Emily says Toitū te tiriti
@emilydijkstra.bsky.social
Pōneke yopro • Te Aupōuri • Secret politics nerd • Less secret F1 and Love Island lover • She/her
I loathe to give a W to skinny white women in athleisure wear but unfortunately regular light exercise does in fact improve your sleep and mental health. I know, I’m also devastated.
October 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I loathe to give a W to skinny white women in athleisure wear but unfortunately regular light exercise does in fact improve your sleep and mental health. I know, I’m also devastated.
Sure I’m so so curious to hear what it was like for the Phillips kids but I really hope we don’t hear anything. I will absolutely buy their memoir in 10-15 years but until then I hope the injunction on publishing anything about them remains indefinitely. Both of these things can be true.
September 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Sure I’m so so curious to hear what it was like for the Phillips kids but I really hope we don’t hear anything. I will absolutely buy their memoir in 10-15 years but until then I hope the injunction on publishing anything about them remains indefinitely. Both of these things can be true.
IT HAS ARRIVED
July 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
IT HAS ARRIVED
Linen sheets really are that girl but the first out of the pack night on them feels reminiscent of wearing in Doc Martins and I do not like it
May 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Linen sheets really are that girl but the first out of the pack night on them feels reminiscent of wearing in Doc Martins and I do not like it
Incredibly exciting getting our own homegrown “but her emails” scandal
May 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Incredibly exciting getting our own homegrown “but her emails” scandal
Reading all the trending posts about the White Lotus finale and genuinely convinced I’m not watching the same show because wtf you mean this season was bad?? That was CINEMA. The THEMES, the REVEAL, the MONOLOGUES, the pre-death FLASHBACKS.
a man in a jacket and tie is smoking a cigarette and covering his mouth with his hand .
ALT: a man in a jacket and tie is smoking a cigarette and covering his mouth with his hand .
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Reading all the trending posts about the White Lotus finale and genuinely convinced I’m not watching the same show because wtf you mean this season was bad?? That was CINEMA. The THEMES, the REVEAL, the MONOLOGUES, the pre-death FLASHBACKS.
Not to Woke Post or anything but I feel like it’s incredibly obvious that Shonda Rhimes would NEVER produce a show where the murder was eventually pinned on a black woman or an immigrant, which narrowed the suspect pool in The Residence by like at least half. Still a delightful watch though.
March 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Not to Woke Post or anything but I feel like it’s incredibly obvious that Shonda Rhimes would NEVER produce a show where the murder was eventually pinned on a black woman or an immigrant, which narrowed the suspect pool in The Residence by like at least half. Still a delightful watch though.
I got a new work laptop this week and when Teams first opened I audibly screamed “why is it white” in the middle of my very caucasian open plan office
March 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I got a new work laptop this week and when Teams first opened I audibly screamed “why is it white” in the middle of my very caucasian open plan office
A little heavy handed on the themes but expected from a YA book I suppose. But to have a compelling story while catering to a veritable buffet of fan service is CHEFS KISS.
This will be adored by fans of the original trilogy and previous prequel. 4.5⭐️
#sotr #sunriseonthereaping
This will be adored by fans of the original trilogy and previous prequel. 4.5⭐️
#sotr #sunriseonthereaping
March 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A little heavy handed on the themes but expected from a YA book I suppose. But to have a compelling story while catering to a veritable buffet of fan service is CHEFS KISS.
This will be adored by fans of the original trilogy and previous prequel. 4.5⭐️
#sotr #sunriseonthereaping
This will be adored by fans of the original trilogy and previous prequel. 4.5⭐️
#sotr #sunriseonthereaping
February 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s raaaaaaaace day tomorrow! And also my birthday which feels considerably less consequential than a run to fundraise for hospice. Fingers crossed Pōneke puts the weather on again!
February 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It’s raaaaaaaace day tomorrow! And also my birthday which feels considerably less consequential than a run to fundraise for hospice. Fingers crossed Pōneke puts the weather on again!
Nothing has aged me as much as realising my parents were absolutely right to insist on having a sparkling clean house before we went on holiday. Coming back to my own space with fresh sheets and an empty sink after being away is ELITE.
February 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Nothing has aged me as much as realising my parents were absolutely right to insist on having a sparkling clean house before we went on holiday. Coming back to my own space with fresh sheets and an empty sink after being away is ELITE.
Hello tiny friends in my phone. Many of you recall my lovely Mum passed away last March, so I’m spending my birthday running Wellington’s Round The Bays to fundraise for hospice in her memory. Please consider dropping a few dollars if you can spare it.
