Eric Pylko
@ericpylko.bsky.social
Western NY. Yummm tequila. Cisco guy. Rower.
Jon Batiste at SPAC last night. Fantastic show!
August 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Jon Batiste at SPAC last night. Fantastic show!
I was told masking caused dangerous levels of CO2 in your blood.
June 3, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I was told masking caused dangerous levels of CO2 in your blood.
Bottomless margaritas in anything sounds amazing!
May 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bottomless margaritas in anything sounds amazing!
You’re a chef? I’ll fix your computer after you make me dinner.
(substitute any profession for chef)
(substitute any profession for chef)
December 26, 2024 at 11:16 PM
You’re a chef? I’ll fix your computer after you make me dinner.
(substitute any profession for chef)
(substitute any profession for chef)
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I am a pilot and I am begging you: do not shine lasers at things in the air. You can kill us by blinding us at night. You’re not detecting UFOs; you’re blinding women like me driving beater SkyToyotas, animal rescue pilots, and Angel flights bringing rural cancer patients to hospitals.
December 15, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I am a pilot and I am begging you: do not shine lasers at things in the air. You can kill us by blinding us at night. You’re not detecting UFOs; you’re blinding women like me driving beater SkyToyotas, animal rescue pilots, and Angel flights bringing rural cancer patients to hospitals.
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snat (snail hat)
🐌 <— literally him
🐌 <— literally him
December 19, 2024 at 6:22 AM
snat (snail hat)
🐌 <— literally him
🐌 <— literally him
Cornucopia of snail
December 26, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Cornucopia of snail
In the enchanting image to the right, what delightful activity is the shrimp engaging in?
December 26, 2024 at 12:06 AM
In the enchanting image to the right, what delightful activity is the shrimp engaging in?
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to my friends, family, and strangers around the world!
December 25, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to my friends, family, and strangers around the world!
My friends Tony and Steve, just because we all live far apart from each other.
December 19, 2024 at 11:26 AM
My friends Tony and Steve, just because we all live far apart from each other.
We know they are stupid and incompetent, but do they know they can vote “No”?
December 10, 2024 at 12:28 PM
We know they are stupid and incompetent, but do they know they can vote “No”?
“Because they had no choice.”
Of course not. There’s no way they could have exercised their agency. Clearly the Democrats’ fault.
Of course not. There’s no way they could have exercised their agency. Clearly the Democrats’ fault.
December 8, 2024 at 8:59 PM
“Because they had no choice.”
Of course not. There’s no way they could have exercised their agency. Clearly the Democrats’ fault.
Of course not. There’s no way they could have exercised their agency. Clearly the Democrats’ fault.
Can the state have an interest that’s based on junk science? Shouldn’t they have to prove what they assert is correct/true?
December 4, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Can the state have an interest that’s based on junk science? Shouldn’t they have to prove what they assert is correct/true?
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The Hunter Biden story is a perfect encapsulation of what’s wrong with American media:
Is it a story? Sure.
But every newspaper in America devoting front page headlines to Hunter fucking Biden while Trump appoints a cabal of rapists, racists and con-men to positions of enormous power is MADNESS.
Is it a story? Sure.
But every newspaper in America devoting front page headlines to Hunter fucking Biden while Trump appoints a cabal of rapists, racists and con-men to positions of enormous power is MADNESS.
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 AM
The Hunter Biden story is a perfect encapsulation of what’s wrong with American media:
Is it a story? Sure.
But every newspaper in America devoting front page headlines to Hunter fucking Biden while Trump appoints a cabal of rapists, racists and con-men to positions of enormous power is MADNESS.
Is it a story? Sure.
But every newspaper in America devoting front page headlines to Hunter fucking Biden while Trump appoints a cabal of rapists, racists and con-men to positions of enormous power is MADNESS.
Also me, the other day at Michaels.
December 2, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Also me, the other day at Michaels.
I think those orcas are just doing it to make their orca friends laugh.
I have pictures of friends with crab shells on their head after we stuffed ourselves at dinner. That and a few Mai Tais made it really funny.
I have pictures of friends with crab shells on their head after we stuffed ourselves at dinner. That and a few Mai Tais made it really funny.
December 2, 2024 at 11:28 AM
I think those orcas are just doing it to make their orca friends laugh.
I have pictures of friends with crab shells on their head after we stuffed ourselves at dinner. That and a few Mai Tais made it really funny.
I have pictures of friends with crab shells on their head after we stuffed ourselves at dinner. That and a few Mai Tais made it really funny.
No, it’s only illegal when you boycott right wing/conservative/racist/nazi businesses.
November 24, 2024 at 1:34 PM
No, it’s only illegal when you boycott right wing/conservative/racist/nazi businesses.
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Maybe that $71B could go toward math classes.
November 23, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Maybe that $71B could go toward math classes.
That gives me chills
November 14, 2024 at 1:15 PM
That gives me chills
He better put this on his resume!
October 20, 2024 at 9:12 PM
He better put this on his resume!