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Emmett

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• Full-time software engineer • Part-time clown 🤡

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Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · Dec 12

Tonight was cute 😊

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Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 1d

It’s amazing how patriotic I was cheering for Ilona Maher in 2024 versus how fucking embarrassed I am to be a citizen of the United States in 2025 💔

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 1d

Why the FUCK are they putting a QATARI military base in IDAHO???

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Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 3d

I had the emails turned on because that’s how I was able to get concert tickets, but now I’m not sure if I ever want concert tickets again…

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Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 3d

I finally unsubscribed from the email 🧘‍♂️

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Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 3d

ANOTHER album variant? JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST.

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Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 3d

That’s so exciting! Congrats!

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Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 5d

I’M CACKLING

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Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 6d

Related, I was talking to someone this week who, unprompted, volunteered that their #1 love language was touch. And I was like, “Bet. Name 5 kinds of touch.”

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 6d

I’m sorry, but if this is on your Hinge profile I am pressing that fat, juicy ❌.

A Hinge prompt asking what a random man’s love language is and his lazy-ass answer “Nothing beats physical touch.”

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 7d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.