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It's HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE COMICS, so we reviewed a film, AGAIN. Don't worry there's also comics in there but like, the big headline is I saw a film and I talked about it because it was kinda related to comics. SORRY! buttondown.com/humbleyourse...
I just put together what a specific bit of imagery in the terrible fucking comic I can't stop writing about is supposed to recall and it feels like being punched in the fucking stomach
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I just put together what a specific bit of imagery in the terrible fucking comic I can't stop writing about is supposed to recall and it feels like being punched in the fucking stomach
do you ever find yourself crying about the normal martian manhunter???? he's just SO ALONE man... he's in a world HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND... he's a witness to ALL THE FEELINGS
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
do you ever find yourself crying about the normal martian manhunter???? he's just SO ALONE man... he's in a world HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND... he's a witness to ALL THE FEELINGS
it's cool how whenever tim sweeney opens his mouth about anything I'm like "oh apple is correct about everything in every single way and some companies should just not fucking exist"
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
it's cool how whenever tim sweeney opens his mouth about anything I'm like "oh apple is correct about everything in every single way and some companies should just not fucking exist"
I don't think "Heat" is a Dudes Rock film because by the end of the film the one dude that rocks (Hanna) is the one that was suffering of his own loneliness
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I don't think "Heat" is a Dudes Rock film because by the end of the film the one dude that rocks (Hanna) is the one that was suffering of his own loneliness
"The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension" is the ultimate Dudes Rock film despite being about one single dude that rocks the most a dude has ever rocked because the rest of the dudes also rock
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension" is the ultimate Dudes Rock film despite being about one single dude that rocks the most a dude has ever rocked because the rest of the dudes also rock
MODERN "DUDES ROCK" CLASSICS
- The Losers (Sylvain White, 2010)
- The A-Team (Joe Carnahan, 2010)
- Moneyball (Bennett Miller, 2011)
- Mesrine: Killer Instinct (Jean-François Richet, 2008)
- The Losers (Sylvain White, 2010)
- The A-Team (Joe Carnahan, 2010)
- Moneyball (Bennett Miller, 2011)
- Mesrine: Killer Instinct (Jean-François Richet, 2008)
Ok I want to do a “Dudes Rock” movie marathon. So far I have Godzilla Minus One and The Martian. What else?
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
MODERN "DUDES ROCK" CLASSICS
- The Losers (Sylvain White, 2010)
- The A-Team (Joe Carnahan, 2010)
- Moneyball (Bennett Miller, 2011)
- Mesrine: Killer Instinct (Jean-François Richet, 2008)
- The Losers (Sylvain White, 2010)
- The A-Team (Joe Carnahan, 2010)
- Moneyball (Bennett Miller, 2011)
- Mesrine: Killer Instinct (Jean-François Richet, 2008)
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weirdly did not hear back on this
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
weirdly did not hear back on this
a good thing is I was starting to feel underqualified to make the case for deescalation in this Magik discourse situation but I'm absolutely not anymore on account of the guy that fucked up so bad they coined a verb for his bad thing decided he had to speak up
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
a good thing is I was starting to feel underqualified to make the case for deescalation in this Magik discourse situation but I'm absolutely not anymore on account of the guy that fucked up so bad they coined a verb for his bad thing decided he had to speak up
dude I know you're trying to help but you're maybe the least qualified person in history to lecture people about trusting the storytelling when it comes to using controversial violent imagery directed at women, RON MARZ
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
dude I know you're trying to help but you're maybe the least qualified person in history to lecture people about trusting the storytelling when it comes to using controversial violent imagery directed at women, RON MARZ
new experience for me as I try writing something that is extremely diplomatic and polite instead of the usual impenetrable arcane goofs for no one; I think the situation warrants it but god it's a departure and I hate every other sentence
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
new experience for me as I try writing something that is extremely diplomatic and polite instead of the usual impenetrable arcane goofs for no one; I think the situation warrants it but god it's a departure and I hate every other sentence
google explain the kennedy assassination but for every mention of a motor vehicle write instead that it was a toilet on wheels
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
google explain the kennedy assassination but for every mention of a motor vehicle write instead that it was a toilet on wheels
bit the bullet and subbed to the lizza substack here are some of the texts nuzzi and rfk sent to one another
"I wish I could whisper tiny secrets to your penis"
"I will feast on your nipples and extremities"
"much horny tonite; eatin horse i just killed"
"my loins are aflame for hot man gravy"
"I wish I could whisper tiny secrets to your penis"
"I will feast on your nipples and extremities"
"much horny tonite; eatin horse i just killed"
"my loins are aflame for hot man gravy"
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
bit the bullet and subbed to the lizza substack here are some of the texts nuzzi and rfk sent to one another
"I wish I could whisper tiny secrets to your penis"
"I will feast on your nipples and extremities"
"much horny tonite; eatin horse i just killed"
"my loins are aflame for hot man gravy"
"I wish I could whisper tiny secrets to your penis"
"I will feast on your nipples and extremities"
"much horny tonite; eatin horse i just killed"
"my loins are aflame for hot man gravy"
I mean sure Destiny 2 Renegades sounds good but Edge of Fate was supposed to be an expansion centered around exploration and puzzles with a streamlined clearer power climb and we all know how *that* went
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I mean sure Destiny 2 Renegades sounds good but Edge of Fate was supposed to be an expansion centered around exploration and puzzles with a streamlined clearer power climb and we all know how *that* went
when you look at the video for nirvana's "in bloom" now, you can see the two radically different takeaways the band would take: on the one hand, kurt was exploring a painful and complicated relationship with gender and stardom, and on the other, dave discovered it's fun to wear wigs in music videos
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
when you look at the video for nirvana's "in bloom" now, you can see the two radically different takeaways the band would take: on the one hand, kurt was exploring a painful and complicated relationship with gender and stardom, and on the other, dave discovered it's fun to wear wigs in music videos
Wizards being like "ah fuck we gotta redo the Monster Hunter Secret Lair drop, right now it's just abysmally dogshit" is another sign that Magic The Gathering is a Dead Game
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Wizards being like "ah fuck we gotta redo the Monster Hunter Secret Lair drop, right now it's just abysmally dogshit" is another sign that Magic The Gathering is a Dead Game
no sandwich update today because the place I wanted to go to closes in the afternoon and my fallback was Eataly which, ooh fucking boy, those central Paris prices, yikes (but I did hit the store section, teaser)
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
no sandwich update today because the place I wanted to go to closes in the afternoon and my fallback was Eataly which, ooh fucking boy, those central Paris prices, yikes (but I did hit the store section, teaser)
I wouldn’t be so happy about Sarkozy going back to fucking Prison if I didn’t have knowledge of how miserable it was to him, because he fucking leaked *that* to friendly media
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I wouldn’t be so happy about Sarkozy going back to fucking Prison if I didn’t have knowledge of how miserable it was to him, because he fucking leaked *that* to friendly media
Guess who’s going back to fucking Prison
⚖️ La Cour de cassation a confirmé mercredi la condamnation de Nicolas Sarkozy dans l'affaire Bygmalion, en faisant la deuxième condamnation pénale définitive au casier judiciaire de l'ex-chef de l'Etat après celle dans le dossier Bismuth, ou des écoutes ⤵️
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Guess who’s going back to fucking Prison
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A new #Discourse2000 post - DAN DARE is back, and he's here to tell #2000AD readers "we have Star Wars at home". Plus horror in space and the unspeakable menace of - THE SNAPPERS!
freakytrigger.co.uk/wedge/2025/1...
freakytrigger.co.uk/wedge/2025/1...
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A new #Discourse2000 post - DAN DARE is back, and he's here to tell #2000AD readers "we have Star Wars at home". Plus horror in space and the unspeakable menace of - THE SNAPPERS!
freakytrigger.co.uk/wedge/2025/1...
freakytrigger.co.uk/wedge/2025/1...
as ever, I am reading a bad comic to try and understand another bad comic
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
as ever, I am reading a bad comic to try and understand another bad comic
I have to persuade myself to do the Christmas shopping but everything is too expensive and I don't trust most carriers and it's so expensive so I have anxiety about the final click
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I have to persuade myself to do the Christmas shopping but everything is too expensive and I don't trust most carriers and it's so expensive so I have anxiety about the final click
this HORSES situation is genuinely shameful for Valve and worrying in general for freedom of expression as a whole but also you did submit a version of the game where you did not have your potentially shocking imagery locked the fuck down; you gotta lock the fuck down on that kind of stuff
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
this HORSES situation is genuinely shameful for Valve and worrying in general for freedom of expression as a whole but also you did submit a version of the game where you did not have your potentially shocking imagery locked the fuck down; you gotta lock the fuck down on that kind of stuff
oh yeah right this morning I had a dream and I cracked the dice mechanic for a Mage The Ascension V5; there's 5 dice rolled by the ST in the middle of the table that represent how the consensus is feeling; when you cast a spell you have to pick a number of these that are gonna be added to your roll
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
oh yeah right this morning I had a dream and I cracked the dice mechanic for a Mage The Ascension V5; there's 5 dice rolled by the ST in the middle of the table that represent how the consensus is feeling; when you cast a spell you have to pick a number of these that are gonna be added to your roll
had the moment of realization of "oh; oh they're never putting up refurbished steam decks in europe are they"
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
had the moment of realization of "oh; oh they're never putting up refurbished steam decks in europe are they"
watching the destiny livestream and god this is totally slop but I have to force myself to have the contempt for it it deserves
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
watching the destiny livestream and god this is totally slop but I have to force myself to have the contempt for it it deserves