ErinFromTheOffice
@erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social
I'm running for President in 2028. This is not a joke. Ask me about my platform, specifically my plans for using Presidential Immunity™ to solve America's problems
Anti-woke just means loudly bigoted.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Anti-woke just means loudly bigoted.
The first woman President will be a goonette.
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The first woman President will be a goonette.
Joyce Carol Oates can never accuse me of not indicating that I enjoy what virtually everyone appreciates.
Weed, jerking off, and a cup of coffee. Breakfast of champions.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Joyce Carol Oates can never accuse me of not indicating that I enjoy what virtually everyone appreciates.
Weed, jerking off, and a cup of coffee. Breakfast of champions.
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Weed, jerking off, and a cup of coffee. Breakfast of champions.
Thanksgiving menu:
Smoked wagyu brisket
Smoked turkey
Smoked sausage
Mac and cheese
Crispy roasted potatoes
Roasted root vegetables with a honey-pesto vinegarette
Corn casserole
Honey-grapefruit cranberry sauce
Jellied cranberry sauce with orange zest
4 pies
Smoked wagyu brisket
Smoked turkey
Smoked sausage
Mac and cheese
Crispy roasted potatoes
Roasted root vegetables with a honey-pesto vinegarette
Corn casserole
Honey-grapefruit cranberry sauce
Jellied cranberry sauce with orange zest
4 pies
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Thanksgiving menu:
Smoked wagyu brisket
Smoked turkey
Smoked sausage
Mac and cheese
Crispy roasted potatoes
Roasted root vegetables with a honey-pesto vinegarette
Corn casserole
Honey-grapefruit cranberry sauce
Jellied cranberry sauce with orange zest
4 pies
Smoked wagyu brisket
Smoked turkey
Smoked sausage
Mac and cheese
Crispy roasted potatoes
Roasted root vegetables with a honey-pesto vinegarette
Corn casserole
Honey-grapefruit cranberry sauce
Jellied cranberry sauce with orange zest
4 pies
I ate all I could, which was more than I should. But it's not called all-you-should-eat.
There are not a lot of good all-you-can-eat sushi places. I recently found one. I'm very excited.
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I ate all I could, which was more than I should. But it's not called all-you-should-eat.
There are not a lot of good all-you-can-eat sushi places. I recently found one. I'm very excited.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
There are not a lot of good all-you-can-eat sushi places. I recently found one. I'm very excited.
Mario Kart Korea Mart
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Mario Kart Korea Mart
Georgian food is so good, y'all
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Georgian food is so good, y'all
Trans rights
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trans rights
I'm simply saying we don't need conservatives. They add nothing to society and have never been right about anything.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm simply saying we don't need conservatives. They add nothing to society and have never been right about anything.
Corndogs are so good
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Corndogs are so good
Everyone loves videos of nazis getting suckerpunched. Make more of them.
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Everyone loves videos of nazis getting suckerpunched. Make more of them.
If you elect me President, I think every car dealership owner's boat is being used to traffic drugs.
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If you elect me President, I think every car dealership owner's boat is being used to traffic drugs.
Assume Clay Higgins is a pedophile until proven otherwise.
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Assume Clay Higgins is a pedophile until proven otherwise.
Ban sports gambling ads. And then ban sports gambling.
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ban sports gambling ads. And then ban sports gambling.
Mac and cheese made with Reames frozen egg noodles
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mac and cheese made with Reames frozen egg noodles
What did Maggie Haberman know and when did she know it?
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What did Maggie Haberman know and when did she know it?
The solution to elite impunity is to elect me President.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The solution to elite impunity is to elect me President.
Don't overthink it. Pete Hegseth can't grow a beard and he's insecure about it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Don't overthink it. Pete Hegseth can't grow a beard and he's insecure about it.
Pam Bondi was also in charge of Florida's case against trump U until trump gave her $50,000 and then she dropped the case.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Pam Bondi was also in charge of Florida's case against trump U until trump gave her $50,000 and then she dropped the case.
There's are three kinds of Republicans:
1. Pedophiles
2. Pedophiles
3. Pedophiles
1. Pedophiles
2. Pedophiles
3. Pedophiles
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
There's are three kinds of Republicans:
1. Pedophiles
2. Pedophiles
3. Pedophiles
1. Pedophiles
2. Pedophiles
3. Pedophiles
The solution to all of this is to l elect me President. You will be amazed at what I can do with 4 years of Presidential Immunity™
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The solution to all of this is to l elect me President. You will be amazed at what I can do with 4 years of Presidential Immunity™
If you elect me President, The Baileys will be executed.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If you elect me President, The Baileys will be executed.