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Eliza Bennet
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Martha is 4. If she were 6 she’d be in Year 1 or 2. Reception is an odd year legally in that a child must be educated only from the term after s/he becomes 5. Alice could take her away for a week without legal repercussions. However, there might well be educational ones which is what worries her.
Well of course he has, you don’t expect him to use something bought specially for him, surely
It is a delicious prospect
Macduff is a brilliant name for a baby

Or a West Highland Terrier

#TheArchers
My papa (elderly Mr Bennet), responding to Winifred on #R4 #YouAndYours claiming phone boxes used to smell of cigarettes: “No they didn’t, they smelt of piss! It was the *toilets* that smelt of cigarettes!”
Not sure who Ginny is but yes
It’ll be a win for the patriarchy. Myson will always trump a daughter.
I too made rock buns in home economics in 1981 and the results were such that I was made to promise *never* to repeat the exercise
He did, that was well dodgy
For everything, yes. But she‘s also the most sensible and has proved this by hopping off to Hungary and staying there.
I don’t think Adam’s been working on the farm for that long, he was away in Africa for much of it. But he still has way more experience and right than Ruairi who is an agricultural duffer.
I wish I’d thought of doing it to *avoid* a few
This week’s #TheArchers has been largely bollocks but I would just like to agree with Akram that milking cows (by hand at least) is a very peaceful activity, it has been many decades since I milked a cow but honestly I don’t think I’ve known that level of calm since
He seems lovely! But it would be fine if they dressed him fully one week, just for novelty value
George, Mormon girl and Coldplay, it’s all so - beige
No working buttons on Harry’s shirt again I see #Strictly
Where we used to live everyone put their lights up for Diwali and then left them up for Christmas, I loved that
I think I’d have stropped off too, it’s insane expecting them to work with George
Tracy: I’m actually related to George and I still can’t stand him #TheArchers