Emergency Teds
@emergencyteds.bsky.social
PCs Bobby Bobblestock and Charlie Foxtrot work with Dr Ted & Firefighter Jose Pole to offer worldwide assistance to the furry community.
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October 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The Jacobs favourite pastime. Drinking, farting and belching in the buff! 😂
Video: @custompetsongs.bsky.social
Video: @custompetsongs.bsky.social
February 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Jacobs favourite pastime. Drinking, farting and belching in the buff! 😂
Video: @custompetsongs.bsky.social
Video: @custompetsongs.bsky.social
Merry Christmas to all our fabulous friends. X
December 25, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Merry Christmas to all our fabulous friends. X
Sergeant Herbie Royce "Too many careless Sunday drivers out today! *tuts*
December 22, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Sergeant Herbie Royce "Too many careless Sunday drivers out today! *tuts*
Miss Marbles "I've had a lovely Sunday lunch at the vicarage and I'm now going to get the bus home".
December 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Miss Marbles "I've had a lovely Sunday lunch at the vicarage and I'm now going to get the bus home".
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Satis House is nothing compared to Dr Drake Culla’s wine cave… bsky.app/profile/emer...
Patsy "Oh, where am I?! It's so spooky here, and I just want to go home! OMG, look at all the booze!"
December 1, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Satis House is nothing compared to Dr Drake Culla’s wine cave… bsky.app/profile/emer...
Norris Dean "The weather is very bad today, so please stay at home and only travel if essential. There is major disruption to rail services".
#StormCuthie
#StormCuthie
December 7, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Norris Dean "The weather is very bad today, so please stay at home and only travel if essential. There is major disruption to rail services".
#StormCuthie
#StormCuthie
Carl Fogg "Hello! I'm the owner of Bearington Taxis, and we've just rolled out a new fleet of cars!"
November 26, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Carl Fogg "Hello! I'm the owner of Bearington Taxis, and we've just rolled out a new fleet of cars!"
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Looks like things are starting to loosen up a bit in Bearington - it’s a relaxed opening in prospect from @emergencyteds.bsky.social
Student Nurse Shirley Shelby "The patient is very badly impacted and needs help".
ANP Connie Stapation "So,
I'd suggest 2 enemas to get things moving. Microlax followed by a phosphate and if that doesn't do the trick she may need some Picolax".
ANP Connie Stapation "So,
I'd suggest 2 enemas to get things moving. Microlax followed by a phosphate and if that doesn't do the trick she may need some Picolax".
November 24, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Looks like things are starting to loosen up a bit in Bearington - it’s a relaxed opening in prospect from @emergencyteds.bsky.social
Candice Floss "Hello, everyone. My christmas delivery is arriving tomorrow so look out for some very exciting offers!"
November 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Candice Floss "Hello, everyone. My christmas delivery is arriving tomorrow so look out for some very exciting offers!"
Student Nurse Shirley Shelby "The patient is very badly impacted and needs help".
ANP Connie Stapation "So,
I'd suggest 2 enemas to get things moving. Microlax followed by a phosphate and if that doesn't do the trick she may need some Picolax".
ANP Connie Stapation "So,
I'd suggest 2 enemas to get things moving. Microlax followed by a phosphate and if that doesn't do the trick she may need some Picolax".
November 24, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Student Nurse Shirley Shelby "The patient is very badly impacted and needs help".
ANP Connie Stapation "So,
I'd suggest 2 enemas to get things moving. Microlax followed by a phosphate and if that doesn't do the trick she may need some Picolax".
ANP Connie Stapation "So,
I'd suggest 2 enemas to get things moving. Microlax followed by a phosphate and if that doesn't do the trick she may need some Picolax".
Humpfrey Boone "Some appointments have opened up for my physiotherapy clinic in December, so please book with Brenda on reception".
November 24, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Humpfrey Boone "Some appointments have opened up for my physiotherapy clinic in December, so please book with Brenda on reception".
Ceecee Wax "Hello Bearington residents! We are getting booked up for Christmas, so if you fancy a new head fur style or a pawdicure, please give us a call before we are booked up!"
November 24, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Ceecee Wax "Hello Bearington residents! We are getting booked up for Christmas, so if you fancy a new head fur style or a pawdicure, please give us a call before we are booked up!"
PC Bobby Bobblestock "We're doing house to house enquiries on Tafurley Street following reports of a peeping tom in the area".
November 23, 2024 at 4:20 PM
PC Bobby Bobblestock "We're doing house to house enquiries on Tafurley Street following reports of a peeping tom in the area".
