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Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴

@elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social

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Triple+++ Alpha Male >300 IQ 80cm prehensile penis. Always totally serious. Every statement is 200% my real opinion and not some juvenile shite I made up on the spot to spark a reaction. I will poison your dog. I get blocked a lot. Lol!

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Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 18

You guys do realise that he can lie just fine under oath, right?
There is no actual magic JuJu compelling him to be honest.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 18

Nah, we call those people Americans, and that's also the cause.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 18

I read that as "LEGISLATING TRANSGENDER HAREMS" and thought the tranny lobby had really gone off the deep end.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 18

He was a russian outside of Russia.
Cross outside their borders, they all deserve to die.
No extenuating circumstances.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 18

You get to Valhalla by dying in honourable battle.
Methinks there aren't all that many Soviets in attendance.
You twat.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 18

Pretty sure the Right message is child labour and a return to the coalmines.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 18

I don't think they even had a basement.
That was at one of the owners other slightly creepy locations, which was also apparently bereft of child sex dungeons and tunnels made by jewish mole people.
I don't think anyone were killed, some nutter shot up the drop ceiling and took staff hostage iirc.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 18

Just stop dying overseas.
Actually, just stop going overseas entirely.
Unclean, you shed your loathsome ideologies and third-world diseases, not to mention tipping culture and other signs of an empire in decline.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 18

It may not have been a child-rapist Pizzeria, but their social media was creepy as fuck, and that is a fact.

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Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 18

With the signing bonuses and pay packets ICE apparently offers, I am sorely tempted to apply. I'd salve my conscience by only going for people absolutely nobody would miss, like telemarketers. Just me, a can of shoe polish, some zip ties and a burlap sack, lying in wait at their personell door.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

Who is joking? NYC literally has the highest concentration of Jews outside of Israel, with them making up one in nine inhabitants of NYC and one in ten in the NY metropolitan area.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

Would be kind of a dumb move to buy a rather expensive console and an expensive game if you didn't enjoy playing games in the first place.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

So far.
I have faith in that you will continue to do worse.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

*Jew York City

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

I fear that he will allow mallet-wielding dwarves to roam the subways.
They look up skirts you know.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

Doesn't texans have grills?

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

What is the flavour of alive?

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

Lol no, thermoelectric elements/heat pumps are not new.
Even combining them with heatsinks with vapour chambers isn't a recent thing as they have been on the consumer market for 25+ years. They are abysmally inefficient compared to vapour compression refrigeration though.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

A few years back you could buy used wine fridges for a pittance as the winds changed.
Got a 12 bottle unit for cheap and modified it to keep my Xbox 360 and PS3 in it, cool and sound insulated.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

Windows Movie Maker XP.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

Probably free poxy blankets.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

Go back into the ground where you belong.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

No furries either please.

Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Left safety of USA"
I literally snort-laughed out loud at that.

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Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴 @elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social · Jul 17

Oh noes, the consequences of being a nation of useless halfwits rears its ugly head yet again.
Watch out for leopards and hold on to your faces.