The Whole 'Being ElNarez' Thing, Pt. 2
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It's HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE COMICS, so we reviewed a film, AGAIN. Don't worry there's also comics in there but like, the big headline is I saw a film and I talked about it because it was kinda related to comics. SORRY! buttondown.com/humbleyourse...
The FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS (2025) Take
A Fantastic Four film? What will they think of next? A Fantastic FIVE film? The HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE COMICS take, PLUS: fancy premium comics, and the week's hottest stragglers!
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I think the Peacemaker finale worked, in a "these are the themes of the season and this is how the character arcs supported it" way; the whole thing is about people denying themselves happiness, and the nazi universe is just a place of ultimate denial of the self; it holds
elnarez.bsky.social
also it does rule that James Gunn made an entire cartoon show about the guy he was about to write as a petty asshole all too happy to do fascism because it suits his needs
elnarez.bsky.social
yeah obviously I reacted like a fucking loser nerd dipshit to that one reveal in the peacemaker finale; I have A HEART; I love THE CONVOLUTED WEB OF SECRET ORGANIZATIONS AT THE PERIPHERIES OF THE DC UNIVERSE; I'm NORMAL
elnarez.bsky.social
In the middle of his masterpiece album about fame and alienation, Tyler brings out hip-hop's hottest in a track that overwhelms with how much it has going on; all the changeups and off-beat weirdness should keep it from working AND YET: it holds together by sheer force of horny and insane will
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#THETWEN2IE5 DAY TEN

Tyler, the Creator featuring GloRilla, Sexyy Red and Lil Wayne
Sticky
from CHROMAKOPIA (2024)
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sadly I have now started to imagine what a single-player Battlefield game could be if it operated under the mechanical framework of a Musou
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Need to spend more time with playing Battlefield 6 with actual people before I’d flesh this out into a full review, but I did finish the campaign. The campaign is kinda terrible. www.patreon.com/posts/140798...
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elnarez.bsky.social
I think it's good that his show died!
aaronnarraph.bsky.social
the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting
elnarez.bsky.social
okay well you know what I can admit when I'm wrong
azalben.bsky.social
Other Vertigo titles:

- 100 Bullets: The US of Anger by Brian Azzarello and Eduardo Risso
- Necretaceous by Tom Taylor and Darick Robertson
- Fanatic by Grace Ellis and Hannah Templer
- The Crying Dolls by Mariko Tamaki and Rosemary Valero O'Connell

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elnarez.bsky.social
there's a real sense of "if we had a SECOND COMING or a SFSX on there they'd make us give it away again so let's not bother" to it all
elnarez.bsky.social
it's not on anyone making these fucking things but the decision makers at dc and warner bros but this vertigo announcement is several "but also"s in a trenchcoat is the thing
elnarez.bsky.social
let's just say, real fucking mixed circumstances in which to hear about the new comic from the creators of 20TH CENTURY MEN
elnarez.bsky.social
well they had the one comic written by a woman, but, then
azalben.bsky.social
The cat's out of the bag: DC Vertigo sampler given out at NYCC reveals...

The Nice House by the Sea by James Tynion IV and Alvaro Martinez Bueno

Bleeding Hearts by Deniz Camp and Stipan Morian

End of Life by Kyle Starks and Steve Pugh

The Peril of Brutal Dark by Chris Condon and Jacob Phillips
elnarez.bsky.social
I've seen a couple of pages of the Megalopolis comic adaptation and I don't think I like that the lettering is competent and normal, I don't like that it doesn't communicate Adam Driver's bewildering deliveries
elnarez.bsky.social
I don't fuck with the low sugar red bulls anymore on account of they give me terrible gas
elnarez.bsky.social
did not realize that the white monster essentially just tasted like one berroca, and I can down those just fine; not the best monster, not a monster I'd build my identity around, but, y'know, it's sugar free monster
elnarez.bsky.social
if the sentiment requires a clause, if the tweet requires a "but", I'm learning it's not much use to post it; just a Pearl Of Wisdom I learned at 33
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#THETWEN2IE5 DAY NINE

Lil Nas X, Jack Harlow
INDUSTRY BABY (2021)
from MONTERO (2021)
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elnarez.bsky.social
Oh yeah also: I did it, I have the Triptych now, Hasbro can unwoke D&D or sell it off or whatever I've completed the edition no skin off my back
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS
MANUEL DES MONSTRES
MONSTER MANUAL
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well anyway MARVEL KNIGHTS: PUNISHER #1 is out this coming wednesday
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The challenge coins being handed out by @FBIDirectorKash. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.
elnarez.bsky.social
Having essentially won pop two singles ago (see entry for DAY FIVE), Lil Nas X takes his victory lap in a mix of down and dirty trap beats and triumphant synthetic brass; the whole method is there, unapolegetic rhymes and an irresistible chorus; also there is quirked up white boy Jack Harlow
elnarez.bsky.social
#THETWEN2IE5 DAY NINE

Lil Nas X, Jack Harlow
INDUSTRY BABY (2021)
from MONTERO (2021)
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elnarez.bsky.social
but in good news, it still generated my epic video of sam altman sat on a mcdonald's toilet opening a canister of sarin gas and quietly crying in religious rapture
elnarez.bsky.social
luckily this is a situation that would never happen with my other favorite band, The Black Eyed Peas
elnarez.bsky.social
great bassline! killer moog riff! THAT WORD SHOULD NOT BE USED BY ANYONE IN POLITE SOCIETY EVER AGAIN
elnarez.bsky.social
the problem about being into DEVO is that their best song is the one about an outdated and inaccurate medical term which has roots in scientific racism