Sergeant Herbie Royce "Please take note!
When you drive in the rain
Please take your time
And use your brain".
#HerbiesLaw
When you drive in the rain
Please take your time
And use your brain".
#HerbiesLaw
November 23, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Sergeant Herbie Royce "Please take note!
When you drive in the rain
Please take your time
And use your brain".
#HerbiesLaw
When you drive in the rain
Please take your time
And use your brain".
#HerbiesLaw
Constable Skip Ramsay "We have a motto about drug dealing, furry community:
If we catch you selling drugs
We'll take a photo of your mug!"
If we catch you selling drugs
We'll take a photo of your mug!"
November 22, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Constable Skip Ramsay "We have a motto about drug dealing, furry community:
If we catch you selling drugs
We'll take a photo of your mug!"
If we catch you selling drugs
We'll take a photo of your mug!"
Anoushka Popov "Mr Cuthbert dressing gown wash off now machine put".
Cuthbert "It doesn't need a wash".
Anoushka Popov "You home last night and sat on pizza drunk".
Cuthbert "Oh I wondered why I could smell pepperoni!"
Cuthbert "It doesn't need a wash".
Anoushka Popov "You home last night and sat on pizza drunk".
Cuthbert "Oh I wondered why I could smell pepperoni!"
November 18, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Anoushka Popov "Mr Cuthbert dressing gown wash off now machine put".
Cuthbert "It doesn't need a wash".
Anoushka Popov "You home last night and sat on pizza drunk".
Cuthbert "Oh I wondered why I could smell pepperoni!"
Cuthbert "It doesn't need a wash".
Anoushka Popov "You home last night and sat on pizza drunk".
Cuthbert "Oh I wondered why I could smell pepperoni!"
Ernie Goldtop "Good morning Bearington residents! I'm out on my rounds and with Christmas coming up we have been inundated with orders for our organic brandy clotted cream!"
November 18, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Ernie Goldtop "Good morning Bearington residents! I'm out on my rounds and with Christmas coming up we have been inundated with orders for our organic brandy clotted cream!"
Captain Miles Dace "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome onboard Flight 629 service from Bearington to Bangkok. We are currently first in line for take-off and are expected to be in the air in approximately three minutes time".
November 16, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Captain Miles Dace "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome onboard Flight 629 service from Bearington to Bangkok. We are currently first in line for take-off and are expected to be in the air in approximately three minutes time".
DS Cindy Pugh "Good morning. I'm on patrol tonight, and I'm on my way to Bearington Chase".
November 16, 2024 at 10:58 PM
DS Cindy Pugh "Good morning. I'm on patrol tonight, and I'm on my way to Bearington Chase".
Oliver Prim "Good evening from Furakesh! We are so busy, and there is such a great vibe tonight! We close at 1am, so come along! We look forward to seeing you!"
November 16, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Oliver Prim "Good evening from Furakesh! We are so busy, and there is such a great vibe tonight! We close at 1am, so come along! We look forward to seeing you!"
Sergeant Herbie Royce "Please drive carefully in the rain. Don't be a clown!"
November 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Sergeant Herbie Royce "Please drive carefully in the rain. Don't be a clown!"
DCI Sherlock Holmes "Don't forget my motto:
I'll track you down
If you commit a crime
There's no escape
And you'll be doing time!"
I'll track you down
If you commit a crime
There's no escape
And you'll be doing time!"
November 16, 2024 at 7:08 PM
DCI Sherlock Holmes "Don't forget my motto:
I'll track you down
If you commit a crime
There's no escape
And you'll be doing time!"
I'll track you down
If you commit a crime
There's no escape
And you'll be doing time!"
Sergeant Harold Rolls "My parking motto furry community:
"If you park on double yellow lines
Without a badge
That's a £30 fine!"
"If you park on double yellow lines
Without a badge
That's a £30 fine!"
November 16, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Sergeant Harold Rolls "My parking motto furry community:
"If you park on double yellow lines
Without a badge
That's a £30 fine!"
"If you park on double yellow lines
Without a badge
That's a £30 fine!"
Charge Nurse Nathan Wilcox "Please take note of our motto about alcohol furry community:
When you have lots to drink
You think you're Superman
But end up wearing a splint!"
When you have lots to drink
You think you're Superman
But end up wearing a splint!"
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Charge Nurse Nathan Wilcox "Please take note of our motto about alcohol furry community:
When you have lots to drink
You think you're Superman
But end up wearing a splint!"
When you have lots to drink
You think you're Superman
But end up wearing a splint!"