What Keeps ElNarez Alive?
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unc makes a desperate plea to the youths for a return to calm following the controversy around a really bad comic; at last, we're on some old man shit
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HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE COMICS tries to solve Magik discourse. Bad comics are read, lessons are taught, but in the end, this is the beginning of my Uncool Era. buttondown.com/humbleyourse...
Belgian Destination X has a setup that should make the show a total fucking farce and yet it's maybe the hardest the players are doing the interpersonal game? wild shit
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Belgian Destination X has a setup that should make the show a total fucking farce and yet it's maybe the hardest the players are doing the interpersonal game? wild shit
so there's this chain of stores in Europe called "Normal" and its thing is like, they sell just about anything they can get on the cheap so the other day I got toothpaste, conditioner, turkish sour patch kids, the aforementioned sprite plus tea, and also japanese cheddar & jalapeno cheetos
January 17, 2026 at 1:15 AM
so there's this chain of stores in Europe called "Normal" and its thing is like, they sell just about anything they can get on the cheap so the other day I got toothpaste, conditioner, turkish sour patch kids, the aforementioned sprite plus tea, and also japanese cheddar & jalapeno cheetos
"corn cob" is the most useful borrowed phrase from dril, but "loser fuckface nerd" has been so useful to explain contemporary politics; "everything I tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, I will NOT follow trolls" is just my Poster's Mantra
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
"corn cob" is the most useful borrowed phrase from dril, but "loser fuckface nerd" has been so useful to explain contemporary politics; "everything I tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, I will NOT follow trolls" is just my Poster's Mantra
we can't have an opposition party of Loser Fuckface Nerds; with a heavy heart, Tim Walz retire bitch
Breaking news: The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation alleging that they are impeding federal law enforcement officers’ abilities to do their jobs in the state.
Justice Dept. launches criminal investigation of Minnesota governor
The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation into impeding law enforcement.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
we can't have an opposition party of Loser Fuckface Nerds; with a heavy heart, Tim Walz retire bitch
so this is my son, Triage Med-Drone
We noticed you’re excited to take Triage and Med-Drone for a spin. Just remember, don’t leave your friends hanging. 🙌
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
so this is my son, Triage Med-Drone
imagine being Chris Avellone, writer and designer of the ur-text for modern computer RPGs, the favorite game of your favorite game designer, and having rendered yourself so thoroughly unhirable that all you have left is trading on your name for any old piece of culture war bullshit
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
imagine being Chris Avellone, writer and designer of the ur-text for modern computer RPGs, the favorite game of your favorite game designer, and having rendered yourself so thoroughly unhirable that all you have left is trading on your name for any old piece of culture war bullshit
kevin smith bizarro comic... "BIZARRO AM SUPPOSED TO BE HERE MAN"... send tweet
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
kevin smith bizarro comic... "BIZARRO AM SUPPOSED TO BE HERE MAN"... send tweet
oh no pulling gundam tcg cards has been worth it on day one
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
oh no pulling gundam tcg cards has been worth it on day one
with Star Trek being owned by fascists and Star Wars retreating into irrelevant nerd nostalgia, things seem pretty dire for science-fiction heads... unless... what if we rewatched REBEL MOON – CHAPTER ONE: CHALICE OF BLOOD and REBEL MOON – CHAPTER TWO: CURSE OF FORGIVENESS
January 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
with Star Trek being owned by fascists and Star Wars retreating into irrelevant nerd nostalgia, things seem pretty dire for science-fiction heads... unless... what if we rewatched REBEL MOON – CHAPTER ONE: CHALICE OF BLOOD and REBEL MOON – CHAPTER TWO: CURSE OF FORGIVENESS
ruling for the HYBC bingo card (bsky.app/profile/elna...) : that's a negative chief
Extra, extra, read all about it!
Exquisite Corpses and Room Service are coming to the big screen!
@jamesthefourth.bsky.social
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deadline.com/2026/01/exqu...
Exquisite Corpses and Room Service are coming to the big screen!
@jamesthefourth.bsky.social
@michaelwalsh.bsky.social
deadline.com/2026/01/exqu...
