Emily Pilat
@empilat.bsky.social
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UMW ‘16. Higher Ed dweeb. Sometimes Shadow Mistress. Emmy-Award Winning Artist. Animation aficionado. Yogurt enthusiast.
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FUCK I WATCHED THE VIDEO.
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Two pounds of candy corn 🤩
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scottniswander.bsky.social
I regret to inform you that the Scooby-Doo escape room slaps
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Not me converting my whole family to hate watching Anne Able content, ooops.
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Okay Wife Guy calm down 😘
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Em said,”what, no wedding photos?” So okay here is further proof lmao
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samreich.bsky.social
don't talk to me or my son ever again
Vic Michaelis wearing the exact same outfit as an American Girl doll.
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Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Love being gay with my wife
empilat.bsky.social
We hated him! Then we loved him!And now we miss him 😢
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Big day tomorrow! Just wish it didn’t arrive so early 💀
Three digital alarms are set on, the first at 3:15 AM, the second at 3:30 AM, and the third and final alarm set for 4:00 AM.
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We got some gems in the latest comment section 🤩
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What I recorded was very much so NOT scripted, oops 😅 but I’m fully open to suggestions if you have a topic you’d like me to cover! For Ghibli, Porco Rosso has been on my mind lately 🤔
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I will do as much and as many as I can 🫡
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maxberger.bsky.social
fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?
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I haven’t seen that one! More just classic Disney animated villains like Ursula or Scar.
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Comically evil villains getting dragged to hell in a kid’s movie > Inter-generational trauma and learning to love your grandma who refuses to go to therapy
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A live-action #ScoobyDoo series is moving forward at Netflix 📺
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bengoggin.bsky.social
Hulu ruining the Oscars is really poetic coming after Sean Baker’s speech about streaming services killing the movies
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No thoughts, just McDonald’s at the Pentagon.
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually
empilat.bsky.social
"That was such a boring episode, they just told us what we already knew!" WRONG, you just understand how to closely read along a piece of text or media! That doesn't mean you get to skip over the payoff part of your prediction. That is not how a plot works!
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Loathing the notion that plots need twists and turns, and unpredictable/shocking reveals to be great. Give me a million well written fully forecasted and foreshadowed plot turns. There is nothing more satisfying than following those breadcrumbs and seeing the payoff. Anyway watch Severance.
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Love our babies so much, best part of 2024 🥹