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I will make your #SQLServer faster in exchange for money.

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SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 38

https://erikdarling.com/sql-server-performance-office-hours-episode-38/
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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today officially marks 25 years of developers being misinformed about table variables.
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Celebrating the only four German words I know.
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Black Friday Deal #2: 30% off all bundled consulting hours packages: training.erikdarling.com?coupon=BLACK...
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November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Black Friday Deal #1: 50% off all full training class purchases: training.erikdarling.com?coupon=BLACK...
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November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Row Goals: Part 4

https://erikdarling.com/row-goals-part-4/
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Row Goals: Part 3

https://erikdarling.com/row-goals-part-3/
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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my first ssms 22 bug report: developercommunity.visualstudio.com/t/SSMS-22:-C...
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Developer Community
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November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Row Goals: Part 2

https://erikdarling.com/row-goals-part-2/
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Row Goals: Part 1

https://erikdarling.com/row-goals-part-1/
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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My first SQL Server 2025 bug report: feedback.azure.com/d365communit...
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November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 37

https://erikdarling.com/sql-server-performance-office-hours-episode-37/
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Guess he read the SQL Server 2025 release notes. finance.yahoo.com/news/bill-ga...
Bill Gates Just Dumped 65% of His Microsoft Stock. Should You Sell?
Microsoft co-founder (NASDAQ:MSFT) Bill Gates once held the vast majority of his personal wealth in the company’s shares. Over decades, he gradually reduced his direct ownership through sales and mass...
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November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Erik cries when SSMS lies

https://erikdarling.com/erik-cries-when-ssms-lies/
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Lost In Costs: Part 3

https://erikdarling.com/lost-in-costs-part-3/
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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just finished my new book.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Lost In Costs: Part 2

https://erikdarling.com/lost-in-costs-part-2/
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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And all this time I thought my eyes were just getting worse: www.howtogeek.com/heres-why-th...
Here’s why The X-Files still looks amazing 30 years later
The truth is in here
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November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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i woke up today wishing it was friday, so i pushed friday's release of my sql server troubleshooting procedures early: github.com/erikdarlingd...
Release It's lonely out in space · erikdarlingdata/DarlingData
What's Changed burg by @erikdarlingdata in #636 Dev by @erikdarlingdata in #642 sp_QuickieStore: Correct window function in lasts by @ReeceGoding in #644 Dev by @erikdarlingdata in #647 Full Chan...
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November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Lost In Costs: Part 1

https://erikdarling.com/lost-in-costs-part-1/
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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A Little About Scalar UDFs and Read Committed Snapshot Isolation In SQL Server

https://erikdarling.com/a-little-about-scalar-udfs-and-read-committed-snapshot-isolation-in-sql-server/
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 36

https://erikdarling.com/sql-server-performance-office-hours-episode-36/
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I came to the realization that my espresso machine is just an expensive Giga Pet. It runs out of beans and I feed it. It runs out of water and I refill it. The drip tray or waste bucket fill up and I change its diaper. Descale. Replace filter. On and on. It's loud. Just for some caffeine.
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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A Little About Serializable Escalation In SQL Server

https://erikdarling.com/a-little-about-serializable-escalation-in-sql-server/
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Why Partitioning Is Not A Performance Feature In SQL Server

https://erikdarling.com/why-partitioning-is-not-a-performance-feature-in-sql-server/
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM