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emly.bsky.social
“what if the air force had to hold a bake sale?”
well i guess we’re going to find out
emly.bsky.social
fall girl who loves pumpkin spice vs fall girl inventing a “furnace smell” candle
emly.bsky.social
mad scientist endo but instead of weird race science and paraphilias they’re trying to like, make a one molecule estrogen/progestorone that gives you big boobs and huge muscles and horns
emly.bsky.social
they’re gonna MOVE the Leftist Coffeeshops
emly.bsky.social
they’re just gonna end up removing lists since these will just get remade, and the bsky view will hide more and more
emly.bsky.social
you used to have to stay up until 3am to get advertising like this
emly.bsky.social
I see. so your argument here is that people should not call the govt fascist out of passion, but if they call it fascist for “leverage and messaging” then that’s definitely different, and not just you doing more purity politics
emly.bsky.social
not paprikas but it did make me think of Calabrian pork. maybe not so good with cheese, but?
emly.bsky.social
diegetic music but only one character can hear it and everyone is tired of them complaining about it
emly.bsky.social
I solve this by letting the coyotes into the house
emly.bsky.social
correlation is not causation, sure.
emly.bsky.social
whats that man doing to his waf

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emly.bsky.social
could follow your own “mind your own business” reply here. and before you use your only other line, this is a no sheep zone.
emly.bsky.social
not quite clever enough for fedposting he’s just this guy
emly.bsky.social
FPS game but theres like a conveyer of ammo you have to use like a tetris or Dr.Mario and you have to switch to the gun to load and fire them one at a time
emly.bsky.social
pf endlessly sending the “if the tranny feels unloved she will leave” image to the group chat to try and soothe things over
emly.bsky.social
solipsism but like a boring kind where everything is math and not just conjured out of the depths of consciousness
emly.bsky.social
briefly thought about salmiak flavored edibles but I’d also actually like it
emly.bsky.social
what if you had to yell it really loud or the world would end, huh, bet you would say it then, what if the make-a-wish kid wante
emly.bsky.social
i think it can finally said everyone is mad at the wrong parts of everything
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janus.bsky.social
i'm going to keep summoning her whenever she is needed.
janus.bsky.social
lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
emly.bsky.social
at least cohost was like “we are le sad, w love our users but hate work. sorry the quarterly report is 2 quarters late”