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Emelda Alonzo

@emeldaalonzo.bsky.social

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Austin budget manager by day, news junkie 24/7. It's a gift. Glad my journalism degrees have come in handy. Here for the animal content. Scritches for all. #HookEm

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Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 11h

Or…online order. Offering an easy button option.

Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 11h

My brain immediately went to

a man with glasses is screaming with the words but i would walk 500 miles written below him

Alt: a man with glasses is screaming with the words but i would walk 500 miles written below him

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Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 11h

Major unamused look there 😑

Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 11h

Definitely pineapple

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Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 11h

We don’t shame the feral child food choices. 😉

Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 11h

I approve of every item in the cart. ✅🙌🤜🤛👏

Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 14h

Run

Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 14h

Sounds like a great trip!

Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 14h

You were this close to meeting the furry kids and Lisa! And the dragon! And Stewwwart!!?!?!?!! But instead you met Ned in sweaty Orlando? Sigh. 😞
Nah, just kidding! That’s awesome y’all met! 🎉🎉

Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 14h

Feral Child Food 🥳🙌🫶🙋

Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 17h

Milton is adorable 🥰

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Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 18h

Bravo!!! Quite a big deal, especially with that age group. Today they like you, maybe so tomorrow, next day who knows. 🎢
Congratulations!

Emelda Alonzo @emeldaalonzo.bsky.social · 18h

@lisaroyal.bsky.social what’s on the Gen X menu for this weekend? One of my favorite things about Ned leaving the house: what will Lisa happily enjoy and make me wish I too could pet those dogs and eat yummy foods. (Hello, run-on sentence 👋.)