Lyrical Media & James Tynion IV’s Tiny Onion Expanding Partnership With Development Of Horror Films ‘Exquisite Corpses’ & ‘Room Service’
'Exquisite Corpses' and 'Room Service,' a pair of horror films based on James Tynion IV projects, are in development with Lyrical Media.
deadline.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
ruling for the HYBC bingo card (bsky.app/profile/elna...) : that's a negative chief
there's a one week run from 34 to 40 where every day I'm either building on a theme or doing a specific bit; 43 to 47 is also pretty wild but maybe not as blasphemous, meanwhile in act one it's more call and response stuff, including the most evil song and the least evil song
oh yeah right by the way I completed the sequencing on #TheTenX5 and it is WICKED; major announcements on LIST'S EVE
January 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
there's a one week run from 34 to 40 where every day I'm either building on a theme or doing a specific bit; 43 to 47 is also pretty wild but maybe not as blasphemous, meanwhile in act one it's more call and response stuff, including the most evil song and the least evil song
I don't know what I'd do if one million people looked at me and went "nah I'm good" but it wouldn't be nice let me tell ya
CBS’s “Evening News” program lost over a million viewers in its first week under its new anchor, Tony Dokoupil, compared to the same period last year, marking a sharp loss for the network after the network’s billionaire owners installed far right provocateur Bari Weiss as editor-in-chief in October.
“CBS Evening News” Has Lost Over a Million Viewers Since Bari Weiss Takeover
The plunge in viewership comes as Weiss has ushered in an era of Trump-friendly politics for the network.
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January 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I don't know what I'd do if one million people looked at me and went "nah I'm good" but it wouldn't be nice let me tell ya
anyway I'm gonna do more stupid shit for attention because I've found a hookup for gundam trading cards and I *need* the cash now
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
anyway I'm gonna do more stupid shit for attention because I've found a hookup for gundam trading cards and I *need* the cash now
genuinely convinced that people trying to go after greg rucka for writing a comic that's liberal and cringe is an op; can't fucking fool me, you're just doing an op, no one is that mad about a comic doing some mild well-meaning quote-unquote woke shit
January 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
genuinely convinced that people trying to go after greg rucka for writing a comic that's liberal and cringe is an op; can't fucking fool me, you're just doing an op, no one is that mad about a comic doing some mild well-meaning quote-unquote woke shit
it's terrifying that nothing matters but you can't say what you really think about it because you might be prosecuted by the state
January 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
it's terrifying that nothing matters but you can't say what you really think about it because you might be prosecuted by the state
How incompetent must you be if you work at SNK and you can't make a good trailer with the hottest character to ever be in a video game (that's right I'm staking the claim that Blue Mary is the hottest character to ever be in a video game)
January 15, 2026 at 6:17 PM
How incompetent must you be if you work at SNK and you can't make a good trailer with the hottest character to ever be in a video game (that's right I'm staking the claim that Blue Mary is the hottest character to ever be in a video game)
Sprite Plus Tea.... hello.....
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Sprite Plus Tea.... hello.....
Deadworld is essentially Dredd in "candy for dinner" mode, you get to go as gross and as cynical as you want because at one point the Dark Judges kill everyone anyway
January 15, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Deadworld is essentially Dredd in "candy for dinner" mode, you get to go as gross and as cynical as you want because at one point the Dark Judges kill everyone anyway
Mike Perkins on Dredd is such a fucking treat; it's cool as hell that Wagner's last word on Dredd is this story about Dredd himself confronted with his own obsolescence in the face of a better way to dole out hardcore violence on law-breaking creeps; and the rest of the prog? it's HOT too
January 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Mike Perkins on Dredd is such a fucking treat; it's cool as hell that Wagner's last word on Dredd is this story about Dredd himself confronted with his own obsolescence in the face of a better way to dole out hardcore violence on law-breaking creeps; and the rest of the prog? it's HOT too
OK who’s playing Duke Nukem covering her breasts with his hands then
First look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in Prime Video's Tomb Raider series
January 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
OK who’s playing Duke Nukem covering her breasts with his hands then
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I think the key to Justin Theroux as Robert House is that he's just pathetic enough; there is the menace and the absolute certainty, the darkness of the control freak, and then there's this masterful slide into a completely deluded man on the verge of realizing he's in over his head
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I think the key to Justin Theroux as Robert House is that he's just pathetic enough; there is the menace and the absolute certainty, the darkness of the control freak, and then there's this masterful slide into a completely deluded man on the verge of realizing he's in over his head
it's WILD that SNL would hang an ep on 9 minutes of Ben Affleck doing Keith Olbermann, and that it hits for the whole nine minutes; they had three good sketches about the guy and they did them all on the night and barely anything about the guy has changed www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO5-...
Countdown with Keith Olbermann - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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January 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
it's WILD that SNL would hang an ep on 9 minutes of Ben Affleck doing Keith Olbermann, and that it hits for the whole nine minutes; they had three good sketches about the guy and they did them all on the night and barely anything about the guy has changed www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO5-...
THE ROOM 2.22: THIS IS (NOT) WORTH EVERY PENNY
Open the door- There is another room. Welcome to our next multi-day live stream event, beginning Monday 1/19 (MLK Day) at Noon PT exclusively on twitch.
January 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
THE ROOM 2.22: THIS IS (NOT) WORTH EVERY PENNY