Walter
@elquimico.bsky.social
West Coast Elitist. Food Adventurer. Fútbolero, Gamer, Sneakerhead, and Techie. Former FC Dallas Podcaster. 🇲🇽
We live in a world where the Rush Hour movies have to rented on any available platform.
a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore
ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore
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October 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We live in a world where the Rush Hour movies have to rented on any available platform.
A few hours into Yotei and I am AMAZED.
October 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A few hours into Yotei and I am AMAZED.
Matthew 24:36.
Anyway, for those that are for sure getting picked up tomorrow, please think of us heathens who are probably stuck here. Since you can’t take anything with you, I’ll need funds to stay alive. DM your Zelle, CashApp, Apple Cash.. whatever helps.
#HailZorp
Anyway, for those that are for sure getting picked up tomorrow, please think of us heathens who are probably stuck here. Since you can’t take anything with you, I’ll need funds to stay alive. DM your Zelle, CashApp, Apple Cash.. whatever helps.
#HailZorp
September 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Matthew 24:36.
Anyway, for those that are for sure getting picked up tomorrow, please think of us heathens who are probably stuck here. Since you can’t take anything with you, I’ll need funds to stay alive. DM your Zelle, CashApp, Apple Cash.. whatever helps.
#HailZorp
Anyway, for those that are for sure getting picked up tomorrow, please think of us heathens who are probably stuck here. Since you can’t take anything with you, I’ll need funds to stay alive. DM your Zelle, CashApp, Apple Cash.. whatever helps.
#HailZorp
Dreyer is not fucking human.
September 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Dreyer is not fucking human.
A lot of commentary lately in the soccer world about how much VAR has been wasting game time and flow.
June 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A lot of commentary lately in the soccer world about how much VAR has been wasting game time and flow.
The Stars are a bunch of choke artists.
May 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The Stars are a bunch of choke artists.
I’m over the fellating of the Oilers by the broadcast.
And holy shit, enough with Freebird already.
And holy shit, enough with Freebird already.
May 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m over the fellating of the Oilers by the broadcast.
And holy shit, enough with Freebird already.
And holy shit, enough with Freebird already.
We will never truly be a sports nation until:
▪️We stop chanting “De-Fense”
▪️We stop wearing jerseys of any kind that don’t pertain to the teams competing
▪️We get rid of the Timmy Trumpets and Seven Nation Army from the song rotations.
▪️We stop chanting “De-Fense”
▪️We stop wearing jerseys of any kind that don’t pertain to the teams competing
▪️We get rid of the Timmy Trumpets and Seven Nation Army from the song rotations.
May 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We will never truly be a sports nation until:
▪️We stop chanting “De-Fense”
▪️We stop wearing jerseys of any kind that don’t pertain to the teams competing
▪️We get rid of the Timmy Trumpets and Seven Nation Army from the song rotations.
▪️We stop chanting “De-Fense”
▪️We stop wearing jerseys of any kind that don’t pertain to the teams competing
▪️We get rid of the Timmy Trumpets and Seven Nation Army from the song rotations.
I take credit for this Stars win as I didn’t not lock a +500 Stars win when they went down 1-0. #yourewelcome
May 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I take credit for this Stars win as I didn’t not lock a +500 Stars win when they went down 1-0. #yourewelcome
Don Garber is not going to let LAG lose another one, much less an El Trafico right?
May 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Don Garber is not going to let LAG lose another one, much less an El Trafico right?
Happy Ocho Day to those who celebrate. The Whiffleball All-Star game was compelling stuff.
May 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy Ocho Day to those who celebrate. The Whiffleball All-Star game was compelling stuff.
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Someone just said it's weird to call this The Heartbeat Kit when it's all flat lines and I can't stop thinking about it.
May 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Someone just said it's weird to call this The Heartbeat Kit when it's all flat lines and I can't stop thinking about it.
How do you have the audacity to fight Robo of all people? He’s a fucking sweetheart.
May 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
How do you have the audacity to fight Robo of all people? He’s a fucking sweetheart.
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THE POPE CALLS IT "SOCCER"
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
THE POPE CALLS IT "SOCCER"
We love Austin FC getting cupset here.
May 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We love Austin FC getting cupset here.
Greetings from 40000 feet. I think.
May 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Greetings from 40000 feet. I think.
Not being able to bet on Austin Reaves now is gonna suck.
May 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Not being able to bet on Austin Reaves now is gonna suck.
Oh look, gas prices are randomly and suddenly up 35¢. #somuchwinning.
April 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Oh look, gas prices are randomly and suddenly up 35¢. #somuchwinning.
I could never be a firefighter or EMS in Dallas with the way people are stupid or oblivious on the roads.
AND WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING SHOULDERS ANYWHERE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN SHITHOLE?!
I’d be getting the horn replaced every 3000 miles. Fuck an oil change.
AND WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING SHOULDERS ANYWHERE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN SHITHOLE?!
I’d be getting the horn replaced every 3000 miles. Fuck an oil change.
April 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I could never be a firefighter or EMS in Dallas with the way people are stupid or oblivious on the roads.
AND WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING SHOULDERS ANYWHERE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN SHITHOLE?!
I’d be getting the horn replaced every 3000 miles. Fuck an oil change.
AND WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING SHOULDERS ANYWHERE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN SHITHOLE?!
I’d be getting the horn replaced every 3000 miles. Fuck an oil change.
We’re So Back(ston Pomykal)
Things you love to see
Pomykal back in full training. (Pic courtesy FC Dallas)
April 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We’re So Back(ston Pomykal)
Switch 2 Preorder ✅
Stars Win ✅
Stars Win ✅
April 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Switch 2 Preorder ✅
Stars Win ✅
Stars Win ✅
Finally got a “how do you spell your name again?”
Yeah. Just tell me you forgot my name.
Better yet, if you’re going to walk up to someone whose name you don’t remember, maybe submit a ticket instead.
Yeah. Just tell me you forgot my name.
Better yet, if you’re going to walk up to someone whose name you don’t remember, maybe submit a ticket instead.
April 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Finally got a “how do you spell your name again?”
Yeah. Just tell me you forgot my name.
Better yet, if you’re going to walk up to someone whose name you don’t remember, maybe submit a ticket instead.
Yeah. Just tell me you forgot my name.
Better yet, if you’re going to walk up to someone whose name you don’t remember, maybe submit a ticket instead.