Wife and I got a whole long weekends worth of tasks done in a single day - everything hurts and I'm dying.
February 17, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Wife and I got a whole long weekends worth of tasks done in a single day - everything hurts and I'm dying.
Me: okay am I feeling better today?
Body: (yes)
Wife: hey I know you've been sick the last few days but here's all the things we have to get done today.
Body: (yes)
Wife: hey I know you've been sick the last few days but here's all the things we have to get done today.
February 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Me: okay am I feeling better today?
Body: (yes)
Wife: hey I know you've been sick the last few days but here's all the things we have to get done today.
Body: (yes)
Wife: hey I know you've been sick the last few days but here's all the things we have to get done today.
Me: hey I'm feeling better!
Body: (think again)
Body: (think again)
February 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Me: hey I'm feeling better!
Body: (think again)
Body: (think again)
Me: hey I might be feeling better?
Body: (maybe)
Brain: (fuck you)
Body: (maybe)
Brain: (fuck you)
February 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Me: hey I might be feeling better?
Body: (maybe)
Brain: (fuck you)
Body: (maybe)
Brain: (fuck you)
Me: hey I might be feeling better
Body: (no)
Body: (no)
February 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Me: hey I might be feeling better
Body: (no)
Body: (no)
Downside of being sick, no energy. Someone please take me out of this misery.
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Downside of being sick, no energy. Someone please take me out of this misery.
Spent the last hour making a template for a tinder profile to use for next month's blind date with a book event - I hope whatever poor person has been assigned to watching my internet activities at least appreciates the lengths I go to.
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Spent the last hour making a template for a tinder profile to use for next month's blind date with a book event - I hope whatever poor person has been assigned to watching my internet activities at least appreciates the lengths I go to.
Other duties as assigned: keeping people from breaking into the food early 😒
February 11, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Other duties as assigned: keeping people from breaking into the food early 😒
Me: (vibing to music and working on embroidery)
Song: "can you bully me into being your bottom?"
Me: ...and I've stabbed myself
Song: "can you bully me into being your bottom?"
Me: ...and I've stabbed myself
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Me: (vibing to music and working on embroidery)
Song: "can you bully me into being your bottom?"
Me: ...and I've stabbed myself
Song: "can you bully me into being your bottom?"
Me: ...and I've stabbed myself
We are still aways out from the FatM concert in April - however Which Witch has been on the setlist and if I hear that song live, I fear I may never recover.
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 AM
We are still aways out from the FatM concert in April - however Which Witch has been on the setlist and if I hear that song live, I fear I may never recover.
I swear today has aged me at least 15 years, fucking hell.
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I swear today has aged me at least 15 years, fucking hell.
Color me SHOCKED that she dropped the metaphorical ball.
February 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Color me SHOCKED that she dropped the metaphorical ball.
Cats are over me blasting Bad Bunny (again)
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Cats are over me blasting Bad Bunny (again)
Hearing one of the announcers for the Super Bowl say outloud "This is my Super Bowl" took me out harder than any of these commercials.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Hearing one of the announcers for the Super Bowl say outloud "This is my Super Bowl" took me out harder than any of these commercials.
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The ending to Bad Bunny's halftime show:
"The only thing more powerful than hate is love"
"Together, we are America"
"The only thing more powerful than hate is love"
"Together, we are America"
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The ending to Bad Bunny's halftime show:
"The only thing more powerful than hate is love"
"Together, we are America"
"The only thing more powerful than hate is love"
"Together, we are America"
The only thing more powerful than hate is love - now that was a halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The only thing more powerful than hate is love - now that was a halftime show.
Perfect. No notes. 10 outta 10 Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Perfect. No notes. 10 outta 10 Bad Bunny
Alright break from sports - which means time to scream into a pillow about the indifference mom projects on queer issues like yes mom it does matter....
February 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Alright break from sports - which means time to scream into a pillow about the indifference mom projects on queer issues like yes mom it does matter....
Was a little worried after the short program but free skate - Illia my god even with that stumble, beautiful.
February 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Was a little worried after the short program but free skate - Illia my god even with that stumble, beautiful.
Sakamoto makes it look so easy
February 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Sakamoto makes it look so easy
Love the selection of Jaws that Gutmann chose for her skate.
February 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Love the selection of Jaws that Gutmann chose for her skate.
Beautiful skate from Japan's Miura and Kihara in the team event - if they don't end up on the podium for pairs I will be shocked.
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Beautiful skate from Japan's Miura and Kihara in the team event - if they don't end up on the podium for pairs I will be shocked.
I still stand firmly in the camp of Virtue & Moirs 2018 routine being one if the best routines.
youtu.be/wOEKdWrtz6U?...
youtu.be/wOEKdWrtz6U?...
Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir's Moulin Rouge at PyeongChang 2018 | Music Mondays
YouTube video by Olympics
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February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I still stand firmly in the camp of Virtue & Moirs 2018 routine being one if the best routines.
youtu.be/wOEKdWrtz6U?...
youtu.be/wOEKdWrtz6U?...
What. A. Skate. from Ellie Kam and Danny O'Shea for Team USA
February 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
What. A. Skate. from Ellie Kam and Danny O'Shea for Team USA
Let's go Klaebo! What a sprint up the last hill - this has been E watches the men's skiathlon
February 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Let's go Klaebo! What a sprint up the last hill - this has been E watches the men's skiathlon