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Elzbieta the Onion

@elzbietaonion.bsky.social

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Remember when Navin Johnson didn't need one other thing? Except the ashtray and the paddle game and the chair and ...? That's me with hobbies and interests. She/Her

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Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 1d

Feel better soon!

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Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 2d

Your mom sounds like an awesome advocate. And multilingual fluency should be treasured.

Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 7d

I would like some Andes Mints and some good news. Whatcha got? #SomethingGoodAboutYourDay

Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 7d

English is weird.

Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 8d

No wonder he's always staring at his shoes or the ceiling. "I can't see it, so it doesn't exist." 😠

Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 9d

My error. I will delete the post.

Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 11d

Our mothers must be related.

Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 16d

I hope his head explodes.

Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 17d

Ooohhhhh, that's an interesting detail! Thank you!

Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 17d

Yes, the image of her back, please. The geiko and maiko images I've seen shows how they paint the white makeup on the neck and upper back with two or three "prongs" of unpainted skin showing. I didn't know if that was the case here.

Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 18d

Can't quite tell; does she have two prongs painted on her neck, or three?

Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 18d

I love it when someone who's spent less than five consecutive minutes with my kid tries to tell me the best place to send "someone ... um ... like him."

I love it so very much that I have to fight REALLY hard not to return the favor and tell them where to put their opinion.