Mike
@embiggened1.bsky.social
Dad, husband, marketer, sports fan, wiseass.
I’m currently at a beer hall in VA while on a work trip and the guy playing live music is very talented but his style apparently involves taking the most melancholy songs and speeding them up and making them sound happy
June 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m currently at a beer hall in VA while on a work trip and the guy playing live music is very talented but his style apparently involves taking the most melancholy songs and speeding them up and making them sound happy
So much for the 12-day war. Maybe they can rename it the Baker’s Dozen War
June 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
So much for the 12-day war. Maybe they can rename it the Baker’s Dozen War
13th consecutive Saturday with rain. Mother Nature can fuck right off
June 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
13th consecutive Saturday with rain. Mother Nature can fuck right off
If Elon is spilling all the tea can we finally get the dirt on what covfefe really means?
June 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If Elon is spilling all the tea can we finally get the dirt on what covfefe really means?
Scene opens with a panning shot around a dreary, industrial style prison. Camera stops on Elon Musk sitting on a top bunk in CECOT. “You may be wondering how I got here. Well…” begin flashback sequence
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Scene opens with a panning shot around a dreary, industrial style prison. Camera stops on Elon Musk sitting on a top bunk in CECOT. “You may be wondering how I got here. Well…” begin flashback sequence
Nothing has sustained the test of time better than Dave Matthew’s hairline
May 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Nothing has sustained the test of time better than Dave Matthew’s hairline
Fountains of Wayne is such an underrated band. Everyone remembers Stacy’s Mom, which was a banger, but they have so many other awesome songs.
May 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Fountains of Wayne is such an underrated band. Everyone remembers Stacy’s Mom, which was a banger, but they have so many other awesome songs.
You can’t tell me the NBA draft lottery isn’t a complete farce.
May 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
You can’t tell me the NBA draft lottery isn’t a complete farce.
There’s just one season in Massachusetts now. It’s called Rain
May 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
There’s just one season in Massachusetts now. It’s called Rain
As his first papal act will the pope switch the Eucharist to deep dish instead of thin crust?
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
As his first papal act will the pope switch the Eucharist to deep dish instead of thin crust?
An American pope? Looks like we were finally able to export something
May 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
An American pope? Looks like we were finally able to export something
Really fun watching the Celtics run the same script that cost them
Game 1 in game 2.
Game 1 in game 2.
May 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Really fun watching the Celtics run the same script that cost them
Game 1 in game 2.
Game 1 in game 2.
Imagine getting your ass kicked by a 12 year old in jeopardy
April 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Imagine getting your ass kicked by a 12 year old in jeopardy
It’s insane that Aroldis Chapman still throws 102 at 37 years old
April 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It’s insane that Aroldis Chapman still throws 102 at 37 years old
I’ve felt myself gravitating musically to my high school punk roots lately. My angst may be for different reasons these days but the songs are still cathartic
April 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’ve felt myself gravitating musically to my high school punk roots lately. My angst may be for different reasons these days but the songs are still cathartic
Congrats to Rory, but don’t forget that monkey on his back is now out of a job.
April 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Congrats to Rory, but don’t forget that monkey on his back is now out of a job.
Rory getting the collapse out of the way early
April 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Rory getting the collapse out of the way early
The tariff rollback and bullshit face saving excuse made me think of this
April 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The tariff rollback and bullshit face saving excuse made me think of this
This Weezer bassist wife story is crazy. 🎶 If you want to destroy my sweater shoot me in the back while I run away 🎶
April 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This Weezer bassist wife story is crazy. 🎶 If you want to destroy my sweater shoot me in the back while I run away 🎶
What do we call the new Great Depression? Great Depression 2: Trump Boogaloo?
April 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
What do we call the new Great Depression? Great Depression 2: Trump Boogaloo?
I feel great having been liberated from a good percentage of my net worth!
April 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I feel great having been liberated from a good percentage of my net worth!
Me on social media today having not watched the Severance finale yet
a man in a suit is brushing his teeth in a bathroom with the words " me walking on eggshells " below him
Alt: Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura in a bathroom walking out with the words "me walking on eggshells " below him
media.tenor.com
March 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Me on social media today having not watched the Severance finale yet
Creighton’s roster always looks like they grabbed the five best players at the local Y
March 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Creighton’s roster always looks like they grabbed the five best players at the local Y