Emma Graff • NYC • DC 🍉
@emmagraff.com
You had a ‘type’ until you met me ✈︎ LA 1/25-28 ✈︎ SF 1/29-31
Based in Washington, DC & New York City
helloemma.nyc
Based in Washington, DC & New York City
helloemma.nyc
Look at my boyfriends overachieving for me
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Look at my boyfriends overachieving for me
I don’t know what’s most disturbing, watching people go on as if nothing has happened, or the expectation that we participate in the hell these maniacal men have made on earth.
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I don’t know what’s most disturbing, watching people go on as if nothing has happened, or the expectation that we participate in the hell these maniacal men have made on earth.
Being a Black woman is so fun. And yeah, that’s the tweet.
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Being a Black woman is so fun. And yeah, that’s the tweet.
Updates:
- Headed to LA & SF this month. Travel dates are listed on my site.
- January's nearly full, one evening free in SF, a few dinner slots here and there. February's limited.
- Now booking March and considering London or Chicago for that month.
- Headed to LA & SF this month. Travel dates are listed on my site.
- January's nearly full, one evening free in SF, a few dinner slots here and there. February's limited.
- Now booking March and considering London or Chicago for that month.
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Updates:
- Headed to LA & SF this month. Travel dates are listed on my site.
- January's nearly full, one evening free in SF, a few dinner slots here and there. February's limited.
- Now booking March and considering London or Chicago for that month.
- Headed to LA & SF this month. Travel dates are listed on my site.
- January's nearly full, one evening free in SF, a few dinner slots here and there. February's limited.
- Now booking March and considering London or Chicago for that month.
delayed new years resolution:
- sleep more
- go ad free on YouTube
- be bratty
- start a sriracha sauce hobby
- run a strict program
- less clients, more boyfriends
- try coconut water to see if it's still nasty
- keep my soul
- sleep more
- go ad free on YouTube
- be bratty
- start a sriracha sauce hobby
- run a strict program
- less clients, more boyfriends
- try coconut water to see if it's still nasty
- keep my soul
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
delayed new years resolution:
- sleep more
- go ad free on YouTube
- be bratty
- start a sriracha sauce hobby
- run a strict program
- less clients, more boyfriends
- try coconut water to see if it's still nasty
- keep my soul
- sleep more
- go ad free on YouTube
- be bratty
- start a sriracha sauce hobby
- run a strict program
- less clients, more boyfriends
- try coconut water to see if it's still nasty
- keep my soul
TOURMALINE
open.spotify.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Readiness never arrives when or how we expect. Still, we move toward what intrigues us, what we can’t quite explain. Thank you for allowing me to inspire that movement and continuing to trust me with our moments.
Full letter on my site.
Full letter on my site.
December 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Readiness never arrives when or how we expect. Still, we move toward what intrigues us, what we can’t quite explain. Thank you for allowing me to inspire that movement and continuing to trust me with our moments.
Full letter on my site.
Full letter on my site.
I spotted her in London— none left stateside, only eight in all of Europe. And somehow, she still found her way to me. Another beauty for my collection. Thank you, Mister You Know Who.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I spotted her in London— none left stateside, only eight in all of Europe. And somehow, she still found her way to me. Another beauty for my collection. Thank you, Mister You Know Who.
Merry Christmas from the Graffs
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Merry Christmas from the Graffs
My lovers treat “bearing gifts” very seriously. I’m very well cared for, in the steady ways that matter.
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My lovers treat “bearing gifts” very seriously. I’m very well cared for, in the steady ways that matter.
Adding a few people to my nice list ✨
December 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Adding a few people to my nice list ✨
Wishing me Merry Christmas without bearing a gift is bad luck. I don’t make the rules.
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wishing me Merry Christmas without bearing a gift is bad luck. I don’t make the rules.
Merry Christmas Eve… Eve 🎅
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Merry Christmas Eve… Eve 🎅
In the market for serious headphones. Any recommendations?
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
In the market for serious headphones. Any recommendations?
I want to be someone’s art fair plus one. Unpretentiously. Globally. Art Basel. Frieze. Venice Biennale. I’m available. You should be too.
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I want to be someone’s art fair plus one. Unpretentiously. Globally. Art Basel. Frieze. Venice Biennale. I’m available. You should be too.
Art is never optional abroad.
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Art is never optional abroad.
Gave Big Ben something to chime about.
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Gave Big Ben something to chime about.
I hate when I'm sick, and a European tells me to do a cold plunge at dawn, wrap my chest in a vinegar compress, then drink elderflower tea while facing east. I'm American, babe. Where are the DRUGS?
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I hate when I'm sick, and a European tells me to do a cold plunge at dawn, wrap my chest in a vinegar compress, then drink elderflower tea while facing east. I'm American, babe. Where are the DRUGS?
Back in the Corn Syrup Capital 🇺🇸
25% chance of responding to emails today. I barely know what day it is, no bueno for planning.
87.6% chance I’ll respond to emails tomorrow.
98.76942% chance I’ll be watching The Grinch and tweeting today.
100% chance of sleeping 10+ hours tonight.
25% chance of responding to emails today. I barely know what day it is, no bueno for planning.
87.6% chance I’ll respond to emails tomorrow.
98.76942% chance I’ll be watching The Grinch and tweeting today.
100% chance of sleeping 10+ hours tonight.
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Back in the Corn Syrup Capital 🇺🇸
25% chance of responding to emails today. I barely know what day it is, no bueno for planning.
87.6% chance I’ll respond to emails tomorrow.
98.76942% chance I’ll be watching The Grinch and tweeting today.
100% chance of sleeping 10+ hours tonight.
25% chance of responding to emails today. I barely know what day it is, no bueno for planning.
87.6% chance I’ll respond to emails tomorrow.
98.76942% chance I’ll be watching The Grinch and tweeting today.
100% chance of sleeping 10+ hours tonight.
Being comfortable and practiced in the art of being yourself, then protecting that practice through isolation, judgment, and misunderstanding.
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Being comfortable and practiced in the art of being yourself, then protecting that practice through isolation, judgment, and misunderstanding.