My first journalism job was in one of those 9 counties, covering school board and city council and crime and chicken dinners. Our team worked hard to cover the news for the community. And that early job gave me a civic education that I carry with me today, many years later.

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free (bonus points if you can fill in the missing part of the original)

“imposing Omaha skyline”