Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5
@ericvale.bsky.social
I voice Sanji in One Piece, Trunks in Dragon Ball Z, Shigaraki in My Hero Academia, Yuki in Fruits Basket, and others in anime.
Dear @apple, your update sucks a human centipede ass.
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Dear @apple, your update sucks a human centipede ass.
The problem with glasses is that you need your glasses to find your glasses when you lose your glasses.
September 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The problem with glasses is that you need your glasses to find your glasses when you lose your glasses.
Why do I still to this day know the entire rap in the theme song of the 1987 Dan Aykroyd and Tom Hanks comedy Dragnet? But somehow I can’t get all of my lines right for my comedy show that opens tomorrow.
August 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Why do I still to this day know the entire rap in the theme song of the 1987 Dan Aykroyd and Tom Hanks comedy Dragnet? But somehow I can’t get all of my lines right for my comedy show that opens tomorrow.
Just a reminder that according to Rick James what makes a girl a “superfreak” is incense, wine, and candles.
March 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just a reminder that according to Rick James what makes a girl a “superfreak” is incense, wine, and candles.
Don’t threaten me with permanent deletion of my Facebook page, you Meta message warriors. I’m always up for a good thing.
February 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Don’t threaten me with permanent deletion of my Facebook page, you Meta message warriors. I’m always up for a good thing.
Faygo is what a state fair would taste like if it was a soda.
February 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Faygo is what a state fair would taste like if it was a soda.
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YouTube video by Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe
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January 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It’s almost New Years Eve!
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December 28, 2024 at 8:05 PM
It’s almost New Years Eve!
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Christmas music is the Christmas music of Christmas music.
December 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Christmas music is the Christmas music of Christmas music.
Google AI response to a search I just did.
"It's not possible for a Viking longship to be on Mars because Vikings were seafaring people from Scandinavia, and Mars is a planet not located at sea."
Which implies that there is a planet located at sea. I want to go there.
"It's not possible for a Viking longship to be on Mars because Vikings were seafaring people from Scandinavia, and Mars is a planet not located at sea."
Which implies that there is a planet located at sea. I want to go there.
December 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Google AI response to a search I just did.
"It's not possible for a Viking longship to be on Mars because Vikings were seafaring people from Scandinavia, and Mars is a planet not located at sea."
Which implies that there is a planet located at sea. I want to go there.
"It's not possible for a Viking longship to be on Mars because Vikings were seafaring people from Scandinavia, and Mars is a planet not located at sea."
Which implies that there is a planet located at sea. I want to go there.
Hear me out: Pizza... but the crust is a steak.
December 9, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Hear me out: Pizza... but the crust is a steak.
Remember: Thanksgiving is a competitive sport. There are winners and there are losers. Only there are no winners, and we all lose.
November 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Remember: Thanksgiving is a competitive sport. There are winners and there are losers. Only there are no winners, and we all lose.
We are migrating our sketch comedy troupe out of the rage-o-sphere and over to here. So give us a follow. Because we're funny. And I said so. @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
We are migrating our sketch comedy troupe out of the rage-o-sphere and over to here. So give us a follow. Because we're funny. And I said so. @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social
Scented trash bags smell worse than trash.
November 22, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Scented trash bags smell worse than trash.
Haven't posted on X since last April. So I put up a post saying I'm headed over here. Which got me these lovelies. Feels like I'm making the right call here.
November 17, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Haven't posted on X since last April. So I put up a post saying I'm headed over here. Which got me these lovelies. Feels like I'm making the right call here.
I’m watching the fight tonight, and I thought “I could do this” and a bug crawled across my arm so I moved out and set the house ablaze, but from a distance because I’m scared of fire, too.
November 16, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I’m watching the fight tonight, and I thought “I could do this” and a bug crawled across my arm so I moved out and set the house ablaze, but from a distance because I’m scared of fire, too.
Remember the last time you broke up with somebody who treated you like shit? And then a few years later, you decided to get back together with them? And they still treated you like absolute shit? Yep.
November 14, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Remember the last time you broke up with somebody who treated you like shit? And then a few years later, you decided to get back together with them? And they still treated you like absolute shit? Yep.
I guess we all doing this now?
November 13, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I guess we all doing this now?
Public service announcement: Your “fun fact” is neither fun nor a fact.
November 2, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Public service announcement: Your “fun fact” is neither fun nor a fact.
I am.
August 14, 2023 at 7:05 PM
I am.