Ellis D. McKinney
@ellis4dead.bsky.social
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"I ever tell you 'bout the time my buddy Keith an' I were on the top of a burnin' building, an' we had to fight our way down like five floors of zombies, and― Hey, wait a second… I guess that was you guys." 🔞 MDNI #LFD2 🧟‍♂️ #L4DRP 🧟‍♂️ #MVRP 🧟‍♂️ #ValveRP
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I ever tell you 'bout the time I made a role-playin' account on that bluesky website? Now, I ain't much one for school, but I can 'ppreciate a good time when I see one. 'Specially when the only thing what's left to talk to is two dudes, a lady who don't take shit, and a whole shitload 'a zombies.
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Pride month? Damn, what about gluttony month? I can use some 'a that!

Why we gotta be prideful anyway? I ain't changed a bit since last month. I'm all good on pride! ✨️
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What in the sam hell man... It just don't wanna work, no way, no how. Jaysus.
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God damn I need to change this icon somehow. Stupid-ass dumbass school property. Imagine findin' the first workin' piece of technology in a zombie apocalypse, an' then this shit happens! Whew. Nasty work.
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Yeah, prolly! I ain't seen it in a bit though. An' I sure ain't seen a hedgehog in a rockin' fit like that before! ✨
Sonic!
Sonic the hedgehog!

I'm sure there's a chance you've probably seen my face plastered somewhere before
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[Oh, so it was okay? Biiiiig grin!] Aww, hell, thank ya kindly.

Name's Ellis, by the way! Ellis McKinney! You ever seen the "everyone in McKinney is dead" meme? That's kinda how I stopped screwin' up spellin' it.
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Erm excuse me who chANGED MY PROFILE IMAGE

Man you are a menace @limblesshero.bsky.social
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...What the hell did I start, crossing over? [Ellis takes off his hat and holds it over his face to hide emotional tears that he knows the others will shame him for, and he's too weak to stop himself.]
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[Oh, so it was okay? Biiiiig grin!] Aww, hell, thank ya kindly.

Name's Ellis, by the way! Ellis McKinney! You ever seen the "everyone in McKinney is dead" meme? That's kinda how I stopped screwin' up spellin' it.
Hehe
Never a problem!
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[It's a little embarrassing to be unable to keep up, but the shorter creature is being kind to him, and Ellis reciprocates with a soft smile and a nod.] It's all good, man. I 'ppreciate it.
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[It's a little embarrassing to be unable to keep up, but the shorter creature is being kind to him, and Ellis reciprocates with a soft smile and a nod.] It's all good, man. I 'ppreciate it.
Mmmm
I'm not sure where it'd land closer to ...
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Okay. [Snort.] What, we talkin' Pinkie and the Brain or Ren 'n Stimpy? Huge difference.
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Okay. [Snort.] What, we talkin' Pinkie and the Brain or Ren 'n Stimpy? Huge difference.
He's a guy who made a really funny cartoon
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Do they? [Blink, blink.] Who was that? I know too many people named Alex, ain't much to go off if it don't immediately click.
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I ever tell you bout the time I went to a movie theatre and got a whole bunch of merchandise of Sonic characters just 'cause I thought they was cute? I never played it cuz we ain't financially well enough to get consoles back then, an' when I moved out... [Ellis makes a fart sound with his lips.]
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Oh shit Shadow the Hedgehog mentioned
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Do they? [Blink, blink.] Who was that? I know too many people named Alex, ain't much to go off if it don't immediately click.
The tiny robot sounds like Alex Hirsch
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AWW SHIT YOU GONNA LOVE THIS ONE I thought of this because they got so much weed there in Spencer's

youtu.be/j4Ph02gzqmY?...
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Get you a man who's autistic and ain't ashamed to be himself. Nobody in this world's stronger than that.
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//What if Ellis is trans because he has DID and doesn't even begin to suspect it cuz he just kinda sits on the toilet, does his business, then gets on about his day 🫦 i could totally take that angle
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AWW SHIT YOU GONNA LOVE THIS ONE I thought of this because they got so much weed there in Spencer's

youtu.be/j4Ph02gzqmY?...
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Sorry my brain works exclusively with memes so if I get a reference I gotta point it out
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Everyone in McKinney is dead. /j /ref
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⤴️ kind eyes. Despite all the guns and blood that still weigh him down, he's still human, and he's still alive.

"I ain't never gonna let someone suffer like I did again, believe me."
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Cool guy mentioned? It don't always feel that way to him. But Ellis doesn't care about the way people look down on others, and he never has. He has his shit together, and doesn't need anybody to tell him who he is.

"Damn right." Ellis claps Raymesis gently on his shorter body, giving him warm, ⤵️
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"Heh, I guess you're right. We do. Cause who else will have our back if we don't stand up for each other?" Wow, Ellis was every bit as cool as he imagined him to be. What a real one.
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"Aww, that don't sound fun." Gently and kindly, he rubs the tuft of hair atop Raymesis's head. "You ain't no worse a guy than any of us cuz you look different, okay? Us weird folk gotta stick together!"
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//hoe im telling u to make ocs and help me game the system by letting me beat ur ass in the qrts to farm points. I want friends to grind off of this year im really gonna do it vidya James style
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This ain't a Keith story no more. It's an Ellis story.