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In Mum’s Shoes - Emily runs RoundTheBays for Te Omanga Hospice
Help Emily raise $3000 for hospice, in memory of her late Mum.
givealittle.co.nz
January 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Hello tiny friends in my phone. Many of you recall my lovely Mum passed away last March, so I’m spending my birthday running Wellington’s Round The Bays to fundraise for hospice in her memory. Please consider dropping a few dollars if you can spare it.
givealittle.co.nz/fundraiser/i...
givealittle.co.nz/fundraiser/i...
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
That horrific Vulture article about Neil Gaiman (that also rightly indicts his wife Amanda Palmer) is the absolute worst way to have kiwi’s instincts for bad vibes proved correct once again. I don’t wish this on anyone lightly but I truly hope they both die.
January 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
That horrific Vulture article about Neil Gaiman (that also rightly indicts his wife Amanda Palmer) is the absolute worst way to have kiwi’s instincts for bad vibes proved correct once again. I don’t wish this on anyone lightly but I truly hope they both die.
“Its like Duolingo but for…”
STOP. Stop. I do not want more of that evil owl energy in my life please and thank you
STOP. Stop. I do not want more of that evil owl energy in my life please and thank you
January 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
“Its like Duolingo but for…”
STOP. Stop. I do not want more of that evil owl energy in my life please and thank you
STOP. Stop. I do not want more of that evil owl energy in my life please and thank you
Hey Pōneke mates, got a couple free tickies to Brew Years Eve tomorrow night if anyone wants them. Think I’m going to go for a quiet night in instead. #kikorangi
December 30, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Hey Pōneke mates, got a couple free tickies to Brew Years Eve tomorrow night if anyone wants them. Think I’m going to go for a quiet night in instead. #kikorangi
Every year there is exactly ONE incredibly niche crossover of my interests and every year it remains the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
December 28, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Every year there is exactly ONE incredibly niche crossover of my interests and every year it remains the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
“The cycle lanes are killing the city!”
Suuuure they are 🙄
Suuuure they are 🙄
December 13, 2024 at 6:42 AM
“The cycle lanes are killing the city!”
Suuuure they are 🙄
Suuuure they are 🙄
Lead a waiata tautoko for the first time ever today, in a huge auditorium of like 800 people. It was a small thing, but felt like a huge step in the journey of reclaiming my whakapapa. Had to hype myself up hard.
November 29, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Lead a waiata tautoko for the first time ever today, in a huge auditorium of like 800 people. It was a small thing, but felt like a huge step in the journey of reclaiming my whakapapa. Had to hype myself up hard.
Heartbeat under the floorboards drawing you the edge of insanity, except it’s my work phone on the other side of the house pinging with a new email every 2 minutes on my day off
November 28, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Heartbeat under the floorboards drawing you the edge of insanity, except it’s my work phone on the other side of the house pinging with a new email every 2 minutes on my day off
Also this sign made me CACKLE
November 19, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Also this sign made me CACKLE
Wearing my Proud to Be Māori shirt and meaning it WITH MY WHOLE CHEST was so healing to me. This hikoi was so beautifully managed, so much care and manaaki for our tamariki and kaumatua. What a privilege to be a part of history ❤️🤍🖤
November 19, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Wearing my Proud to Be Māori shirt and meaning it WITH MY WHOLE CHEST was so healing to me. This hikoi was so beautifully managed, so much care and manaaki for our tamariki and kaumatua. What a privilege to be a part of history ❤️🤍🖤
In order of most to least compelling reasons to watch Gladiator II:
1. Beefed up Paul Mescal in his slutty little leather skirt
2. The cinematic masterpiece of Ridley Scott in IMAX
3. The plot
1. Beefed up Paul Mescal in his slutty little leather skirt
2. The cinematic masterpiece of Ridley Scott in IMAX
3. The plot
November 16, 2024 at 9:33 AM
In order of most to least compelling reasons to watch Gladiator II:
1. Beefed up Paul Mescal in his slutty little leather skirt
2. The cinematic masterpiece of Ridley Scott in IMAX
3. The plot
1. Beefed up Paul Mescal in his slutty little leather skirt
2. The cinematic masterpiece of Ridley Scott in IMAX
3. The plot
Sorry Wellington, I think I brought the cold snap on my taking my electric blanket off the bed yesterday. I JINXED IT.
October 13, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Sorry Wellington, I think I brought the cold snap on my taking my electric blanket off the bed yesterday. I JINXED IT.