack, it was hell
Still better than a people carrier driven by Jakob
#TheArchers
Still better than a people carrier driven by Jakob
#TheArchers
There is a massive row going on here at Pemberley right now as to whether the blackbird currently in the garden is the regular blackbird (Malcolm) or a completely different blackbird
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
There is a massive row going on here at Pemberley right now as to whether the blackbird currently in the garden is the regular blackbird (Malcolm) or a completely different blackbird
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On #WorldVentil8Day we are reminding everyone:
💨 Clean indoor air saves lives! 💨
Flu risks are high this year and ventilation, filtration, high-grade masks, and CO₂ levels still matter.
We are proud to be a founding supporter of
#WorldVentil8Day
💨 Clean indoor air saves lives! 💨
Flu risks are high this year and ventilation, filtration, high-grade masks, and CO₂ levels still matter.
We are proud to be a founding supporter of
#WorldVentil8Day
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
On #WorldVentil8Day we are reminding everyone:
💨 Clean indoor air saves lives! 💨
Flu risks are high this year and ventilation, filtration, high-grade masks, and CO₂ levels still matter.
We are proud to be a founding supporter of
#WorldVentil8Day
💨 Clean indoor air saves lives! 💨
Flu risks are high this year and ventilation, filtration, high-grade masks, and CO₂ levels still matter.
We are proud to be a founding supporter of
#WorldVentil8Day
Who is Veronica Chambers? Have we heard of Veronica Chambers before? #TheArchers
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Who is Veronica Chambers? Have we heard of Veronica Chambers before? #TheArchers