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Em MacKenzie
@emilymackenz.bsky.social
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yeg-based queer AuDHD mom of 2, working in tech and making bad art with great enthusiasm. she/her
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 10h
Gah, trying to finish up my hairdo after some elaborate heat styling and grabbed the wrong can, hit my roots with a heavy spray of saline wound wash instead of dry texturizing spray. 🤦‍♀️
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 15h
“Stranger who knows all my deepest struggles and secrets but is ethically obligated to not acknowledge even knowing me in public” is a weird person to encounter every day lol
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 16h
A fun fact about me is I unknowingly transferred my kid to the same school as my therapist’s kid and now I have to avoid eye contact at after school pickup because we both know I desperately need therapy and have not been doing it
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 1d
I put on a devil horn headband and set my teams background to hell fire for my morning standup but then teams glitched out and disabled my camera as soon as I called in 😑
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 2d
Finally some common ground for me and Danielle
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 3d
Incredible, thank you
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 3d
Show costume plz
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 5d
No. Now, cheddar and soy sauce… now we’re talking.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 5d
Thank you! Finally pulled the trigger on some bangs haha
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 5d
Haha glad we could help!
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 5d
*based in Edmonton and most are hybrid but some are open to remote
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 5d
I know the job market is brutal right now but thought I’d mention my employer, which I recommend highly, is hiring several roles for web/software developers, UX, and writers. Come work with me! www.lawdepot.ca/career/
Careers | LawDepot
LawDepot offers in-office, hybrid and remote positions with a healthy work/life balance and great learning opportunities. Apply to join the LawDepot team today!
www.lawdepot.ca
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 6d
Give it to me straight: can I change out the jewelry myself on basic ear lobe piercings after 6 weeks? If I just put in something basic and continue leaving it in 24/7? My piercer said basically leave it alone for six months but I want a change dammit and many sources say after 6 weeks is fine 🤷‍♀️
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 9d
It’s 7:24am and I’m at the airport Boston pizza crushing a coffee and gluten free spicy perogy pizza for maximum midflight digestive crisis
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 10d
all birds report to Lucifer himself
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 10d
The man or the bird?
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 10d
Oh no
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 10d
Honest question: are there people named Spencer who aren’t Mormon?
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 10d
Like you want to write a classic novel or reanimate the dead?
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 11d
I suck at social media lately and I fear it is because I’m happy
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 11d
Homestyle? Laughable. Restaurant style? Over it. Supermarket style egg salad is where it’s at 😎
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 11d
I never liked Sohi and Breezy’s platform aligned most with my views 🤷‍♀️ if I can’t vote with my heart in municipal elections then WHEN
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 11d
My ex was so mad when I voted for breezy last election lol
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 11d
Just had a weird little eureka moment at work where I realized that when someone proposes a certain approach and I respond with ok, here’s the potential problems and complications with that… they take it as me thinking their approach is bad. I am just trying to make it work bro!
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 12d
The bath is on the second floor