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𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 5d

"Right! right!"

*He concentrates, and... gently tosses a fire shard at the cake*

"...There, ho... was that good at all?"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 5d

@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social

Finally, after a lot of preparation, the cake was done. All he had to do was let Black Frost do the finishing touch.

"Okay. It's your turn. Make sure it only lasts for about a second, and only on the cake. We can't let the ice cream inside melt."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"Hmm, a decent tactic! I look forward to seeing his reaction! ho!"

*Black Frost chuckles...*

"Just say when and i'll use the fire shard on it!"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 7d

“Yeah. It would. Just a split-second Agi. Enough to only burn the surface of the meringue. Let me explain what I’m doing. It’s a complex cake.”

He would show the recipe for Baked Alaska to Black Frost.

“My thought process is this. The best cake is one he may have never seen or tried.”

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"Ho... well.. I can't reall-hee cast fire skills..."

"...but mayb-hee a fire shard would hee-have the same effect? ho?"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"Ho... well.. I can't reall-hee cast fire skills..."

"...but mayb-hee a fire shard would hee-have the same effect? ho?"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 7d

“…Can you add sprinkles on top of cakes? Maybe set fire to the meringue when the cake is done? It only takes a small flame and a few seconds. Don’t be like Pyro.”

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"...Toast? ho?"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"...Toast? ho?"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 7d

“What ARE you good at in terms of cooking?”

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"Ho... great..."

*He just watches, sighing*

"Y'know-ho, he's gonna find out if I didn't do an-hee-thing on this dish..."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"Ho... great..."

*He just watches, sighing*

"Y'know-ho, he's gonna find out if I didn't do an-hee-thing on this dish..."

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 7d

“Good. Know that if we go to Hee-Hell that I will relish in your torture.”

The deity smiled with a hint of malice as he beat the egg whites with sugar.

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"N-No-ho! not at all! hee-ho...."

*What was this feeling he got from Majora? was that... fear?*

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"N-No-ho! not at all! hee-ho...."

*What was this feeling he got from Majora? was that... fear?*

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 7d

He gave Black Frost a deathglare.

“You can wait patiently. Do you wish to be lectured like Pyro?”

He began to work on the meringue.

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"...Then get to it! ho! you don't wanna upset the king, do you?"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"...Then get to it! ho! you don't wanna upset the king, do you?"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 7d

“Egg whites and sugar beaten in a bowl until they make stiff peaks. It’s the fluffy stuff on pies.”

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"Ho! yes of course the..."

"...What's a meringue? ho?"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"Ho! yes of course the..."

"...What's a meringue? ho?"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 7d

— the freezer.

“Alright. These flavors will work well. Now, to work on the meringue.”

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"Ho come on! fine!"

*Black Frost mumbles something and gets out the ingredients and utensils*

"There, hee-happy now? ho?"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 7d

“I can trust you to bring out the utensils and ingredients, riiiight? Or, are you chicken?”

He’s mocking Black Frost by clucking like a chicken. Arms flapping like short wings.

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"H-Hee-huh? but I don't wanna get in your way! ho! I mean, what if I fumble it all! our lives are on the line!"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

"H-Hee-huh? but I don't wanna get in your way! ho! I mean, what if I fumble it all! our lives are on the line!"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 7d

“This is a very special cake. It takes time, and temperature control~”

He’s dragging @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social to help him out.

“Come on. This will be fun. I promise.”

𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘁 @shiverysovereign.bsky.social · 7d

"In that case, get go-ho-ing! I don't wish to starve hee-re!"

*Geez, way to be impatient...*

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 7d

*Black Frost sighs*

"Ho-kay... but I can barel-hee cook y'know!"

*He turns over to @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social again... whispering something over...*

"Hee-hey, just between you and me-hee... it's... best you get going be-hee-fore I accidentally set the place on fire..."

𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘁 @shiverysovereign.bsky.social · 8d

"Actuall-hee on the topic of that, I do hee-have something on my mind!"

"...I reall-hee didn't have anything to prepare for food... and I'm struggling to figure out what to make... perhaps one of you could hee-help? though... I say that knowing I'd appreciate it more if B.F helped..."

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

“Not even how business is going? Geez! Find a hobby, Black Frost. You can always see if King Frost will have some news, or if he has something on his mind.”

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"That's.... exactl-hee why...."

*He looked down with disappointment in response...*

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

“Don’t tell me your reasoning was because you didn’t know what to talk about!”

Majora glared at Black Frost.

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

*Black Frost sits down alongside the king, and Majora, yawning*

"so-ho... uh.... lovel-hee weather we're hee-having... right?"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

*Black Frost sits down alongside the king, and Majora, yawning*

"so-ho... uh.... lovel-hee weather we're hee-having... right?"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

Majora followed behind the two. He was quite unsure of how this might go. Knowing Black Frost, there could be trouble.

𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘁 @shiverysovereign.bsky.social · 8d

*The king simply nods, motioning for the two of them to follow him into his humble home.*

"Ho-kay then... this way..."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

*He sighed....*

"You wouldn't? ho?"

*He looked slightly inside, nodding*

"S-Should we-hee go inside?"

𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘁 @shiverysovereign.bsky.social · 8d

"Ho? is that so?"

*It... gave him a bit of a chuckle... just the fact his b.f was so worried... it was pretty funny... he turned over to Black Frost, smirking a little bit...*

"Now, when in a mill-hee-on years would I get upset about that?"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

— a shit-eating grin towards Black Frost. The urge to raise hell was rising.

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"H-Hee-hey! that was never part of the deal!"

*He pouted, but did his best to get back into a decent stance before the door swung open... there in all his... quite tired might... was King Frost [ @shiverysovereign.bsky.social ] once more...*

"H-Ho! King Frost, uh... hey there!"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

“We’ll see who chickens out first. I’m not the one hiding from my boyfriend for not talking lately.”

Majora whispered back to Black Frost as he waited patiently.

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"You do? w-well..."

*As soon as he heard movement behind the door, he panicked a bit inside...*

"W-We-hee can talk about it later... just.... you better not chicken out either! ho!"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"You do? w-well..."

*As soon as he heard movement behind the door, he panicked a bit inside...*

"W-We-hee can talk about it later... just.... you better not chicken out either! ho!"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

Majora, being the tall one among them, rang the doorbell. Then, he placed Black Frost in front of himself.

“Don’t you dare chicken out of this. I already have enough problems.”

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"Ho boy, I just realized, what's the king gonna think if he sees me-hee and Majjy together when he opens the door?"

*ah, well now the hee-vil fella's overexaggerating this experience to hell and back...*

"Ho... and the journey to get there, too long!"

*...He's 5 steps away from the doorbell...*

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𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"Ho boy, I just realized, what's the king gonna think if he sees me-hee and Majjy together when he opens the door?"

*ah, well now the hee-vil fella's overexaggerating this experience to hell and back...*

"Ho... and the journey to get there, too long!"

*...He's 5 steps away from the doorbell...*

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𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"Splendid! ho! I'll lead the way!"

*Ah, he's already on the move! Majjy better pick up the pace!*

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

"You're that afraid of being punished by your boyfriend? Oh <Distorted noise>. We have a Frost who is turning into a chicken. Go live with the Onmoraki if you keep pulling this shit."

He huffs.

"Fine. I'll join you."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"...I-I'm just nervous! ho!"

"Look I'll go-ho but.... uh...."

*The demon sighs*

"Onl-hee if you come along with me-hee... at least for a bit... I'm THAT nervous, ho-kay? I need YOU to be there so I don't chicken out!"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"...I-I'm just nervous! ho!"

"Look I'll go-ho but.... uh...."

*The demon sighs*

"Onl-hee if you come along with me-hee... at least for a bit... I'm THAT nervous, ho-kay? I need YOU to be there so I don't chicken out!"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

"I smell bullshit."

He's glaring at Black Frost.

"I visit my lover. Go visit yours!"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"Uhhhh...."

*He tries to come up with an excuse...*

"...Taxes? ho?"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"Uhhhh...."

*He tries to come up with an excuse...*

"...Taxes? ho?"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

"Then, go see him. What's stopping you?"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"Well... yeah but... I dunno if that'll be-hee enough! if I wanna say those things, I should say it from the hee-heart! not some note in a envelope!"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"Well... yeah but... I dunno if that'll be-hee enough! if I wanna say those things, I should say it from the hee-heart! not some note in a envelope!"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

"I think you should send a letter to him to let you know what you're doing. That way, he won't be too worried."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"Yeah.... actuall-hee, about that... I haven't met with him in a while... hopefull-hee he isn't upset at me about that..."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"Yeah.... actuall-hee, about that... I haven't met with him in a while... hopefull-hee he isn't upset at me about that..."

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

"I'm only picking on you this time, Black Frost. If anything, I'm happy you two enjoy each other's company."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"H-Hee-hey! he's everything I could ask for! is that not hee-nough?"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"H-Hee-hey! he's everything I could ask for! is that not hee-nough?"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

"You mean seducing King Frost? No better than a Lilim with that one~"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"...But lying's the onl-hee thing I'm good at! Aside from pickin' up guys of course!"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"...But lying's the onl-hee thing I'm good at! Aside from pickin' up guys of course!"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

"So do demons and gods. Don't lie to yourself."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"...Yeah, hee-humans suck! they only do things to benefit themselves! nobod-hee else!"

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"...Yeah, hee-humans suck! they only do things to benefit themselves! nobod-hee else!"

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 8d

"Mhmmm... I've seen a few out there who wanted more. Either they got beat, or the dealer got eaten. I swear. Some humans will do anything for money, and that includes kidnap their own to make concentrated magatsuhi."

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social · 8d

"Hmm... right on the hee-head with that one..."