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Eric M. Hamilton
@ericmhamilton.bsky.social
father of two toddlers
purveyor of weird fiction
mediator of mixed metaphors
THE LAST SENTINEL
Greenland's last hope against imperialism!

Short story (and soon-to-be recent history) now available at: ericmhamilton.substack.com/p/the-last-s...
January 20, 2026 at 9:08 PM
A disappointing reality/realization: Slop sells.
January 20, 2026 at 8:35 PM
A moment of silence for my 1995 McDonalds promotional Batman Forever Riddler glass mug that I bought for $1.99 thirty years ago on a school field trip.
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Also, in other news, my book An Inconvenient Presidency has reached 40 reviews on Amazon. For some people, that isn't much of an accomplishment, but for weird-alternate-history-time-traveling-political-satire-science-fiction, it is quite a feat.
January 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
From a recent review of one of my books: "...if you don’t find this funny, something is wrong with you!"

Thank you, reviewer, for saying what would be too hubristic of me as the author to say (but always loudly thinking)!
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
A COVENANT OF STONES
A short story based on a true story about HOA Karens.
ericmhamilton.substack.com/p/a-covenant...
January 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Scott Adams was a sharp thinker, had a mind for human interactions, and it came out in his humor in Dilbert, his "reframing" for personal growth, and his political commentary. I enjoyed watching him from time to time. May he rest in peace with Jesus our Lord.
January 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
If you've been writing for years and you've been published, even if it's self-published, don't call yourself an "aspiring author." You are an author.
January 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
My favorite books I read in 2025.
ericmhamilton.substack.com/p/my-favorit...
January 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
My latest short story-
The Herodyssey: Escape from the Isle of Cyclopes
When a Greek warrior from the Battle of Troy realizes his wife will be mad because he hasn't returned home for over 7 years, he stops at an island to collect a gift to assuage her wifely anger.
open.substack.com/pub/ericmham...
February 13, 2024 at 10:46 PM