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Elliot Bunny Bunnerton
@elliotthebunny.bsky.social
Bunny Boy🦖Dryer Fresh🦖2% Creepy🦖Chuck E Cheese Obsessed🦖80's Kid🦖Former Secret Rockstar🦖Musician🦖Tech Leader By Day🦖Ace🦖🦖🔞DNI
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"See, I told ya I'd save ya the last slice, Elliot!" 🎨 @orlandofox.bsky.social
oh. umm. huh.🤔
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i love knowing that part of my brain has allocated resources to the idea that sam and max are married :D :D
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i always thought Eraserhead was a dark comedy *GIANT SHRUG*
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'M SO FULL I CAN'T MOVE :D :D I got TWO hugs from Donald and a MEGA BIG HUG and pat on the back from Goofy >///<
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
🦃🍗⭐️🌟✨️🚽💤🛌
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Finally purchased a proper fancy rice cooker to supplement the steamer/rice cooker that I already have. This one is apparently a top of the line model and really REALLY REEEEEEALLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY good at cooking rice. MY HOPES ARE SO HIGH. please don't crush my perfect rice dreams :D :D
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
WHOA HECKIN DINOSAURS IN MY YARD AGAIN D:
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
WHOA :0o
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
kept having nightmares last night that i was back in high school and a teacher was chewing me out because i had completely skipped a class that i enrolled for - i was panicking because i didn't remember signing up for it and it tanked my perfect bunny GPA! D:< I was a straight A student!! *CRIES* 🅰️
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
sometimes i'll go down a rabbit hole of some random counties unofficial FB page in the middle of nowhere and get totally pulled in by the local happenings of people i don't even know. "kevin asking if anyone remembers mrs gene from school back in 77... oh and greg found a lost dog on patterson road"
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I think I've decided to never buy another knife set. I only use the biggest one. I don't even know what the other knives do. Does anyone even know what the super long thin knives are for? I don't think anyone does. People only awkwardly use them when the big knife is dirty. Yep. WELP. OK BYE.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you."

Even if the plan fails in hilariously comical ways, they'd never give up! :P
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I think I'll try to see Zootopia at an IMAX sometime this week or over the weekend :D Can't quite purchase all the new plushies and merch yet until I've developed an almost obsessive attachment to the new characters (which will happen basically immediately the first time I see the new movie ;-;)
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
this is all i really need for thanksgimme. gimme brown n serve rolls and dressing (AKA STUFFING. AKA STUFFME. AKA TURKEY BUTT BREAD. AKA TEDDY'S MOIST BREAD)
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
About to go to CEC to see this CUTE NERD GOSH 🐭❤️❤️❤️
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Dear Santa,

Are chalkboard paint walls still trendy? I bought 20 gallons of chalkboard paint so I can paint every wall inside my house. I'm going to draw doors on the walls to trick burglars. They'll be so bamboozled that they'll miss the real rooms where I keep my treasure.

Your pal,
Elliot Bunny
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I GOT A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAAAAKE :D :D
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November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you ever find yourself in possession of a giant catalog such as this, open it, press your nose deep down into the middle, and SNIFF. this is what the 90s smelled like.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Today is day ONE of my 9 day vacation! And I'm exhausted :p I'm still in bed.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
just woke up from dreaming that i had a pet owl. it would get so excited when it saw me and would come running for owl cuddles. 🦉🐰💯👍
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
completely forget about this until right now, but at 2am last night, my motion alarms went off for my driveway. i look outside and there's a group of teenagers just on my driveway. now, my driveway is ONE HUNDRED FEET LONG. there's no accidental hanging out on it. it only goes to my house. why. WHY.
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
✨🌟✨🌟✨🦗🦄🦌
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November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
EWWWW UGH I HATE THE SOUND OF KISSING IN MOVIES UGGGH GROSS BARF SICK D:<
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i'm thinking about going to the grocery story just to get a pie but i don't want people to see me only getting a pie and judge me :( "dumb pie boy. look at that dumb pie boy". i just can't handle that again.
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM