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RubElla
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Pillow of the community. The most executive transsexual you've ever had the pleasure of e-meeting. Profiteering off deep tissue massage since 1868.
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BOY-BEAT [boi-beet] adj. Beaten by a person younger than oneself.
'My father, he carried the sway at stack building for fifteen year; at last they begun to talk o' puttin' me up; 'Now I've done,' the ole chap says 'I wunt be boy-beat
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Day 8 of Submarine school. Listening to the Das Boot soundtrack in the wardroom of the Kitchen-Island-Trannery during dyke poker night. This is to improve teamwork among the crew during stressful situations.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Day 6 of submarine school. The entire class is being made to listen to cricket on the radio at 4am to ensure the success of the AUKUS agreement.

This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs.

F: BBA
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Day 4 of submarine school. We're learning the most efficient way to pack the equipment and beans and etc so it doesn't get wet on account of the water. Im learning so much.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Second day of Submarine school, they're making me haul 9 pairs of surplus boots across the country to show that I understand the importance of leather and the efficiency of water-borne shipping.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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I just miss him
November 26, 2024 at 8:52 PM
First day of submarine school wish me luck
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ahh the flesh
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Getting through today by watching Hunt for Red October whilst wearing the officer's hat
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
After the sixth new massage victim in as many days, I have been described by a friend as a 'Serial Carer'. In fairness, I have been targeting women from a vulnerable demographic.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I forget how much lifting heavy things immediately solves all my psychological problems.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
In the last 48 hours I have broken 5 new women with deep tissue massage.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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furthermore: bring back asbestos
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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happy birthday @cake-or-death.bsky.social

very blessed to have you as a friend 💜
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Its 3am and you're covered in dog oil, most all of your back pain has been healed, you've never spoken to a single cop, John raveman is in your heart, and all is well.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
friend gave me a deep tissue massage yesterday and... i did not know my back could feel this good

what do you mean you're not supposed to feel resistance in your back muscles when you move?
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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friend gave me a deep tissue massage yesterday and... i did not know my back could feel this good

what do you mean you're not supposed to feel resistance in your back muscles when you move?
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
3 of the funniest interactions of my life back to back never change cis people
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
An XXY rabbit is just a hare
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The only straight im interested in is the Denmark Straight

Futhermore: Bring Back Asbestos
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Every day I stand in a cold shower and scream at the water until some gets in my lungs and I can see through time. Get on my fucking level, build your own matrix, John your raveman

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
The Asbestos Appreciation Society, featuring @cake-or-death.bsky.social, @creature.gay & @ellaorlando.bsky.social at late night dyke poker.

I lost money, but I gained kinship. Bring Back Asbestos.
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Resurrecting (silly) old identities for (silly) purposes at (silly) events for unique (silly) reasons is very silly.

Have I mentioned I love my life?
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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MATE [mait, and also mee•ut] sb. A companion; comrade; fellow-labourer; friend; used especially by husband or wife to one another.
October 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Guys, I have an announcement to make

Today I am coming out as Occitanian. I cannot hide who I am anymore. No one should be forced to live on the closet. Thank you everyone who supported me in my journey and please be respectful in the comments. Dieu benesisca ❤️‍🔥💛
October 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM