Eric Beetner
@ericbeetner.bsky.social
Author, Film/TV editor, Musician, Filmmaker, Father, Husband
My latest humorous essay is up at Writers Block Party Substack. Writing satire is fun.
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December 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My latest humorous essay is up at Writers Block Party Substack. Writing satire is fun.
open.substack.com/pub/writersb...
open.substack.com/pub/writersb...
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Coming February 15, the long-awaited next chapter of Bricks & Cam Jobs!
Two novellas in one book -- @ericbeetner.bsky.social's THE JUSTICE LIST finds Cam back to his old Slaughterhouse ways in hilarious fashion, while my own THE DELIVERY LIST features Bricks in an unfamiliar role - protector.
Two novellas in one book -- @ericbeetner.bsky.social's THE JUSTICE LIST finds Cam back to his old Slaughterhouse ways in hilarious fashion, while my own THE DELIVERY LIST features Bricks in an unfamiliar role - protector.
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Coming February 15, the long-awaited next chapter of Bricks & Cam Jobs!
Two novellas in one book -- @ericbeetner.bsky.social's THE JUSTICE LIST finds Cam back to his old Slaughterhouse ways in hilarious fashion, while my own THE DELIVERY LIST features Bricks in an unfamiliar role - protector.
Two novellas in one book -- @ericbeetner.bsky.social's THE JUSTICE LIST finds Cam back to his old Slaughterhouse ways in hilarious fashion, while my own THE DELIVERY LIST features Bricks in an unfamiliar role - protector.
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#ICYMI Best Reads 2025 w Poppy Gee @catrionamcp.bsky.social @ericbeetner.bsky.social @gvaljan.bsky.social @navah74.bsky.social
>> 7criminalminds.blogspot.com
>> 7criminalminds.blogspot.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
#ICYMI Best Reads 2025 w Poppy Gee @catrionamcp.bsky.social @ericbeetner.bsky.social @gvaljan.bsky.social @navah74.bsky.social
>> 7criminalminds.blogspot.com
>> 7criminalminds.blogspot.com
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#holidaycheer @navah74.bsky.social M.S. Greene @gvaljan.bsky.social @terryshames.bsky.social @catrionamcp.bsky.social @ericbeetner.bsky.social Dietrich Kalteis @jameswziskin.bsky.social Poppy Gee @harininagendra.bsky.social @sincworldwide.bsky.social @crimewriterscanada.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I know I’m late to the party on this, but I finally read The Last Few Miles of Road by @ericbeetner.bsky.social and I loved it. A really well-crafted story with a fresh plot and characters that stick with you. It’s been a while since I’ve read a book that was this much fun and had this much heart.
The Last Few Miles of Road: A Carter McCoy Novel
When Carter McCoy learns he hasn’t got long to live, it…
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November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I know I’m late to the party on this, but I finally read The Last Few Miles of Road by @ericbeetner.bsky.social and I loved it. A really well-crafted story with a fresh plot and characters that stick with you. It’s been a while since I’ve read a book that was this much fun and had this much heart.
Lots of people out there making fun of the Rapture crowd, but just think of how much the world would improve overnight if all those fools just vanished?
September 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Lots of people out there making fun of the Rapture crowd, but just think of how much the world would improve overnight if all those fools just vanished?
I'm thrilled to be a part of a new Substack featuring humorous essays about writing, life, the writing life, life while not writing, life while procrastinating from writing and other musings. The first batch of essays are up and free to read. Go check them out.
writersblockparty.substack.com
writersblockparty.substack.com
Writers' Block Party | Iris Yamashita | Substack
A group of dysfunctional writers who have funny things to say. Click to read Writers' Block Party, a Substack publication. Launched 15 days ago.
writersblockparty.substack.com
August 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm thrilled to be a part of a new Substack featuring humorous essays about writing, life, the writing life, life while not writing, life while procrastinating from writing and other musings. The first batch of essays are up and free to read. Go check them out.
writersblockparty.substack.com
writersblockparty.substack.com
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It's way too much of my face, but nice to be profiled in Voyage LA about my creative life.
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August 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It's way too much of my face, but nice to be profiled in Voyage LA about my creative life.
voyagela.com/interview/co... Beetner
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🚨 Award news! 🚨
@ericbeetner.bsky.social’s #TheLastFewMilesofRoad—the gripping first book in the #CarterMcCoyTrilogy—is a finalist for Best Paperback at the #2025AnthonyAwards.
Winners will be announced at the #BoucherConvention on September 6.
Congrats, Eric! 🎉
Award details: bouchercon2025.com
@ericbeetner.bsky.social’s #TheLastFewMilesofRoad—the gripping first book in the #CarterMcCoyTrilogy—is a finalist for Best Paperback at the #2025AnthonyAwards.
Winners will be announced at the #BoucherConvention on September 6.
Congrats, Eric! 🎉
Award details: bouchercon2025.com
June 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
🚨 Award news! 🚨
@ericbeetner.bsky.social’s #TheLastFewMilesofRoad—the gripping first book in the #CarterMcCoyTrilogy—is a finalist for Best Paperback at the #2025AnthonyAwards.
Winners will be announced at the #BoucherConvention on September 6.
Congrats, Eric! 🎉
Award details: bouchercon2025.com
@ericbeetner.bsky.social’s #TheLastFewMilesofRoad—the gripping first book in the #CarterMcCoyTrilogy—is a finalist for Best Paperback at the #2025AnthonyAwards.
Winners will be announced at the #BoucherConvention on September 6.
Congrats, Eric! 🎉
Award details: bouchercon2025.com
Last night in New York and I didn’t want to just sit in my room so I went out looking for something to do late night in NYC.
I found something to do
I found something to do
June 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Last night in New York and I didn’t want to just sit in my room so I went out looking for something to do late night in NYC.
I found something to do
I found something to do
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Let's all take a moment to read the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878. It's only one sentence.
June 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Let's all take a moment to read the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878. It's only one sentence.
One week from tonight come on out and see the documentary I cut all about the making of one of the wildest cult films of the 90s. AND we're showing the original (unrated) film.
TICKETS:
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TICKETS:
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June 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
One week from tonight come on out and see the documentary I cut all about the making of one of the wildest cult films of the 90s. AND we're showing the original (unrated) film.
TICKETS:
ticketing.uswest.veezi.com/purchase/614...
TICKETS:
ticketing.uswest.veezi.com/purchase/614...
Had one of those 'shoot your shot' days on a very longshot project. But hey, nice to even be having those conversations. Love it when people notice the work.
June 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Had one of those 'shoot your shot' days on a very longshot project. But hey, nice to even be having those conversations. Love it when people notice the work.
Guys, there is literally footage of the guy surrounded by people in chicken suits. This TACO thing could be a huge blow to his ego. Have at it, internet. Bring on the memes! The mockery! You don’t even have to photoshop it!
May 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Guys, there is literally footage of the guy surrounded by people in chicken suits. This TACO thing could be a huge blow to his ego. Have at it, internet. Bring on the memes! The mockery! You don’t even have to photoshop it!
Screening Friday June 13th is the documentary I cut about the making of Jason Goes To Hell, along with the original 1993 film.
Come out and see it on the big screen!
ticketing.uswest.veezi.com/purchase/614...
Come out and see it on the big screen!
ticketing.uswest.veezi.com/purchase/614...
May 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Screening Friday June 13th is the documentary I cut about the making of Jason Goes To Hell, along with the original 1993 film.
Come out and see it on the big screen!
ticketing.uswest.veezi.com/purchase/614...
Come out and see it on the big screen!
ticketing.uswest.veezi.com/purchase/614...
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#wednesday with @ericbeetner.bsky.social
>> 7criminalminds.blogspot.com/2025/05/to-g... | @sistersincrimela.bsky.social @sincnational.bsky.social #conferences #writerslife
>> 7criminalminds.blogspot.com/2025/05/to-g... | @sistersincrimela.bsky.social @sincnational.bsky.social #conferences #writerslife
May 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sooooooo close to 50 reviews! Who's gonna be the one to put it over the top?
May 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Sooooooo close to 50 reviews! Who's gonna be the one to put it over the top?
Added the newest to my stack of anthologies I’ve been published in.
Sad thing is, this isn’t even all of them. Some are ebook only, some never sent contributor copies. So imagine 4 more…
Sad thing is, this isn’t even all of them. Some are ebook only, some never sent contributor copies. So imagine 4 more…
May 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Added the newest to my stack of anthologies I’ve been published in.
Sad thing is, this isn’t even all of them. Some are ebook only, some never sent contributor copies. So imagine 4 more…
Sad thing is, this isn’t even all of them. Some are ebook only, some never sent contributor copies. So imagine 4 more…
