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Emily Alter
@emilyalter.bsky.social
Non-binary author of kinky, queer romance 🏳️‍🌈
she/he/they

https://emilyalterbooks.com
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Coiled Tight is now live on Amazon!

🤠 cowboy m/m romance
🍼 ABDL
😭 hurt/comfort
🔥 forced proximity
🦊 wild animal sanctuary

mybook.to/CoiledTight
Y'all. I know there are rules that say not to talk about a book unless you have a preorder link or something to direct people to, but Ev had been the loudest character ever since he first appeared in Hopes and Dreams, and he's been cooking for YEARS, and now that i'm writing his book?
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I lied, put your clothes back on.

(I saw someone bring back this trend, so i'm taking advantage)
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
How the fuck is November almost over? And why do i feel like i've barely done any promoting even though my content calendar says differently?

... (have you bought Coiled Tight yet?)
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
No special discount (other than the one you can find at the back of my books, iykyk), but if you want to support me, i'm just saying that Ream is the best way to do it right now (and you get extra books regardless of tier that you will own forever and ever) 🩷

reamstories.com/emilyalter
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Sadly i'm not the kind of leftist who's good at getting people to come to "our side" (i'm good at other things), but i'm v appreciative of the ones who are and they should get more praise for doing the hard work
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
In the name of petty marketing, i'm queer, and i just want to prove to the world that kinky romance that's not dark and focuses on PRICK/RACK guidelines can make it
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Okay but i read someone use the term petty marketing and now i'm going to make it my entire personality for the next 10 to 15 business days
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I bring a certain "everything is political, actually, and we're not going to pretend your views aren't icky just because they're not MAGAt" energy to the party not everyone is cool with
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Can we talk about the (petty) urge to update my bio for the main purpose of causing more chaos?
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I'm just a nonbinary author trying to survive in the world (and sell kinky books)
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Gotta love Amazon taking forever to accept reviews...

unless it's a 1-2 star review 🫠
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It's me, who's been told i must continue marketing my books instead of just vibing so...
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What are courses people recommend for Affinity? i think i learn best when there's a teacher figure, sadly

do Adobe workshops work? people seem to have differing opinions and i don't know who i'm supposed to trust
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Good: i have a content calendar for 2026 i'm relatively happy with (because i'm chaos and always overthinking everything)

Bad: i don't have a full release calendar for 2026 and it's stressing me out (but i have the titles. and covers. i just need the characters/plots to go with them)
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Oh look, another year I completely forgot about Black Friday until the very last minute, which means there's no promo specific for it ready 🫠
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Isn't the weekend the perfect time to cozy up with a book about a Daddy Dom and a Little who work at a wild animal sanctuary (which includes many cameos from the cutest animals)? 👀
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
So... it's the time of the year when i start planning polls for my newsletters/subscribers, and so on. But i'm also open to ideas (ie, what you'd like to see more of from me, what would make you join me on Ream, etc). 🩷
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Kinky cowboys are good.

That's all.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
If you think being chaotic is a new thing for me, I just had a flashback to when I'd first started out a Patreon and I wrote a kinky journal of sorts 🫠
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What do you mean you don't care about good kinky rep in books? Asking for a friend

(the friend is me)
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
There are two wolves inside of me. One wants to lean into the academic side of me (social psychology, clinical sexology...). The other just wants to be a chaotic kinkster.

Chaotic kinkster wins most of the time.
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Is anyone interested in interviews or podcasts or anything along those lines anymore?
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I don't think I've talked about it a lot here, but i'm also on Discord, and I'd like to spend more time there, so if you wanted an invite link, that would be cool

Follow-up question for authors on Discord: do you have a "content calendar" for your server or do you let things happen organically?
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I forgot to mention it but i met my deadline the other day and i think i deserve a treat for it

(that treat could look like you grabbing a copy of my newest releasel, too)
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM