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@emscanor.bsky.social
· Apr 29
“Either sit uncomfortably in public permanently or sit on the exercise bench uncomfortably temporarily” Alright bitch damn I’m going. Shit.
I’m not religious but that gospel music be whooping my ass
January 21, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I’m not religious but that gospel music be whooping my ass
I can’t wait to feel normal again 🥹
January 21, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I can’t wait to feel normal again 🥹
I reallyyyyy needed this win holy shit
January 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I reallyyyyy needed this win holy shit
I got what I couldn’t get done in a doctor’s office in the last 3 years done on Jeff Bezos internet in a week. UNBELIEVABLE.
January 21, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I got what I couldn’t get done in a doctor’s office in the last 3 years done on Jeff Bezos internet in a week. UNBELIEVABLE.
Get the cooooool. Get the cool shoeshiiine.
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Get the cooooool. Get the cool shoeshiiine.
I feel less insane now that my toes are done
January 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I feel less insane now that my toes are done
Burgundy and brown are really becoming my new favorite colors.
January 20, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Burgundy and brown are really becoming my new favorite colors.
Stranger Things S3 Still has the best finale.
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Stranger Things S3 Still has the best finale.
I completely forgot the mind flayer had a physical body in S3. And it was whoopin their asses 😭
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I completely forgot the mind flayer had a physical body in S3. And it was whoopin their asses 😭
did u get the spoon of prosperity?
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
did u get the spoon of prosperity?
For gods sake it’s the third movie how is bro not dead yet
January 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
For gods sake it’s the third movie how is bro not dead yet
Stay away from people who are only happy when you are miserable.
January 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Stay away from people who are only happy when you are miserable.
Disappointed. But never surprised.
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Disappointed. But never surprised.
The world really does just keep fucking turning doesn’t it.
January 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The world really does just keep fucking turning doesn’t it.
Finally mustered up enough strength to get half way decent and go do the shit I’ve been putting off
January 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Finally mustered up enough strength to get half way decent and go do the shit I’ve been putting off
Vecna reading smut to the masses?
January 8, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Vecna reading smut to the masses?
Do not get up on your high horse around me bc ima push you off and break both your legs.
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Do not get up on your high horse around me bc ima push you off and break both your legs.
I’m really back in my Keeping Up With The Kardashians era
January 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I’m really back in my Keeping Up With The Kardashians era
If it were me though… js.
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
If it were me though… js.
Vowed to not wax my mustache till I get employed. Let’s see how long it gets.
January 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Vowed to not wax my mustache till I get employed. Let’s see how long it gets.