incidents georg
@enri.bsky.social
dumb of ass lame of jokes | certified cringe engineer | much normal very hinged
i hiss at people and bite their fingers.
i hiss at people and bite their fingers.
me: ugh brain fog is kinda bad today
also me: *no nicotine no caffeine no nothing for the first five or so hours of the day just rawdogging it*
me: must be the curse again
also me: *no nicotine no caffeine no nothing for the first five or so hours of the day just rawdogging it*
me: must be the curse again
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
me: ugh brain fog is kinda bad today
also me: *no nicotine no caffeine no nothing for the first five or so hours of the day just rawdogging it*
me: must be the curse again
also me: *no nicotine no caffeine no nothing for the first five or so hours of the day just rawdogging it*
me: must be the curse again
fixing your sore throat with jagerballs* is something that should NOT work, and yet. it fucking does.
February 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
fixing your sore throat with jagerballs* is something that should NOT work, and yet. it fucking does.
when a guy from another department says thank you because i did something that's a part of my job anyway: wow. just look at that. people love me. +10 mp.
when a guy from my department doesn't reply to my quite urgent message: so everyone hates me i see. -50 mp -will to live.
when a guy from my department doesn't reply to my quite urgent message: so everyone hates me i see. -50 mp -will to live.
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 AM
when a guy from another department says thank you because i did something that's a part of my job anyway: wow. just look at that. people love me. +10 mp.
when a guy from my department doesn't reply to my quite urgent message: so everyone hates me i see. -50 mp -will to live.
when a guy from my department doesn't reply to my quite urgent message: so everyone hates me i see. -50 mp -will to live.
oh nooooo new kibana ui is absolute garbage
January 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
oh nooooo new kibana ui is absolute garbage
anyways. i find it funny i renamed myself "soup hater" in steam some time ago, just to piss A. off a little (as one does). and guess what. he renamed himself "soup lover" almost everywhere.
January 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
anyways. i find it funny i renamed myself "soup hater" in steam some time ago, just to piss A. off a little (as one does). and guess what. he renamed himself "soup lover" almost everywhere.
rue valley is very meh
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
rue valley is very meh
i'm just gonna leave it here
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i'm just gonna leave it here
sooo uhhh. i had a vacation recently and i hadn't really done much or went out a lot or anything BUT now that i'm back to work i kinda don't want to bite someone's face off for making a stupid mistake. which was *not* the case before the vacation.
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
sooo uhhh. i had a vacation recently and i hadn't really done much or went out a lot or anything BUT now that i'm back to work i kinda don't want to bite someone's face off for making a stupid mistake. which was *not* the case before the vacation.
fuck. i guess my apple watch is done for.
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
fuck. i guess my apple watch is done for.
"easy recipe, impossible to fail"
not to me. not if it's a cake.
I am the god of IRL nat1 rolls, kneel before my might! I will find a recipe so simple that no other person had even came close to failing it before, and I will follow it precisely. And I will — trust me on this — I WILL fail it.
not to me. not if it's a cake.
I am the god of IRL nat1 rolls, kneel before my might! I will find a recipe so simple that no other person had even came close to failing it before, and I will follow it precisely. And I will — trust me on this — I WILL fail it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"easy recipe, impossible to fail"
not to me. not if it's a cake.
I am the god of IRL nat1 rolls, kneel before my might! I will find a recipe so simple that no other person had even came close to failing it before, and I will follow it precisely. And I will — trust me on this — I WILL fail it.
not to me. not if it's a cake.
I am the god of IRL nat1 rolls, kneel before my might! I will find a recipe so simple that no other person had even came close to failing it before, and I will follow it precisely. And I will — trust me on this — I WILL fail it.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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are they trying to hire apis georg or what
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
are they trying to hire apis georg or what
thanks am*zon web services, i definitely needed this. i needed to feel something and that something turned out to be rage. thank you. what a great way to start my day. blessings be upon you.
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
thanks am*zon web services, i definitely needed this. i needed to feel something and that something turned out to be rage. thank you. what a great way to start my day. blessings be upon you.
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I have to use at least 12 vacation days in Q4 lest they expire
September 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I have to use at least 12 vacation days in Q4 lest they expire
bruh some people have reading comprehension skills so abysmal they can't even understand an email
July 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
bruh some people have reading comprehension skills so abysmal they can't even understand an email
job is pissing me off kinda badly today. everyone's so stupid and im a shining paragon of Having A Brain in comparison. i do not like it.
June 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
job is pissing me off kinda badly today. everyone's so stupid and im a shining paragon of Having A Brain in comparison. i do not like it.
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May 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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idk but i do know for sure that TL of an another team (under the same manager) was fucking scared of me and that was back when i was only a middle lvl engineer
quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
February 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
idk but i do know for sure that TL of an another team (under the same manager) was fucking scared of me and that was back when i was only a middle lvl engineer
got hit with the "don't want any of the food i currently have" ray. 29384038 groceries expired. 1 injured (my bank account).
February 6, 2025 at 10:12 AM
got hit with the "don't want any of the food i currently have" ray. 29384038 groceries expired. 1 injured (my bank account).