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30s - MDNI - 18+/NSFW
Writer - Hypnodomme - VA - Giant Girlfriend
Organic Free-Range Mid-American Violence
The woman your Handler warned you about
Inbox Open - Ask For Discord
Writer - Hypnodomme - VA - Giant Girlfriend
Organic Free-Range Mid-American Violence
The woman your Handler warned you about
Inbox Open - Ask For Discord
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when contemplating whether to participate in news cycle chatter* it's good to ask "might I more fruitfully spend my keystrokes reminding people that wolves are cool and badass"
*not gonna call it "discourse" I'm reclaiming discourse for undergrad semioticians
*not gonna call it "discourse" I'm reclaiming discourse for undergrad semioticians
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
when contemplating whether to participate in news cycle chatter* it's good to ask "might I more fruitfully spend my keystrokes reminding people that wolves are cool and badass"
*not gonna call it "discourse" I'm reclaiming discourse for undergrad semioticians
*not gonna call it "discourse" I'm reclaiming discourse for undergrad semioticians
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My son is wise beyond his years.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My son is wise beyond his years.
it started as a joke but I'm about to load up on training manuals and start running pet/handler "obedience courses" for interested sickos
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
it started as a joke but I'm about to load up on training manuals and start running pet/handler "obedience courses" for interested sickos
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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a lot of you seem to know alarmingly little about women's anatomy, its frankly embarassing, you should really read up and learn
ciechanow.ski/mechanical-watch/
ciechanow.ski/mechanical-watch/
Mechanical Watch – Bartosz Ciechanowski
Interactive article explaining how a mechanical watch works.
ciechanow.ski
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
a lot of you seem to know alarmingly little about women's anatomy, its frankly embarassing, you should really read up and learn
ciechanow.ski/mechanical-watch/
ciechanow.ski/mechanical-watch/
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god damn fuck, im hot
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
god damn fuck, im hot
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laying its head on a pretty ladys chest while she strokes it hair would fix whatevers wrong with it. she can even slap it around a little bit beforehand if she wants. and also after
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
laying its head on a pretty ladys chest while she strokes it hair would fix whatevers wrong with it. she can even slap it around a little bit beforehand if she wants. and also after
Girls, let me bring you in on a secret.
Your brain has an off button, it's just at the back of your throat.
Open your mouth wide and let me hit it for you~
Your brain has an off button, it's just at the back of your throat.
Open your mouth wide and let me hit it for you~
All brains should come with off buttons.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Girls, let me bring you in on a secret.
Your brain has an off button, it's just at the back of your throat.
Open your mouth wide and let me hit it for you~
Your brain has an off button, it's just at the back of your throat.
Open your mouth wide and let me hit it for you~
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All brains should come with off buttons.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
All brains should come with off buttons.
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Overworked? Overwhelmed? Negative thoughts too many? You deserve to have your favorite body part(s) sucked & lavished in attention with intermittent praises being murmured into you skin until youre so far gone you cant remember your own name.
Just saying.
Just saying.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Overworked? Overwhelmed? Negative thoughts too many? You deserve to have your favorite body part(s) sucked & lavished in attention with intermittent praises being murmured into you skin until youre so far gone you cant remember your own name.
Just saying.
Just saying.
listen
me being a messy eater is a compliment. I'm just so driven for /more/ that things like propriety go out the window
me being a messy eater is a compliment. I'm just so driven for /more/ that things like propriety go out the window
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
listen
me being a messy eater is a compliment. I'm just so driven for /more/ that things like propriety go out the window
me being a messy eater is a compliment. I'm just so driven for /more/ that things like propriety go out the window
"Hey, Endless, how's your day?"
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Hey, Endless, how's your day?"
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if it means I'm done working sales, I'm on board
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
if it means I'm done working sales, I'm on board
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The funniest thing is that the best they could ever hope for is prolong the war long enough to make Berlin past tense.
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The funniest thing is that the best they could ever hope for is prolong the war long enough to make Berlin past tense.
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Sure hope there's no screencaps I could use out of context to imply that Huntress Wizard and Fionna might enter into a romantic relationship.
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sure hope there's no screencaps I could use out of context to imply that Huntress Wizard and Fionna might enter into a romantic relationship.
"I can be your sweetest ______ or yuor worst ______."
HEMA GF/Wargamer GF
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
"I can be your sweetest ______ or yuor worst ______."
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"if gender is thanksgiving I'm not getting a plate....okay just a little mac and cheese"
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"if gender is thanksgiving I'm not getting a plate....okay just a little mac and cheese"
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cavalry when they see an exposed archer line.
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
cavalry when they see an exposed archer line.
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We destroy BMWs for fun and will NEVER get bored of it.
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We destroy BMWs for fun and will NEVER get bored of it.
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
#WorldBollardAssociation😏