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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃

@enterprisedeez.bsky.social

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The poster formerly known as Alt Wormhole Aliens Department/Jean Luc Bacardi Politics, lifting, games, sports, nerd shit, movies, books, simping for my girlfriend Commie, Land Back, Free Palestine

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 3d

Heading to Mastodon to check that shit out, will be here too

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CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 6m

Right. The endgame of MAGA's fantasy is blood in the streets and nukes falling on every Liberal city. Whereas the Libs' fantasies end at, like, a letter so strongly-worded that all the bad guys put themselves in jail.

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 13m

Yeah she's straight up said she supports the strikes on fishing boats, it seems like this was a way of trying to appease Trump without actually giving him the award

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 14m

It's so much more pathetic than MAGA fanfiction too. Like MAGA is evil but at least they get off on fantasies of actually doing something to advance their goals. Libs just jerk each other off vague about stuff like "fighting for democracy"

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 15m

He's blocking everyone that points it out lol the libs are going full MAGA and just creating their own reality

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 16m

Whaaaaaat are you telling me that Woodrow Wilson, the guy who got sworn into the KKK while he was President, was a bad dude? I'm shocked

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 23m

There's a "spirits" and "Halloween" joke here somewhere but I'm not caffeinated enough to find it

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 24m

She literally supports Trump and was given this award as a way of appeasing him without giving it to him

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 26m

She supports Trump

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 26m

She supports Trump lmao

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 26m

Why? She supports Trump and his strikes on the fishing boats

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 45m

Guess who the government sinking the fishing boats supports

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Calvinboo Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 41m

I have some bad news

John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 1h

I like how they gave the Nobel Prize to someone fighting for democracy in Venezuela, instead of someone sinking fishing boats off their coast.

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 32m

The German heritage in me got very excited at these pics

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 37m

Absolutely I am so curious

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 13h

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PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 1d

trump not being confident in his ability to pronounce Andy Ngo's name is the real price of him dodging the draft. to this day my grandpa orders in a perfect vietnamese accent. i never have the heart to tell him we're at an indian restaurant, but still

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 1d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 14h

Nooooo

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 14h

(I'M NOT GEN X I SWEAR)

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 14h

It's pretty good tbh, it's basically a spy show about the fuck ups in British Intelligence and Gary Oldman plays the guy in charge of the division, a washed up, absolutely disgusting alcoholic. Like you can smell his character through the screen. 11/10

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 14h

Damn I missed the OG formula that sounds like a terrible night lmao

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 14h

I knew you'd get me

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 15h

I swear this isn't a cry for help

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 15h

Behold and be terrified

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 15h

I'm so glad you asked. Basically, you drink a 40 of Cobra Malt Liquor down to the label/almost halfway and then pour a 4Loko in. Cheapest and quickest blackout of your life

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 15h

It WAS around 2013-16

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